I had a friend, dude who pierced my third nipple, I know you remember that shit, anyways, he was that dude too, always looking to get his ass kicked for trying to wip it out in front of everyone’s old ladies all the time or I’m sorry, I mean showing of his “chops” well he gauged both ears until they were so stretched they split. Looked like melting wax instead of an earlobe. And his crotch hardware? All fun and games until you slide down the escalator handrail and catch that 1 bolt at the bottom of the escalator you didn’t know about…..it was a genitalia blood bath at the house of blues that night, it ripped out 4 barbells out of his Tom Johnson. By zues’ beard, he found god not too long after that…….
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