THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[GoldenDragondnw]

Have a hard rocking evening everyone!

 

[chronic2]

Sammy Song with his shopping cart,
Likes to eye the ladies in the isles.
Glowing sends them a little smile.
Wondering if they are holding in a fart,
Pushing along with their shopping cart.

 

[BB22]

Sammy Song with his shopping cart,
Likes to eye the ladies in the isles.
Glowing sends them a little smile.
Wondering if they are holding in a fart,
Pushing along with their shopping cart.

Ever listen to the Beatles ?

 

[Captspaulding]

Sammy Song with his shopping cart,
Likes to eye the ladies in the isles.
Glowing sends them a little smile.
Wondering if they are holding in a fart,
Pushing along with their shopping cart.

I’m always holding one in.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Just a little suggestive reading...

 

[Captspaulding]

I’m reading a readers digest from 1989. Did you know that battleship is the #1 board game?

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

I’m reading a readers digest from 1989. Did you know that battleship is the #1 board game?

You sunk my battleship! I used to cheat and hang em over the board.

 

[Captspaulding]

You sunk my battleship! I used to cheat and hang em over the board.

You bastard. I never thought of that…..

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

You bastard. I never thought of that…..

no one played me a second time. I also learned how to count cards when I got really into Texas hold em.

 

[Captspaulding]

no one played me a second time. I also learned how to count cards when I got really into Texas hold em.

Well, with enough people at the table, it gets a little easier. I’ve always just worked odds. Even if I had a hot pocket, I would always get screwed on the flop. Fold, then watch the river and 5th give me a low straight. Happened way more than I would have liked.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

I hold aces for days... I always get another one somewhere along the line...catch full houses and piss em off. Loved doing that to ppl. Bluffing all the way to the river...

 

[Captspaulding]

I hold aces for days... I always get another one somewhere along the line...catch full houses and piss em off. Loved doing that to ppl. Bluffing all the way to the river...

Dick…..

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Yes sir!

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

How is it we get gamma ray bursts and our DNA doesn't get mutated?!?!?!?! The answer is it does dammit! Just some more scary space shit to consume the brain with thoughts.

 

[Captspaulding]

How is it we get gamma ray bursts and our DNA doesn't get mutated?!?!?!?! The answer is it does dammit! Just some more scary space shit to consume the brain with thoughts.

don’t threaten me with a good time hahaha!

 

[Captspaulding]

Yes sir!

No cure for cancer!!! Classic, turn Barry manilows skull into a drivable bong. that album was rad.

 

[Tumbleweed375]

I dont know if it's the joint i just smoked, but this Orson Welles quote is hitting hard:

 

[Deadstill]

I dont know if it's the joint i just smoked, but this Orson Welles quote is hitting hard:

That's deep, but what else would you expect from Orson Welles? The guy was way ahead of his time. Another moment in time I'd love to go back to if I had a time machine - I'd love to spend a day with Orson Welles.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

I dont know if it's the joint i just smoked, but this Orson Welles quote is hitting hard:

We don't need 20 years of experience to say shit. it's all shit man. Hollywood is horrible.

 

[Captspaulding]

That's deep, but what else would you expect from Orson Welles? The guy was way ahead of his time. Another moment in time I'd love to go back to if I had a time machine - I'd love to spend a day with Orson Welles.

Brother, like you said, waaaaaaay ahead of his time. Pragmatism squared. That’s what an open mind sounds like to me. I’m like him, don’t tell me something has to be done a certain way, because if I can imagine it logically, then I’m pretty sure I can figure it out like ol Orson here. Articulate, classy, and goddamned smart.