THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[JaBy]

I dont want to go to work Its a Sunday, its against god.

Amen Brother....

 

[Captspaulding]

i just can't see ya bonin up on richard simmons vids.....

Not trying it would be a missteak
Did I just type steak? Mmmmmm steak

 

[JaBy]

took a look at the last page of the frostiest buds thread..... i gotta say when it comes to outstanding stuff it's almost pointless for me to post pics of my stuff.............. all i can say when i look at what is out there is wwwwoooooooooowww.

 

[Captspaulding]

I read every single one your messages in captspaulding's voice from the movies.


Every single one. I even saw him bend down with a stink eye in the mind's eye sayin this one.


It brings so much unexpected joy into my evenings.

Yeah I’m generally a nice clown you know?
I got you dog.

 

[Captspaulding]

Yeah I’m generally a nice clown you know?
I got you dog.

And you should meet my brother…..

 

[Captspaulding]

dont mind me some army crawling haha, other week i where just on my way out from the outdoor spot, some dogwalkers where there having a chit chat i swear one seen me. so i ducked im like super low to the floor in the bush waiting the fkrs to go. anyhow they didnt see me in the end

Holy shit that reminds of a crazy meth head video, crazy birch all up in a bush searching for a drive shaft….oh man there are levels to this shit people. Hilarious. Everyone needs this in their lives….

 

[Captspaulding]

took a look at the last page of the frostiest buds thread..... i gotta say when it comes to outstanding stuff it's almost pointless for me to post pics of my stuff.............. all i can say when i look at what is out there is wwwwoooooooooowww.

So buddy, glad you dig the material on that thread. The farm has some legit killers.
But I got to be a contrarian here.
You should never feel like the pics of your work shouldn’t be posted.
If you feel like it’s not up to snuff, we can help with that. I see you trying to convince yourself to not post here, but it’s about more than that though, no one just fell of the turnip truck here homie. I bet your plants are better than you think, we are all our biggest critic.
I think I suck on a regular basis. Thats no reason to not be in it to win It.
You’re not the only nice fella that lives in an outlaw state/country.
You’re not the only one who is self deprecating.
You’re definitely not the only one who is paranoid.
I put clown heads over my face in pics,
I really wish I didn’t feel like I have too, I do it for the same reason you are all sketched out, I am right there with you.

 

[JaBy]

So buddy, glad you dig the material on that thread. The farm has some legit killers.
But I got to be a contrarian here.
You should never feel like the pics of your work shouldn’t be posted.
If you feel like it’s not up to snuff, we can help with that. I see you trying to convince yourself to not post here, but it’s about more than that though, no one just fell of the turnip truck here homie. I bet your plants are better than you think, we are all our biggest critic.
I think I suck on a regular basis. Thats no reason to not be in it to win It.
You’re not the only nice fella that lives in an outlaw state/country.
You’re not the only one who is self deprecating.
You’re definitely not the only one who is paranoid.
I put clown heads over my face in pics,
I really wish I didn’t feel like I have too, I do it for the same reason you are all sketched out, I am right there with you.

True Enough. to be honest given the time constraint i was looking at, all things considered things went fairly well. last time i grew i harvested popcorn buds where this time i was able to produce a nice cola on each plant. the negative would be the taste. last time i didn't do any curing, just a slow dry and got some tasty buds that "kicked like a mule". this time i am looking at at best some very bland tasting bud with a weak initial buzz. the different strains i have seem to vary between a notable spacey buzz to a heavy similar buzz. i would atribute the buzz a real creaper buzz on all. given i would prefer a real tasty bud i would say my main interest was not fullfilled. given the horrible green homegrown taste i got early into it i'll be happy with a bland mellow taste.

i would say that the present bud i have appears to be more laden with trichomes than what i did before so they took great pictures and provided me with a visual reference. looking at that last page i saw on the frostiest buds thread I Was Just Floored. i'm gonna have to check out some more of them for sure..... This could take me a couple years but well worth the time....

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Captspaulding]

True Enough. to be honest given the time constraint i was looking at, all things considered things went fairly well. last time i grew i harvested popcorn buds where this time i was able to produce a nice cola on each plant. the negative would be the taste. last time i didn't do any curing, just a slow dry and got some tasty buds that "kicked like a mule". this time i am looking at at best some very bland tasting bud with a weak initial buzz. the different strains i have seem to vary between a notable spacey buzz to a heavy similar buzz. i would atribute the buzz a real creaper buzz on all. given i would prefer a real tasty bud i would say my main interest was not fullfilled. given the horrible green homegrown taste i got early into it i'll be happy with a bland mellow taste.

i would say that the present bud i have appears to be more laden with trichomes than what i did before so they took great pictures and provided me with a visual reference. looking at that last page i saw on the frostiest buds thread I Was Just Floored. i'm gonna have to check out some more of them for sure..... This could take me a couple years but well worth the time....

You will learn a ton for sure

I read every single one your messages in captspaulding's voice from the movies.


Every single one. I even saw him bend down with a stink eye in the mind's eye sayin this one.


It brings so much unexpected joy into my evenings.

Oooooooooo yeeeeeeaaaaah
Macho clown Randy corpses
The cream rises mean gene

 

[sourorangedieselkush]

Good morning!

 

[Captspaulding]

So as a legit descendant to the earl of sandwich. May your breads be toasty and laden in bacon.

I do believe 4-5 blt situations may just be crossing my plate this am.


You’re welcome.
I love that I come from the man who thought one of the greatest thought. Bread meat bread.

You daffy bastard

 

[Captspaulding]

Good morning!

Nice job on that lst work. Looks killer bro!

 

[AZreefer]

You will learn a ton for sure
Oooooooooo yeeeeeeaaaaah
Macho clown Randy corpses
The cream rises mean gene

Snap into a coffin! Oh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!

 

[Tumbleweed375]

So as a legit descendant to the earl of sandwich. May your breads be toasty and laden in bacon.

I do believe 4-5 blt situations may just be crossing my plate this am.


You’re welcome.
I love that I come from the man who thought one of the greatest thought. Bread meat bread.

You daffy bastard

Indubitbly, my good sir. I second that sentiment.

I have just had myself a sausage sando. But there is always room for bacon!

 

[Mikedin]

Coworker just sent me this, just about died

2nd one… that shits just funny

 

[SpursGrower]

 

[Mikedin]

In 1995, Pearl Jam canceled their tour due to a dispute with Ticketmaster, which began in 1992 with two free concerts in Seattle. Ticketmaster charged a fee of one dollar per ticket, which Pearl Jam found unacceptable. The band decided to distribute the tickets themselves.

In 1993, they set a maximum price of $18 for their concerts, despite promoters suggesting triple the price. They also reduced the price of their T-shirts, giving up $2 million in revenue.

In 1994, Pearl Jam declared that they would only play at venues that respected the maximum price of $18 and fees of less than $1.80. This led to a conflict with Ticketmaster, whose "service charge" ranged from $4 to $8. The band refused to give in, and because Ticketmaster controlled most of the concert venues, the 1994 summer tour was canceled, resulting in a loss of $3 million.

After the release of Vitalogy in 1994, Pearl Jam announced a summer tour only at venues not affiliated with Ticketmaster, organizing everything themselves.

Pearl Jam

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

So yea, my retinas are pretty badly burned.


I pressure washed all morning and early afternoon yesterday. The underside of onnings while looking up. Full sun no clouds, and I forgot my sunglasses. Got home and did similar with spinosad just while looking upward, no sunglasses because I'm na idiot.

The mist/vapor coming off the onning glowing in the sun for hours on end.


Im in a dark room with a single corner lamp on wearing sunglasses. I'm still having to squint because the phone screen on Low is making my eyes water and burn

Do not pressure wash in sunlight without sunglasses. Bad idea.