Tired of trainwrecking other peoples threads? Well then, come party at the captains! Trainwreck this thread with…….trains? Anything goes here……….

[BearWater]

Glad dogs love me,
Frauline downn nien

I wanted to train my GS’s in German but im the American english version of German being spoken so I can only imagine people hearing me talk to my dogs in public

 

[Captspaulding]

I wanted to train my GS’s in German but im the American english version of German being spoken so I can only imagine people hearing me talk to my dogs in public

See that reverse water bear over there?
I think her dog is in the ss
Call interpol

 

[Rama777]

You know, I love this place, but there are threads that I have been a helping hand on, that at the end of the day, I shouldn’t have, some folks just need a paint by numbers to do something, the way some some folks can be, is disingenuous. wording things like I been helping 6x longer than I actually have, forgetting the original reason I helped.
I legit got dude back on track, and then wonders why he’s so far behind his other runs, you didn’t hit me up for monster plants, you wanted to know a remedy for the ailment. and I held their hand through it, fixed their issue and make it seems like I stunted your plants? Don’t be that guy. Jesus it kinda got under my skin a bit. just saying, once I help you correct something, I’m going to assume you’re going to then, you know, grow your herb? anyways it is a different day in the space time continuum. I love y’all!

Maaaan I hate to hear that. I don’t know where I’d be with my plants if it weren’t for you..

 

[Captspaulding]

Maaaan I hate to hear that. I don’t know where I’d be with my plants if it weren’t for you..

And it’s a pleasure to help you man, it’s just odd when I get you right, and then you make a new thread called “light stress or just a stupid grower”
Who’s the stupid grower in this equation?
Better not be me man, it’s ambiguous enough to make someone think
Then when I point out that your plants are all now growing right, and the retort is, yeah but my plants are behind where all my previous runs were? Wow Man. You’re fn welcome homie.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I’ve got a Bavarian flyfishing friend who once said in response to someone who crossed him in his German accent “ and to hell is where they shall go!!! Fucking beautiful man!! Send them all to the fiery depths of HELL

And to them I say:

 

[dankfrank83]

I got me some sick bud when I start finding shit like this online.

This is the world largest turd.

Lloyds Bank coprolite - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Captspaulding]

I got me some sick bud when I start finding shit like this online.

This is the world largest turd.

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Lloyds Bank coprolite - Wikipedia

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A certified bono right there.
Southpark made an episode about the record for worlds largest shit,
Well that actually turned out to be bono.
Fucking perfect.

 

[BearWater]

A certified bono right there.
Southpark made an episode about the record for worlds largest shit,
Well that actually turned out to be bono.
Fucking perfect.

“SHARON! GET IN HERE!”

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I got me some sick bud when I start finding shit like this online.

This is the world largest turd.

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Lloyds Bank coprolite - Wikipedia

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thing about the worlds largest turd, is who's measuring their turds?

Its just the largest measured turd... I can almost promise at least once ive taken a bigger s**t then that viking log lol.. When i was on opiates after a surgery probably every day hahaha. And no, i don't have any pictures or measurements either. You'll just have to take my word for it

 

[Captspaulding]

thing about the worlds largest turd, is who's measuring their turds?

Its just the largest measured turd... I can almost promise at least once ive taken a bigger s**t then that viking log lol.. And no, i don't have any pictures or measurements either. You'll just have to take my word for it

Poop checkers unite!

 

[Captspaulding]

“SHARON! GET IN HERE!”

it’s a great episode really.
You know.

 

[dankfrank83]

I mean. Everyone has a peek, right? Just to see that we good. No Legos or stuff sticking out.

 

[dankfrank83]

I mean. Everyone has a peek, right? Just to see that we good. No Legos or stuff sticking out.

Admit it hurt a little bit when you imagined that.

 

[Captspaulding]

I mean. Everyone has a peek, right? Just to see that we good. No Legos or stuff sticking out.

you say you don’t, you bs about picking your nose too.

gotta know if the diet is legit right?
I mean cmon, stoooop we all do doo it

 

[Captspaulding]

 

[dankfrank83]

you say you don’t, you bs about picking your nose too.

gotta know if the diet is legit right?
I mean cmon, stoooop we all do doo it

Damn straight. These are personal health basics. Kids should be taught in school what to look for.

 

[Captspaulding]

Damn straight. These are personal health basics. Kids should be taught in school what to look for.

Especially legos, match box cars a few Ticonderoga pencils and that doily from grannies table…….

I’ve seen some shit man.

 

[dankfrank83]

You know those vacuum toilets they have on boats and trains and such? My dad told me when I was 5 or 6 that he knew a guy who worked with maintenance on those toilets. He said that every week someone has flushed the toilet while still sitting on it. By doing so the vacuum has completely emptied the human and left in just the skin of the person and the clothes and stuff.
He had such a straight face and we never spoke about it again.

I believed in this for quite some time. So long that it was my girlfriend who took my hand and walked with me a bit and told me the truth when we were on a cruise with her parents and I brought it up.

 

[Captspaulding]

You know those vacuum toilets they have on boats and trains and such? My dad told me when I was 5 or 6 that he knew a guy who worked with maintenance on those toilets. He said that every week someone has flushed the toilet while still sitting on it. By doing so the vacuum has completely emptied the human and left in just the skin of the person and the clothes and stuff.
He had such a straight face and we never spoke about it again.

I believed in this for quite some time. So long that it was my girlfriend who took my hand and walked with me a bit and told me the truth when we were on a cruise with her parents and I brought it up.

There is also a south park episode about that too. Jesus hahaha.

 

[dankfrank83]

Especially legos, match box cars a few Ticonderoga pencils and that doily from grannies table…….

I’ve seen some shit man.

It's been a while now, but I used to see stuff like my socks in the dogs shit. I love the stupid mutt, but that he is My moron