THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[BearWater]

Knuckle hairs,
Rocking a perm.
Don’t be jealous

It’s all that jungle on the chesticals! someday I may hit puberty

 

[Captspaulding]

Will is the fucking idiots gentlemen scholar.
his Minnesota accent is aces.


Them types of moves can’t be taught or replicated. Knees akimbo, even when the record skips. They still rip.





And it’s killing me, will goes pretty fucking low with the voice, I fucking forgot how brutal his depiction was. I’m surprised the real Janet Reno didn’t deep 6 herself.

 

[BearWater]

Shut up you lier! And come catch these diseases!!!

Great era of SNL

 

[BearWater]

Will is the fucking idiots gentlemen scholar.
his Minnesota accent is aces.


Them types of moves can’t be taught or replicated. Knees akimbo, even when the record skips. They still rip.





And it’s killing me, will goes pretty fucking low with the voice, I fucking forgot how brutal his depiction was. I’m surprised the real Janet Reno didn’t deep 6 herself.

I remember watching just for this! Didn’t know the significance of it at the time so watching now is just that much more special!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

So I just got back from forgetting it's labor day and trying to go to work at a closed gold course. Kitchen and clubhouse only today.



Man, there is something just supremely classy about these Maui 86 leaves. The ridges and that deep deep green.

I bet she even holds her pinky out when she slaps you in the face.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Will is the fucking idiots gentlemen scholar.
his Minnesota accent is aces.


Them types of moves can’t be taught or replicated. Knees akimbo, even when the record skips. They still rip.





And it’s killing me, will goes pretty fucking low with the voice, I fucking forgot how brutal his depiction was. I’m surprised the real Janet Reno didn’t deep 6 herself.

If I remember correctly, and sometimes I definitely don’t. Janet Reno actually crashed one of those dance parties and made an awkward situation hilarious I’m always a little relieved when I find proof of something I remembered from twenty years ago. I don’t always quite trust my own memory sometimes, I have to fact check myself

 

[Putthataway]

So I just got back from forgetting it's labor day and trying to go to work at a closed gold course. Kitchen and clubhouse only today.



Man, there is something just supremely classy about these Maui 86 leaves. The ridges and that deep deep green.

I bet she even holds her pinky out when she slaps you in the face.

That’s a sexy leaf! Put her in a book to preserve her.

 

[Captspaulding]

So I just got back from forgetting it's labor day and trying to go to work at a closed gold course. Kitchen and clubhouse only today.



Man, there is something just supremely classy about these Maui 86 leaves. The ridges and that deep deep green.

I bet she even holds her pinky out when she slaps you in the face.

Tips it towards Jesus with every waspy sip?!!
She fucking would…..

 

[Putthataway]

So I just got back from forgetting it's labor day and trying to go to work at a closed gold course. Kitchen and clubhouse only today.



How do you forget that you have an extra day off?

 

[Mikedin]

So I just got back from forgetting it's labor day and trying to go to work at a closed gold course. Kitchen and clubhouse only today.



Man, there is something just supremely classy about these Maui 86 leaves. The ridges and that deep deep green.

I bet she even holds her pinky out when she slaps you in the face.

Haha I just turned around in the parking lot of a closed animal feed store and hardware store figured I’d go get a bale of promix and a bag of dog food, at this point at probably just gunna stick with the Gaia and the fox farms liquids in low doses they do great so why fox what isint broke right? I can get them dirt cheap here like $14 for most of the liter bottles and they have gallons of most for like $60-70

 

[BearWater]

If I remember correctly, and sometimes I definitely don’t. Janet Reno actually crashed one of those dance parties and made an awkward situation hilarious I’m always a little relieved when I find proof of something I remembered from twenty years ago. I don’t always quite trust my own memory sometimes, I have to fact check myself

“ I just sound the way she looks” HOLY FUCK!!!!

 

[Captspaulding]

It’s all that jungle on the chesticals! someday I may hit puberty

Yeah well my nuts resemble a bolo tie that’s been “ pretty damned bolo’d “

 

[Deadstill]

That’s a sexy leaf! Put her in a book to preserve her.

One easy way I like to do that is to take scotch tape and just lay it over the leaf in overlapping strips on each side then cut out the trim. It's like a hillbilly lamination

And it works well I've got leaves I've done this to over 10 years ago that still look like the day I cut them off

 

[Deadstill]

Yeah well my nuts resemble a bolo tie that’s been “ pretty damned bolo’d “

Let me know when you're done with them, they'd make a nice addition to my bolo collection

 

[Deadstill]

Haha I just turned around in the parking lot of a closed animal feed store and hardware store figured I’d go get a bale of promix and a bag of dog food, at this point at probably just gunna stick with the Gaia and the fox farms liquids in low doses they do great so why fox what isint broke right? I can get them dirt cheap here like $14 for most of the liter bottles and they have gallons of most for like $60-70

Are you by Eureka or Arcata or somethin?

 

[Deadstill]

The OG’s of the game! I was still just ninja turtling around with boogers coming out of my nose! And then still even was a late bloomer in realizing I could grow my own!
Thank you for stealing those lights and doing what has gotten us to where we are today! Pioneer! Fuck the man!

It's all fun and games until a scary ass cartel gorilla points a gun at your head and tells you your crop better produce at least 20 pounds >,>

That's one way to motivate someone to learn to be a better grower

I worked for some scary ass people back in the day, and I'm fuckin lucky to tell the tale

 

[Mikedin]

Are you by Eureka or Arcata or somethin?

Nope up in the northeast, place I go to Carries them and Coast of Maine I’ve told them they charge $38 for the 3.8 cu cult bales of promix I said stores 5 miles from here sell it for $68 they don’t care, they are a farm store that supplies farmers, they care about the community and keep their prices as absolute cheap as possible, very small family owned store but they move volume, and the farmers support them heavily, just promix BX I picked up the first bale in the spring after r their delivery, chick there let’s me know when first order comes, they had 3 tractor trailers full of it alone,

Awesome people (half of them also grow) so it’s an awesome place to shop and support

 

[BearWater]

It's all fun and games until a scary ass cartel gorilla points a gun at your head and tells you your crop better produce at least 20 pounds >,>

That's one way to motivate someone to learn to be a better grower

I worked for some scary ass people back in the day, and I'm fuckin lucky to tell the tale

No thanks! I just traded some work for space from some weird ass trustafarian “hippies” lol! glad your able to tell the tale also! The not so cool side of things, such is life. Yin and yang. You’re all good now right!? Blink twice if you need help, Ill fucking A-Team that shit on over and grab yo ass!

 

[Deadstill]

No thanks! I just traded some work for space from some weird ass trustafarian “hippies” lol! glad your able to tell the tale also! The not so cool side of things, such is life. Yin and yang. You’re all good now right!? Blink twice if you need help, Ill fucking A-Team that shit on over and grab yo ass!

Oh yeah I got out of that scene a long time ago, and started working for myself. I did have a friend just a few years ago, get swept up into that shit. He tried to get me to join him. I worked with him for 1 day and instantly knew what it was. I told him to fuckin RUN away as fast as he could, be he wouldn't listen. He ended up getting swept up in a DEA raid, almost got it all pinned on him, but luckily they believed him when he told them he was working for them under duress. I'm sure he's still being watched like a hawk to this day. By both the feds and the Sinaloa. I won't have shit to do with him anymore. Not worth it.

 

[BearWater]

Oh yeah I got out of that scene a long time ago, and started working for myself. I did have a friend just a few years ago, get swept up into that shit. He tried to get me to join him. I worked with him for 1 day and instantly knew what it was. I told him to fuckin RUN away as fast as he could, be he wouldn't listen. He ended up getting swept up in a DEA raid, almost got it all pinned on him, but luckily they believed him when he told them he was working for them under duress. I'm sure he's still being watched like a hawk to this day. By both the feds and the Sinaloa. I won't have shit to do with him anymore. Not worth it.

Yeah that shit is fucking insane to me. Glad I never found that shit when I was younger! I got asked to do some sketchy (to me) stuff when I was doing the big farm game which I declined to participate in. I was just a dumb stoner trying to grow some weed to smoke