THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Captspaulding]

TOP O THE DAY TO YOU WANKERZ

Err wreckers.
I sincerely hope that you are all having a good week. Surrounded by people you don’t want to kill. Smoking some of the giggle bush with Fervor. Outdoor heads having issues this year,
You all have nerves of steel, and an ability to roll with the punches that is kinda inspiring.
I know necks yer gone be tight doh
Suggestion for the day…..

Open YouTube. Type “BOB ROSS & the joy of painting” have some coffee, and strat the day happy. Calm. And Bob Ross’d
What’s that you say? What episode?


They are all gospel. It matters not.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

TOP O THE DAY TO YOU WANKERZ

Err wreckers.
I sincerely hope that you are all having a good week. Surrounded by people you don’t want to kill. Smoking some of the giggle bush with Fervor. Outdoor heads having issues this year,
You all have nerves of steel, and an ability to roll with the punches that is kinda inspiring.
I know necks yer gone be tight doh
Suggestion for the day…..

Open YouTube. Type “BOB ROSS & the joy of painting” have some coffee, and start the day happy. Calm. And Bob Ross’d
What’s that you say? What episode?


They are all gospel. It matters not.

Bob Ross what a legend haven’t got an artistic bone in my body fk can’t even get my stick men right

 

[Captspaulding]

Bob Ross what a legend haven’t got an artistic bone in my body fk can’t even get my stick men right

Ha!
Oh take mushrooms, set up a small easel,
Get you a canvas, and proceed. Got to elevate if you want to Bob Ross.

 

[Captspaulding]

You have to literally jam those in your eye socket. You have to turn those in to Jerry rigged monocles.

Oh and if you really want to max out what it can do. Be as steady as possible, and put it in front of your camera lens. And then use zoom on your phone.

 

[Captspaulding]

You’re the guy from the hamburger train right?

 

[Mikedin]

@Mikedin so share some of them early bird is the word worms homie. Gotta have a ton At this point

I’m starting to think you’re actually a bat, that sleeps upside down, claws dug in the ceiling.



They don’t sleep long
I’ve been sleeping from the ceiling for years

People still sleep? I think my brain hit the bed around 9, body hit the bed at 1x and we both got up at 340 last day then a fucking WEEK OFF time to get some Maui crosses started for the next run!

Midnight shift is the best, except for the kids runnin around all day while I’m trying to sleep day shift I get silence at night but never make it to bed

 

[Mikedin]

TOP O THE DAY TO YOU WANKERZ

Err wreckers.
I sincerely hope that you are all having a good week. Surrounded by people you don’t want to kill. Smoking some of the giggle bush with Fervor. Outdoor heads having issues this year,
You all have nerves of steel, and an ability to roll with the punches that is kinda inspiring.
I know necks yer gone be tight doh
Suggestion for the day…..

Open YouTube. Type “BOB ROSS & the joy of painting” have some coffee, and strat the day happy. Calm. And Bob Ross’d
What’s that you say? What episode?


They are all gospel. It matters not.

Any Bob Ross episode and a fat joint is a good time

 

[Mikedin]

View attachment 2272674That’s what it is and I don’t see shit except for me in the reflection or the grow light.

Yeah very difficult with a phone to check trichs, I like to have the light off and use the camera light, or better yet a low powered flashlight, I use an electronic Wi-Fi microscope but it’s also deceiving because it has 9 LED’s on it and it’ll make cloudy look like clears and clears look cloudy, if you’re looking at a specific portion of a bud look at if from different angles in the same location

I tent to look more for hairs pulled in and 5-10% amber, do my best to look at the trio ha to determine cloudy / clear if I can but my eyes are horrible

Here’s an example of the Frostette with the microscope , I could look from one angle and all clear look from another and all cloudy, she got chopped about a week later maybe 2

 

[Captspaulding]

Gets me every time
Don’t be draxxing anyone in the glounst homies.

 

[cannafarmer420]

Ha!
Oh take mushrooms, set up a small easel,
Get you a canvas, and proceed. Got to elevate if you want to Bob Ross.

Bro I would start tripping and wander off immediately, I am in adventure mode on boomers unless I go balls deep then I can't even see what's around me so I stay in one spot for the duration. I have heard heavy shrooms is like light dmt? I have definitely been to that pattern realm whatever it is, on Some black boomers, 1g of them we split, an old hippie who tripped all the time said hey I cannot handle these they scared the fuck out of me, fuck them, so me and my buddy being dumabases split the gram and it's by far the hardest I've ever tripped, minus dxm 4th plateau, but even with a ton of liquid lsd it's not even close. Third person perspective floating behind my own body lole a video game and then seeing patterns for HOURS upon HOURS unable to leave the pattern realm

 

[Captspaulding]

A quick video live and direct from parts unknown…..

Really tho
It’s your mom’s house.

 

[JohnBlazr]

A quick video live and direct from parts unknown…..

Really tho
It’s your mom’s house.

Setup looks great capt. good to see you man, hope you’re doing well. Is that storm gonna get you?

 

[Captspaulding]

Setup looks great capt. good to see you man, hope you’re doing well. Is that storm gonna get you?

Beryl nailed me, almost snatched my mowie project from me , power was out 14 days and had no way of banking or electric, internet (my phone worked after7 days and got internet that wasn’t crazy laggy through that) had a gaggle of great friends here at the farm who sent me loot on Venmo, cash apl ect so I could buy the gas I needed to run everything I had rolling. 31!strains and one mowie dude
Almost hit the garbage. I do t know what the hell I would have done without the homies here. Life saver doesn’t begin to describe it,
Unfortunately my good buddy in Nola is getting creamed. Lost all the skirting on his house, still has power though. The fam and I luckily dodged the bullet,


Check it, turn the volume up so you can hear how gnarly beryl was, I was losing my shit and stayed in the trailer with my race car, if the trailer was gonna roll, so was the clown.
Oh and I mod here now!
Screw hurricanes man. I’m over that shit

 

[Captspaulding]

Bro I would start tripping and wander off immediately, I am in adventure mode on boomers unless I go balls deep then I can't even see what's around me so I stay in one spot for the duration. I have heard heavy shrooms is like light dmt? I have definitely been to that pattern realm whatever it is, on Some black boomers, 1g of them we split, an old hippie who tripped all the time said hey I cannot handle these they scared the fuck out of me, fuck them, so me and my buddy being dumabases split the gram and it's by far the hardest I've ever tripped, minus dxm 4th plateau, but even with a ton of liquid lsd it's not even close. Third person perspective floating behind my own body lole a video game and then seeing patterns for HOURS upon HOURS unable to leave the pattern realm

Yeah, if you take a heroic dose of most cubes 7 grams +, melmac, though, they had me pissing myself and happy about it. Seriously. I kid you not, lost a bit of control there, but I remember thinking “why doesn’t everyone do this? It’s liberating “
Then you wake up and realize, that you are ridiculous, smell like piss, and have a TON of prickly pear needles all down your right side, because you had audio hallucinations, that caused you to go see what the fuck that was, just to trip on a cactus and land on your wife’s brothers tent.


Don’t know how I didn’t see that amidst the rolling pinwheels of whobadeedoo.

He was like a squirrel in a gunny sack when I fell in his tent


10/10

Would do again.
Not my finest hour,
It was a dynamic night tho.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

They pushed the start of the rain a couple days and diminished amounts a lot.

System took a pretty solid left turn.

Looking like it mostly skirted the Capt to the right, and it's gonna mostly skirt me to the left.

Best of wishes to The Arkansas and Midwest growers though. And hope their grounds aren't so dry this all runs off the top. The ground is so parched where I'm at local authorities had been preparing for potentially catastrophic flooding.

 

[JohnBlazr]

Beryl nailed me, almost snatched my mowie project from me , power was out 14 days and had no way of banking or electric, internet (my phone worked after7 days and got internet that wasn’t crazy laggy through that) had a gaggle of great friends here at the farm who sent me loot on Venmo, cash apl ect so I could buy the gas I needed to run everything I had rolling. 31!strains and one mowie dude
Almost hit the garbage. I do t know what the hell I would have done without the homies here. Life saver doesn’t begin to describe it,
Unfortunately my good buddy in Nola is getting creamed. Lost all the skirting on his house, still has power though. The fam and I luckily dodged the bullet,


Check it, turn the volume up so you can hear how gnarly beryl was, I was losing my shit and stayed in the trailer with my race car, if the trailer was gonna roll, so was the clown.
Oh and I mod here now!
Screw hurricanes man. I’m over that shit

That looks gnarly dude. Yea man, I was thinking about you when it hit. It missed us over here, I was thankful. Glad you and the fam are good. If anyone can save a genetic through a 2 week storm , it would be you, glad you didn’t lose the crop.

 

[Otto Bonn]

Howdy stranger!!!
Hope you have been well!

Yeah Buddy, doing fantabulous. I'm out of breath trying to catch up on the Trainwreck....I was here when you started this mess last Summer and feel guilty if I miss any of the pure stoopidity! Only 11 pages behind now!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

The graboid still be graboidy.

She budding out nice though.

She's finally hit 2ft tall too

Started this one back in April along side the big girls . I've chosen not to use her to make seeds lmao

 

[cannafarmer420]

Yeah, if you take a heroic dose of most cubes 7 grams +, melmac, though, they had me pissing myself and happy about it. Seriously. I kid you not, lost a bit of control there, but I remember thinking “why doesn’t everyone do this? It’s liberating “
Then you wake up and realize, that you are ridiculous, smell like piss, and have a TON of prickly pear needles all down your right side, because you had audio hallucinations, that caused you to go see what the fuck that was, just to trip on a cactus and land on your wife’s brothers tent.


Don’t know how I didn’t see that amidst the rolling pinwheels of whobadeedoo.

He was like a squirrel in a gunny sack when I fell in his tent


10/10

Would do again.
Not my finest hour,
It was a dynamic night tho.

It's been 7 years since I've tripped, but I've definitely been there
I want to microdose boomers, if I ever get around to setting up a brown rice grow. Im so far behind on everything. I am intrigued by the whole micro dosing thing, don't you do that cap?