THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[2Water]

What if he’s on both sites?

it did cross my mind!

 

[Dadman86]

I love to sip my tea and people watch... most of the time humanity provides adequate "entertainment"

I'm just trying to learn what I can. Have some laughs and try not to piss anyone off especially the woman.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

safe if you like razor blades and flowers that squirt water at you “honk honk”

I love squirting

 

[2Water]

I'm just trying to learn what I can. Have some laughs and try not to piss anyone off especially the woman.

Man, women provide the most comedic value!!!

 

[Captspaulding]

I love squirting

I’m squirting now too. It’s torrential.

 

[2Water]

And that's how it's done people, I got like 30 notifications in minutes!!!! Fucking love @Captspaulding 's trainwreck! House of a 1000 colas, the bunker of debauchery!!!!

 

[Captspaulding]

And that's how it's done people, I got like 30 notifications in minutes!!!! Fucking love @Captspaulding 's trainwreck! House of a 1000 colas, the bunker of debauchery!!!!

We don’t discriminate, everyone’s body parts end up in the same pile man…..

Aren’t we all just body parts in life’s pile?

 

[2Water]

We don’t discriminate, everyone’s body parts end up in the same pile man…..

Aren’t we all just body parts in life’s pile?

yesterday during our power outage, I went on a whole hour long rant on some circle of life shit to my son... shit, had nothing else to do but smoke

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

We don’t discriminate, everyone’s body parts end up in the same pile man…..

Aren’t we all just body parts in life’s pile?

That’s so deep man, I’m gonna try that one out for size next time I get into a random conversation with someone in real life. Just to see what face is made in response.

 

[Captspaulding]

That’s so deep man, I’m gonna try that one out for size next time I get into a random conversation with someone in real life. Just to see what face is made in response.

Man, it was so damned organic.
DO IT

 

[Captspaulding]

yesterday during our power outage, I went on a whole hour long rant on some circle of life shit to my son... shit, had nothing else to do but smoke

Some times we have to put on bloo….er rose colored glasses, hey! Look what I found…..blood emoji!!!

 

[Dadman86]

yesterday during our power outage, I went on a whole hour long rant on some circle of life shit to my son... shit, had nothing else to do but smoke

Thee best part about being dad!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Man, it was so damned organic.
DO IT

Oh I will, just you wait and see. I wish I could do a hidden camera show about saying weird profound statements to random strangers just to see their reactions. Footage at eleven!

 

[2Water]

Thee best part about being dad!

For real, and my son has my fucked up sense of humor. Doesn't hurt that he smokes too I give my kids the truth, always. I try to make it funny, but my daughter doesnt appreciate the dark twisted side.... yet

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh I will, just you wait and see. I wish I could do a hidden camera show about saying weird profound statements to random strangers just to see their reactions. Footage at eleven!

You know, it would really be fucking funny to break that out at traffic court.

 

[2Water]

Oh I will, just you wait and see. I wish I could do a hidden camera show about saying weird profound statements to random strangers just to see their reactions. Footage at eleven!

I'd watch the shit out of that!

 

[Captspaulding]

I'd watch the shit out of that!

And I would definitely shit on that! 2 times!!!’

 

[Captspaulding]

Todays a weird one, I can feel it…..
Or thats the shit I took In my polka dot pants.

 

[2Water]

And I would definitely shit on that! 2 times!!!’

You seen that white Jamaican dude who says some crazy made up shit and phrases and waits for the stranger to go along with it and the turns around and says "and what that mean?"

 

[Captspaulding]

You seen that white Jamaican dude who says some crazy made up shit and phrases and waits for the stranger to go along with it and the turns around and says "and what that mean?"

He’s legit from Jamaica too.
Shit is funny man