THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[jadins_journey]

Caliblues by @Captspaulding
Had my on this one for a couple months. She’s a beauty

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

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I read this on a bathroom wall at work years ago: WHEN THE BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR, I MAKE A DIME,THATS WHY I TAKE SHITS ON COMPANY TIME.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

THE DARK!

I “Double Dog Dare“ the average guy to carry his ass SOLO into woods at 4 AM or Out after dark. LOL

I’ve seen grown assed men get fucking sketchy at a coyote

I’ve been hunting since 2014 and the only thing scary about the dark is the fact that there might be some dumbass out there poaching who shoots at sounds and movement prior to legal shooting light, usually half hour before sunrise. But getting out of your treestand in pitch black darkness and spooking a whitetail will always make your hairs raise and at the same time your heart sink. Those sounds they make are creepy and loud.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

What if the cop is a fucking clown?

Trust this, I’m fucking dipping like sezuwan sawze myself, that’s too much clown hahahahaa

I’ll never not have a heart check from that shit.
I hate that.

Yeah cops scare me more than anything else on that list, especially if I’m smoked out.

 

[cannafarmer420]

That cali blue stem rub is smelling like my blueberry bush....tentatively hyped....

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

So I'm in an ER with a broken leg now.

Two days after I was joking about Jesus and saying he's a snitch and raving about the world's biggest turd and BS here.

Does karma have an account here?

Man that sucks, hope they fix you up properly, here’s to a swift recovery.

 

[Mikedin]

You probably never owned a Toyota, best vehicle ever sold to the public. Reliable and built to last, somewhat easy to work on for the most part. Expensive from the start, but will spend way less time in the shop vs pretty much every other manufacturer. Which is a fair trade in my opinion, spend a few grand more on the lot, and almost guarantee you won’t be back at the dealer replacing shit that shouldn’t break all the time like anything made by dodge/chrysler Mitsubishi and Mercedes. The biggest pieces of shit on the road. Besides Volkswagen and Audi. But you are right about car manufacturers trying to limit repair to themselves, there was a big lawsuit against them a few years back about right to repair, having mostly to do with the on board diagnostic systems that required specialized equipment to do diagnostic work, manufactures weren’t releasing data necessary to build aftermarket parts or use scan tools to read and repair engine lights. Anywhere where designed obsolescence is legal and practiced products will be designed to fail eventually requiring replacement. Legal here in the United States. That’s why half of your household electronics and appliances shit the bed after a few years of light use.

My father in law swears by pre 80’ Toyotas he had one that was lifted so high the floor board was 5’ in the air running 44” tires I think he had back then, he has 2-3 at a time I know he still has motors and transmissions in his backyard

 

[Mikedin]

That cali blue stem rub is smelling like my blueberry bush....tentatively hyped....

I hear ya fam! Day 27 from flip over here startin to show out now!

 

[TreeBee]

So I'm in an ER with a broken leg now.

Two days after I was joking about Jesus and saying he's a snitch and raving about the world's biggest turd and BS here.

Does karma have an account here?

I Hope your okay! Shit time to break a leg. Not that anytime is good for that.

 

[Gmix]

That cali blue stem rub is smelling like my blueberry bush....tentatively hyped....

Just as well I know your a dude

If my gf said that….

 

[TreeBee]

I hate waiting for plants to show me their junk....

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

One of the most underrated musicians of all time.

There is a really big list of mordern artist we wouldn't even have without Jeff Buckley coming first. Even Lana Del Ray is on that list lol.

RIP Mr. Buckley.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

So, the subject of just starting out growing, and how much hearsay there is in the growing community came up in a text conversation with a good buddy of mine.

He sent me a picture that gave me a real good LOL and i figured this was the perfect place to share it.


He says "Attached is a hand drawn chart/guide with everything you need to know to start growing weed"


I have affixed his included attachment to this post as well

 

[BB22]

But getting out of your treestand in pitch black darkness and spooking a whitetail will always make your hairs raise and at the same time your heart sink. Those sounds they make are creepy and loud.

A couple years ago. I was walking a long way out of the woods through some cutovers. Pitch dark.

NGL, I was a little spooked.

As I was telling myself “I’m the Alpha out here with a 12 gauge “ …

I jumped a deer and damn near leapt out of my boots. I’m not proud of the sound I made !!!

 

[Captspaulding]

Caliblues by @Captspaulding
Had my on this one for a couple months. She’s a beauty

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Chunky, I like fat chicks!
So cool the hps differences.
This clown was hype on the possibilities.
Wish I smoke one of them nugs with you,
I want to smell it so bad

 

[Captspaulding]

So, the subject of just starting out growing, and how much hearsay there is in the growing community came up in a text conversation with a good buddy of mine.

He sent me a picture that gave me a real good LOL and i figured this was the perfect place to share it.


He says "Attached is a hand drawn chart/guide with everything you need to know to start growing weed"


I have affixed his included attachment to this post as well

I’ve actually said that a bunch to folks here,
His formula is sound, it’s all about the apex of fuck around,
And find out.
It’s too on point

 

[Captspaulding]

I hate waiting for plants to show me their junk....

Three weeks of will he won’t he,
Then outta nowhere
dong vision.

 

[Captspaulding]

You probably never owned a Toyota, best vehicle ever sold to the public. Reliable and built to last, somewhat easy to work on for the most part. Expensive from the start, but will spend way less time in the shop vs pretty much every other manufacturer. Which is a fair trade in my opinion, spend a few grand more on the lot, and almost guarantee you won’t be back at the dealer replacing shit that shouldn’t break all the time like anything made by dodge/chrysler Mitsubishi and Mercedes. The biggest pieces of shit on the road. Besides Volkswagen and Audi. But you are right about car manufacturers trying to limit repair to themselves, there was a big lawsuit against them a few years back about right to repair, having mostly to do with the on board diagnostic systems that required specialized equipment to do diagnostic work, manufactures weren’t releasing data necessary to build aftermarket parts or use scan tools to read and repair engine lights. Anywhere where designed obsolescence is legal and practiced products will be designed to fail eventually requiring replacement. Legal here in the United States. That’s why half of your household electronics and appliances shit the bed after a few years of light use.

My 4Runner was amazing for quite a while, I still have it, but it’s in a plane hanger at families farm. it’s entire brake system need fixing. I had a habit, of going hey, kids look at that mud!!! Lotsa fields here before they built it all into McMansions. No more mud pits with the kids, plus.now all they do is whine about
Shit, feed me! Buy me shit! And no pops, no muddin …..it’s like I did t raise them.

 

[Putthataway]

My 4Runner was amazing for quite a while, I still have it, but it’s in a plane hanger at families farm. it’s entire brake system need fixing. I had a habit, of going hey, kids look at that mud!!! Lotsa fields here before they built it all into McMansions. No more mud pits with the kids, plus.now all they do is whine about
Shit, feed me! Buy me shit! And no pops, no muddin …..it’s like I did t raise them.

 

[BearWater]

now all they do is whine about
Shit, feed me! Buy me shit! And no pops, no muddin …..it’s like I did t raise them.

Ungrateful little shits! I can still impress mine with quarter flicks to the ceiling and 10 pushups in a row! Haha! Im hoping I can still get them to go camping and wheeling with me when they’re older : )