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[Beachbumm]

 

[TreeBee]

Ballsy deer but they never touch my garden and the dogs only sometimes care they exist. They got used to each other.

Also my sock statement today...because they do.

 

[Mikedin]

Cali blues was gettin leany lol for her double netted and huge lollypop tied up a few Frostette colas she’s spreadin out with the weight, I’ll get some more wires up later

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I'm not so sure this one is going to work out the way he intends it to.

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Yeah some of it will probably move with the chain, the rest will probably just collapse into the ground.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

My mom blew my phone up til I left work and got a ride to her place "because her Internet is broken and Comcast won't help"

She unplugged her router cleaning and never plugged it back in -_-

She got mad at me when I told her to make sure it's plugged in over the phone.

She got mad at me again when I found the unplugged router less then 10 seconds into troubleshooting.

I used my ride today to get to her place and she doesn't have the gas to take me home, nor do I have enough cash on me to pay someone, thought it was implied shed take me home at least it's Saturday and I didn't even have to be at work technically lol


If you ever wondered why the beginning of customer service tech support is always: "Please verify the device is plugged in"

This would be why

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Yeah some of it will probably move with the chain, the rest will probably just collapse into the ground.

I put screws in all the floor panels and I'm gonna pull it up from those

I can also flip p the doors to the other side that's stronger.

I think I'm going to take the top off the floor panels, drag the floor panels up there then just rebuild the shed on the floor. It's prob still a lost cause but I'ma give the old dropout try.

 

[Asmodeus]

Ive always loved hatebreed, Jamie Jasta got some serious pipes

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Ive always loved hatebreed, Jamie Jasta got some serious pipes

I never got into Hatebteed personally. But nothing against em.

Jamie Josta was the best host headbanger's ball ever had though 100%

 

[TreeBee]

My mom blew my phone up til I left work and got a ride to her place "because her Internet is broken and Comcast won't help"

She unplugged her router cleaning and never plugged it back in -_-

She got mad at me when I told her to make sure it's plugged in over the phone.

She got mad at me again when I found the unplugged router less then 10 seconds into troubleshooting.

I used my ride today to get to her place and she doesn't have the gas to take me home, nor do I have enough cash on me to pay someone, thought it was implied shed take me home at least it's Saturday and I didn't even have to be at work technically lol


If you ever wondered why the beginning of customer service tech support is always: "Please verify the device is plugged in"

This would be why

You only have the right to get huffy about that first stupid question if you have indeed unplugged and replugged the device. Getting huffy about it and then it actually being the cause is gold

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Hahahahaha.


I found the nectar collector I used in high school.


Is the shifter handle from a mini chopper motorcycle. A broken glass tip, and wedge into the handle with foil lol.

I can't believe this thing still exists. And it was exactly where I left it. Just inside the lip of the attic door under a bit of 2x4 framing lol. Still has reclaim in it. I haven't used this in about 15 years.

 

[Rooke]

I put screws in all the floor panels and I'm gonna pull it up from those

I can also flip p the doors to the other side that's stronger.

I think I'm going to take the top off the floor panels, drag the floor panels up there then just rebuild the shed on the floor. It's prob still a lost cause but I'ma give the old dropout try.

Hahahahaha.


I found the nectar collector I used in high school.


Is the shifter handle from a mini chopper motorcycle. A broken glass tip, and wedge into the handle with foil lol.

I can't believe this thing still exists. And it was exactly where I left it. Just inside the lip of the attic door under a bit of 2x4 framing lol. Still has reclaim in it. I haven't used this in about 15 years.

I didn’t know that they existed 15 years ago what a hick eh lol

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

You only have the right to get huffy about that first stupid question if you have indeed unplugged and replugged the device. Getting huffy about it and then it actually being the cause is gold

it happens frequently enough that it's always Tech support's first question. My job at NOAA was software administrator for a 3d CAD style piece of software called Tekla. NOAA was bringing all their new construction contracting in house, for obvious reasons.

Anyhoo, my job greatly paraphrased, was fixing problems that arose with the software.

99% What that really meant, was walking people through a process that informed them where they were being idiots, rarely was the issue ever in the software. Worst software issues we ever had weren't even software issues. Was always networking cards overheating and system failures do to poor maintenance of the machines.

People would continue to argue how it was the software's fault, pretty much across the board, even after you troubleshoot, determine, and fix whatever the problem was.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I didn’t know that they existed 15 years ago what a hick eh lol

15 years ago was like 2010 lol. I was 17 or 18. Was def a thing back then lol. I rememer seeing my first nectar collecter being used in middle school, and i thought my friends dad was doing meth hot-rails, so he had to explain it to me. Few years later that friends dad put this contraption together for me out of shit in his junk drawer lmao. 99% sure i was 17 when i started using this thing.


Dont ever quote me on dates and times, theyre all estimates, i never keep track of that stuff.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Oh wow, this thing actually hits WAAAAAAAY better then my current nectar collector

 

[TreeBee]

it happens frequently enough that it's always Tech support's first question. My job at NOAA was software administrator for a 3d CAD style piece of software called Tekla. NOAA was bringing all their new construction contracting in house, for obvious reasons.

Anyhoo, my job greatly paraphrased, was fixing problems that arose with the software.

99% What that really meant, was walking people through a process that informed them where they were being idiots, rarely was the issue ever in the software. Worst software issues we ever had weren't even software issues. Was always networking cards overheating and system failures do to poor maintenance of the machines.

People would continue to argue how it was the software's fault, pretty much across the board, even after you troubleshoot, determine, and fix whatever the problem was.

I just have a hard time accepting how stupid people actually are, and they really are. Why would you even call tech support before exhausting your options

On that note the other day there was a local news article explaining that 911 is for emegencies and a drive thru messing up your order or a loud truck waking you up is infact not an emergency.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Only for a few minutes… power just cut off.

enough for everything to reset.


Yall ever read that book One Second After ?

Just looked it up, pretty scary stuff there, and definitely a realistic threat.

 

[Beachbumm]

 

[Organic13]

@Captspaulding
Sorry to read your electric is out again. Witchy witchy cat's ass that power company.

@Leoman
Been thinking about your stepdad. How's his recovery going?

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Whole cul de sac is out. No power to my meter

guess it's time to bust out the eastwing and the clamps.


Back home

 

[Zab]

I'm not so sure this one is going to work out the way he intends it to.View attachment 2222906

Trying to drag that is a waste of time, if he is adamant you may try dragging your base over to that piece of junk then just make a ramp to pull it onto the base then move the whole unit where you want it, that is if it makes it onto the base.
Either that or just run over the the shed with the tractor...oops throttle stuck sorry.