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[Captspaulding]

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I knew I liked you. Now, that there is a proper rig. The size on those is absolutely killer., im not too sure who that funny looking dude is, but he sure hangs out with some hot chicks……

 

[Captspaulding]

Well, you know what they say, I’m pretty sure a dog talked to me and told me in like 1991 or something, apparently there is a lot of drama in the LBC and especially if your a dog for some reason. I was high. He seemed nice

 

[Bib4tuna]

Is this thing on?

First let me tell you all about fight club.........oh crap! Delete! Dele₩■~5¿☆

1. 1st rule of fight club “You do not talk about fight club!” 2. 2nd rule of fight club “YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!” 3. 3rd rule of fight club “DO NOT SHIT IN THE DAMN URINALS!”

 

[Captspaulding]

1. 1st rule of fight club “You do not talk about fight club!” 2. 2nd rule of fight club “YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!” 3. 3rd rule of fight club “DO NOT SHIT IN THE DAMN URINALS!”

So upper deckers, they are still on the table, correct?

 

[Bib4tuna]

Efficiency is the key

Very efficient! I usually only destroy the plant with this process 99.99% of the time. My technique is flawless!

 

[Captspaulding]

Very efficient! I usually only destroy the plant with this process 99.99% of the time. My technique is flawless!

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

This is a dude problem.

 

[Bib4tuna]

So upper deckers, they are still on the table, correct?

Oh yah anything goes in the stalls! Hell shit in the sink for all I care,just plz don’t shit in the urinals! Thank you for ur cooperation.

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh yah anything goes in the stalls! Hell shit in the sink for all I care,just plz don’t shit in the urinals! Thank you for ur cooperation.

 

[Harpua88]

1. 1st rule of fight club “You do not talk about fight club!” 2. 2nd rule of fight club “YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!” 3. 3rd rule of fight club “DO NOT SHIT IN THE DAMN URINALS!”

......I'm sorry.....I get it now. I will learn. It's all really because when I was part of fight club.....DARN IT!!!! ARGH! Where's the delete butt

 

[imgrowing]

Very efficient! I usually only destroy the plant with this process 99.99% of the time. My technique is flawless!

i saw some video a few days ago.
it said 60% of the time it works every time.
thought that was funny as fuck

 

[Captspaulding]

i saw some video a few days ago.
it said 60% of the time it works every time.
thought that was funny as fuck

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Captspaulding]

Rip boiling water, you will be mist.

 

[Bib4tuna]

For years we'd watch people knocking other people unconscious on tv with a judo chop......usually with very little force too.

Try giving someone a judo chop in New York......you'd get your ass kicked by 2 laughing kids and a drag queen....

My luck I’d probably fracture hand trying to knock someone out with a judo chop,lmao!

 

[Captspaulding]

My luck I’d probably fracture hand trying to knock someone out with a judo chop,lmao!

Pretty sure I’d break a toe….

 

[Bib4tuna]

There are classics, then there are legendary classics. She raised you right sir.

Damn straight,both my parents were hippies. Great memories of watching all those cheech & Chong movies with my mother & her brother while we all laughed our asses off. I try to turn my kid onto this stuff but my kid can’t watch anything longer than 3 mins.cuz of stupid TikTok vids,lmao!

 

[Bib4tuna]

Man, 12” and 10” you say? You’re sure this was cheesecake and subs?

I joke, I kid

This is what we were talking about earlier,our sense of humor is asshole humor. I’m little bit of a dick but comes from a good place. It’s fun to be an asshole! There are assholes then there are ASSHOLES.

 

[Bib4tuna]

this is why I don't drink anymore!

After about 6 drinks I’m trying to use the force to grab my drink cuz I’m too lazy to get up & grab,lmao! Me: “These are not the droids ur looking for.” GF: “WTF are you talking about!”

 

[Captspaulding]

Yer Gatdamned right.

 

[Bib4tuna]

I was watching, one of the late night shows a week or 2 ago, and she was on, she quit apparently. is the photo recent, if so she fell off the wagon quick

Probably just saying she quit. Our parents would always say “We don’t do drugs!” then proceed to tell us to go outside & play & then the whole damn place starts smelling like skunk lmao!