Jesus I need to proof read!! Hahaha! Sorry! No heart attack! “I knew I was not having a heart attack” lol. Thanks for the check brother!
“Hey dad come here”
“Hold on guys Im just finishing my heart attack”
“daaaad! Come on! Another one!?

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But my wife and I both have very morbid sense of humor so its very possible if its not the big one id be cracking jokes on the way to the ED

(I did healthcare for a minute and my wife is still doin it)
Dude we were crying last night at the table after she got home from her shift! She had to “help a dude fart” I wont go into detail