THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Mikedin]

I'm over here taking inventory on all my survival shit

Think I'm gunna get caught with my pants down when SHTF? Fuck no.

I can feel it coming. All my spidey-senses going off. PTSD isn't a coping mechanism, it's a survival tool.

If you ain't gettin' ready for something to go down in the next 60 days, you ain't payin' attention!

Brother, my go bag is never emptied unless I’m altering contents haha

I’m Not military, just not dumb

 

[Mikedin]

And yeah pockets ain’t empty cuzzzz

 

[Mikedin]

O it’s Detroit rock city
Up in that tent bro. .


And yep, that’s the one.
It’s great how big those fans get on some of these okies.
Just baller af.

Hell yeah man I cut those even bigger ones off before the up pot, already as big as frostettes leaves ere just before I chopped her and she was only 8-10” tall

 

[Captspaulding]

I saw the plant bondage and it always reminds me of Penguin in Bondage. We (the people waiting in line for tix back in 78) sang this and several others for his New Year concert at UCLA. At the time I didn't realize just how special that was

Oh but you know now man.

 

[Deadstill]

And yeah pockets ain’t empty cuzzzz

I need a couple of those lifestraws I do have a water filtering bottle but those could come in handy.

I also need one of those portable USB solar chargers like the Anker one my buddy has. It's a little bigger than a magazine, unfolds to like 3 or 4 panels and charges pretty well from what I've seen. I have a bunch of USB rechargable survival tools. Flashlights, rangefinders, even night vision binoculars and shit like that.

I also have enough blades to fill every hand that comes to my ranch when SHTF Huge knife/sword collector here

And I would like to get my hands on this compound bow I've been eyeballing. Guns are great but ammo is finite.

 

[Captspaulding]

And yeah pockets ain’t empty cuzzzz

That’s one of Smith and Wesson’s nicest fix blade knives ever I used to have that thing someone stole it from me. It’s bad ass knife, dude I think it’s called the stiletto?
I have that ridiculous tri blade knife that come to find is way more utilitarian than I first thought. Oh and you can hunted game a bunghole real fast for quick draining . it has a window breaker, but no guard. That’s the sketchy part hahahaha.

Way to be prepared, I have a nice little 410 breaker that I really perfect end of the world applications. With a .45 sidearm and 900 knives hahahah

 

[Captspaulding]

I need a couple of those lifestraws I do have a water filtering bottle but those could come in handy.

I also need one of those portable USB solar chargers like the Anker one my buddy has. It's a little bigger than a magazine, unfolds to like 3 or 4 panels and charges pretty well from what I've seen. I have a bunch of USB rechargable survival tools. Flashlights, rangefinders, even night vision binoculars and shit like that.


I also have enough blades to fill every hand that comes to my ranch when SHTF Huge knife/sword collector here

And I would like to get my hands on this compound bow I've been eyeballing. Guns are great but ammo is finite.

The iriver kit is slightly better same price.
And you can add extra battery packs up to 4 on the iriver. It’s pretty heavy all put together, but it’s worth it with way that damned thing can do. Mini Chernobyl.

 

[Captspaulding]

I need a couple of those lifestraws I do have a water filtering bottle but those could come in handy.

I also need one of those portable USB solar chargers like the Anker one my buddy has. It's a little bigger than a magazine, unfolds to like 3 or 4 panels and charges pretty well from what I've seen. I have a bunch of USB rechargable survival tools. Flashlights, rangefinders, even night vision binoculars and shit like that.

I also have enough blades to fill every hand that comes to my ranch when SHTF Huge knife/sword collector here

And I would like to get my hands on this compound bow I've been eyeballing. Guns are great but ammo is finite.

 

[Deadstill]

They drew first blood.

 

[Captspaulding]

They drew first blood.

Goddamned right.
Bro, that car chase when he escapes jail,


It’s one of the greatest most ridiculous chases ever.


It was meant to be though, Rambo comes running out of the jail, runs into the street basically clotheslines the guy off of his motorcycle and it spins around on the ground right into his fucking hands and he takes off on it. It’s perfect hahahah.
Fuck that cop

 

[Captspaulding]

I have to

 

[Deadstill]

I have to

I have dreams I'm running from Brian Dennehy all the time, too.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Put some Tammy buds in the jar last night. First burp this morning because I wanted to fish some tiny grind-able buds to roll a Doobie.


Yea it's uncured and pulled a week early, but IDC. I'm officially not buying my flower anymore and that feels gooooooooood

Thanks be to the plants, Shiva and momma nature. They hit it out of the park for me this season.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

 

[Captspaulding]

I have dreams I'm running from Brian Dennehy all the time, too.

I knew I fucking liked your crazy ass.
Couldn’t have said it better myself

 

[Deadstill]

Put some Tammy buds in the jar last night. First burp this morning because I wanted to fish some tiny grind-able buds to roll a Doobie.


Yea it's uncured and pulled a week early, but IDC. I'm officially not buying my flower anymore and that feels gooooooooood

Thanks be to the plants, Shiva and momma nature. They hit it out of the park for me this season.

I can't wait till I'm in that boat. Had to buy weed from a dispo a few times this year so far, for the first time in years. My outdoor plants are just a couple weeks away from chop and then it will come down to either one more trip to the dispo or skip curing on some to get by. I prefer to cure for at least 30 days if I can. 60 to 90 is more like it. But idk how long my wallet can wait

 

[Captspaulding]

Put some Tammy buds in the jar last night. First burp this morning because I wanted to fish some tiny grind-able buds to roll a Doobie.


Yea it's uncured and pulled a week early, but IDC. I'm officially not buying my flower anymore and that feels gooooooooood

Thanks be to the plants, Shiva and momma nature. They hit it out of the park for me this season.

The omnipotent Shiva abides

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I can't wait till I'm in that boat. Had to buy weed from a dispo a few times this year so far, for the first time in years. My outdoor plants are just a couple weeks away from chop and then it will come down to either one more trip to the dispo or skip curing on some to get by. I prefer to cure for at least 30 days if I can. 60 to 90 is more like it. But idk how long my wallet can wait

same, i actually prefer 3- mos cure time lol.

tammy 2 is def a gelato cross, and most gelatos are quit enjoyably smokable right of the snapping stems. So i pulled a branch a week early to get it smokable so i dont have to buy anymore myself in between now and better buds.

Looks like about 20g dry off the one branch, that should get me to some buds a week or two in the jars no prob. And then when that comes along, those jars should get me to christmas or so before i even so much as open other contianers.


My peaceblasters will be in jar for at minimum 30-40 days before i start busting in to those.



Cool thing about a gelato cross grown in natural sunlight, is that like half the THC is already decarbed at harvest lmao. I love the gelatos for acceptable early smoke. For me it's almost their Halmark lol. Even fresh frozen gelato live resin tends to hit a lot like some cured up shatter runs more then thc-a live resins.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

That’s one of Smith and Wesson’s nicest fix blade knives ever I used to have that thing someone stole it from me. It’s bad ass knife, dude I think it’s called the stiletto?
I have that ridiculous tri blade knife that come to find is way more utilitarian than I first thought. Oh and you can hunted game a bunghole real fast for quick draining . it has a window breaker, but no guard. That’s the sketchy part hahahaha.

Way to be prepared, I have a nice little 410 breaker that I really perfect end of the world applications. With a .45 sidearm and 900 knives hahahah

I’ve got a Time Machine so uhh, yeah there’s that.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I have dreams I'm running from Brian Dennehy all the time, too.