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[Tumbleweed375]

 

[Captspaulding]

I was legit waiting for the Lombardos double bass part, thinking, there is no way the sax man is pulling that off…..well shit dudes a beast! I have pantera in a few days. In Texas. It’s going to be amazing, first time seeing them since 1991…..

 

[Tumbleweed375]

I was legit waiting for the Lombardos double bass part, thinking, there is no way the sax man is pulling that off…..well shit dudes a beast! I have pantera in a few days. In Texas. It’s going to be amazing, first time seeing them since 1991…..

That is going to be a sick show! This guy does some crazy stuff with the baritone sax

 

[Captspaulding]

That is going to be a sick show! This guy does some crazy stuff with the baritone sax

I guess so, his ability to control his wind is amazing.

 

[Tumbleweed375]

I guess so, his ability to control his wind is amazing.

Wind instruments, in general, require what i can only guess is magic or some spiritual connection to the elements

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Hello young padowan. My name is yoda. Good morning. Hope you're staying strong with 20 babies.

 

[Captspaulding]

Hello young padowan. My name is yoda. Good morning. Hope you're staying strong with 20 babies.

Wait your supposed to pay attention to them? I just leave them in the crib. Blockheads for everyone!!!!

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Wait your supposed to pay attention to them? I just leave them in the crib. Blockheads for everyone!!!!

I am with min almost all day.

 

[Captspaulding]

I am with min almost all day.

Oh no, I’m in and out all damned day. I just poke them with a stick to check for life…

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Oh no, I’m in and out all damned day. I just poke them with a stick to check for life…

I was telling mine how beautiful the yoda is.

 

[Captspaulding]

I was telling mine how beautiful the yoda is.

I’m telling mine not to ask for any money.

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

I’m telling mine not to ask for any money.

That's what's so great about these ones. They just need water.

 

[Captspaulding]

That's what's so great about these ones. They just need water.

Wait, mine are on full blast bloom nutes…..

 

[GoldenDragondnw]

Wait, mine are on full blast bloom nutes…..

Mine just gets water man. That's it.

 

[2Water]

Sometimes you just have to throw your balls in peoples face, lol.

 

[Captspaulding]

Sometimes you just have to throw your balls in peoples face, lol. View attachment 2019096

Just dragging the nuts all over the place…..

 

[2Water]

One of my favorite movie quotes is from Fight Club. The only question when you pass is whether to give the d*ck or the azz, lol

 

[2Water]

Just dragging the nuts all over the place…..

TMI moment, when I had my vasectomy, doctor was giving pre-OP inspection... gloved cold hand, "wow, you've got healthy testicles!" I didn't know how to take it!

 

[Captspaulding]

One of my favorite movie quotes is from Fight Club. The only question when you pass is whether to give the d*ck or the azz, lol

TMI moment, when I had my vasectomy, doctor was giving pre-OP inspection... gloved cold hand, "wow, you've got healthy testicles!" I didn't know how to take it!

Regardless, be proud man. A clean bill of health is a clean bill of health. Especially when it come to the wedding tackle.

 

[Captspaulding]

I have to call ahead, tell them to line out a fork lift for my gargantuan situation.