THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I wonder what demon's dick

I remember him in Tales from the Hood.

Scary ass dude, especially with all those rollers in his hair. I can’t believe I spent 26 years thinking that was Sidney Portier, and even more impressed by the fact that I knew he was in the movie “ the heat of the night” that movie came out 12 years before I was born and I don’t think I ever watched it. This train wreck does magical things!! I could have gone through life not knowing what I now know, and you better believe that knowing is half the fucking battle!!!!!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

That first part was from a post I was making and forgot to delete. Probably should have finished it

No it’s cool, we all wonder what demon dicks look like.

 

[Leoman]

No it’s cool, we all wonder what demon dicks look like.

Actually I was gonna say I wonder what demon's dick Biz Markie sucked to get a record deal. Then I listened to it and it wasn't as horrible as I remembered

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Actually I was gonna say I wonder what demon's dick Biz Markie sucked to get a record deal. Then I listened to it and it wasn't as horrible as I remembered

Nice save Leo

 

[Captspaulding]

looks like i did a good job train wrecking it lol

You fit right in perfectly.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Actually I was gonna say I wonder what demon's dick Biz Markie sucked to get a record deal. Then I listened to it and it wasn't as horrible as I remembered

I’m glad you gave him a second chance, he was an incredible performer. I saw him in concert back in the day, he’s the human beatbox. His whole style was self deprecation, can’t laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at, he wrote a song called pickin boogers. Who does that??

 

[Captspaulding]

that was a derailment

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

 

[Captspaulding]

It’s only gonna take a couple months to get to 2,000 pages..

10k by 2025!?

So I’ve been smoking out of a little cheap bowls for a few years, mostly mid grade stuff that people just give to me.

Now that I’m nearing the finish line on my first harvest, I kinda want something to do it better justice. Maybe a small bong? A vaporizer? Any favorites y’all wanna suggest?

A crispy ice catch bong is really nice to get a good clean flavor. Plus if I could have a bong bolted to the console it would be a perfect world.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Actually I was gonna say I wonder what demon's dick Biz Markie sucked to get a record deal. Then I listened to it and it wasn't as horrible as I remembered

It was Marley Marl, he’s the demon in question. He put on a lot of rappers in the eighties. I’m more of a KRS ONE fan, but the juice crew had some good stuff!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

You fit right in perfectly.

Like Oj’s glove

 

[Putthataway]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

A crispy ice catch bong is really nice to get a good clean flavor. Plus if I could have a bong bolted to the console it would be a perfect world.

Captain, you didn’t know Bong is my copilot?? I have one just for the truck. Fits perfectly in the cup holder, but freezes solid this time of year if you don’t bring it in at night. Ice catch is key. Gives me a reason to use the ice maker in my freezer.

 

[Putthataway]

 

[Putthataway]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

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Kinda looks like a dead hooker, hope she’s okay looks cold out there.

 

[Captspaulding]

Ohh shit The white stuff

So here is a funny story, back in I think 88 or 89, we couldn’t find any herb in town. Crazy dry. Had folks carpet surfing for flakes.
So my buddy Matt and I jump in his ford Taurus station wagon. And my buddy had just got a really nice set of kenwood 6x9s 5x8s and tweeters. Having giant subs wasn’t until a few years later. But his new stereo was loud.
So we head out to hit up the corner hustlers in a teeeeeerrible part of town for Nickle bags.
Well I had noticed that the was a copy of a new kids tape in the door. It was his little sisters, Right when we turn the main road to go back in the neighborhood, I told Matt, bro pull over, we have to do it man,,,,,he looks at the tape and snags with a giant Cheshire smile. We spinal tapped the volume, he put it in drive not before we had to rewind to the start of hanging tough. We were pumping it. Windows down hanging tough right along with with the hustlers. Just as we made the final turn, a fucking brick hits the windshield and got hung up in the window….
Spider webbed his whole windshield, needless to say, we dipped quick, now if any of y’all are familiar with ace Ventura part one, you know the scene when he’s driving his car hanging out the window and catches a bullet in his teeth? Well, we got lucky there Kensington was still crazy even then. Plus crack was really taking off. So yeah. New kids On the block, can literally get you killed if you aren’t careful.

TRUE TALK

 

[Putthataway]

Captain, you didn’t know Bong is my copilot?? I have one just for the truck. Fits perfectly in the cup holder, but freezes solid this time of year if you don’t bring it in at night. Ice catch is key. Gives me a reason to use the ice maker in my freezer.

My bong is probably 25 years old at least. It’s a Jerome Baker designs circa late 90’s possibly early 2000s. My dad came home and caught my brother and friend passing it to each other. I tried to block my the glass window but my dad saw them. He took it and tossed it across the backyard where it bounced several times and hit a brick wall. I went and retrieved it as the scolding went on. Only the stem broke and I replaced it.

Things got another memory my brother’s first dog was the stud for a boxer breeding and my brother got pick of the litter. A good picture of Bo as a puppy who has long passed has it accidentally captured in a photo. Anyway my friend came over a few years ago for a smoke. He’s like is that the same bong?

She may be old but she’s all I got. I have had to replace the stem once a few years back and it was a bitch to get a stem because everything went to glass on glass and I had a really hard time finding a rubber grommet to make the modern style work. I got it done. It wasn’t easy but I eventually got it done.

 

[Putthataway]

Kinda looks like a dead hooker, hope she’s okay looks cold out there.

Lmao what movie was that?

 

[Dadman86]

Lmao what movie was that?

Dirty deeds

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

So here is a funny story, back in I think 88 or 89, we couldn’t find any herb in town. Crazy dry. Had folks carpet surfing for flakes.
So my buddy Matt and I jump in his ford Taurus station wagon. And my buddy had just got a really nice set of kenwood 6x9s 5x8s and tweeters. Having giant subs wasn’t until a few years later. But his new stereo was loud.
So we head out to hit up the corner hustlers in a teeeeeerrible part of town for Nickle bags.
Well I had noticed that the was a copy of a new kids tape in the door. It was his little sisters, Right when we turn the main road to go back in the neighborhood, I told Matt, bro pull over, we have to do it man,,,,,he looks at the tape and snags with a giant Cheshire smile. We spinal tapped the volume, he put it in drive not before we had to rewind to the start of hanging tough. We were pumping it. Windows down hanging tough right along with with the hustlers. Just as we made the final turn, a fucking brick hits the windshield and got hung up in the window….
Spider webbed his whole windshield, needless to say, we dipped quick, now if any of y’all are familiar with ace Ventura part one, you know the scene when he’s driving his car hanging out the window and catches a bullet in his teeth? Well, we got lucky there Kensington was still crazy even then. Plus crack was really taking off. So yeah. New kids On the block, can literally get you killed if you aren’t careful.

TRUE TALK

I wonder if it was racially motivated or just hated the NKOTB?? Definitely some wrong place wrong time shit either way. Damn man kinda took the wind out of my wiseass sails with the true talk