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[Captspaulding]

Look at this, this happened all the time when I contacted them. They keep asking questions that I already answered and for info I've already given. Then they list of shit I''m supposed to do... hell nah lol
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As if I was some kind of fanboy who feels important when doing work for them, really pisses me off

i’ve had that happen before bro and it’s really disingenuous when they ask somebody who knows what the fuck they’re doing these bullshit questions like you just fell off the back of the turn up truck sometimes man losing money on a pack of seeds is a small price to pay to find out these people are fucking assholes could always be worse, right ?

 

[Captspaulding]

If that’s the bread of life than I just had toast a few minutes ago

I bet the grind on that toast was superb.

 

[NisterMice]

i’ve had that happen before bro and it’s really disingenuous when they ask somebody who knows what the fuck they’re doing these bullshit questions like you just fell off the back of the turn up truck sometimes man losing money on a pack of seeds is a small price to pay to find out these people are fucking assholes could always be worse, right ?

Yeah I told them all I possibly could. That I'm not new to growing, but started again after a long time, gave all the specs on light, conditions etc etc... And then as you said they act as if you just saw Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke for the first time and wonder what this mysterious weed thing is all about.

 

[Captspaulding]

Yeah I told them all I possibly could. That I'm not new to growing, but started again after a long time, gave all the specs on light, conditions etc etc... And then as you said they act as if you just saw Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke for the first time and wonder what this mysterious weed thing is all about.

Fucking fems man.
And douche bag ego bank workers who fart in each others wine glasses bc that bouquet,


It’s just better than yours

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[NisterMice]

Speaking of which, maybe this will cheer me up

 

[NisterMice]

Fucking fems man.
And douche bag ego bank workers who fart in each others wine glasses bc that bouquet,


It’s just better than yours

Oh, and I forgot to mention that in my case there are only 2 options anyway. Pick the herm flower or kill the plant... and they act as if there is some magical mystery solution that will appear out of their asses once you waste your time answering their bs questions.

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh, and I forgot to mention that in my case there are only 2 options anyway. Pick the herm flower or kill the plant... and they act as if there is some magical mystery solution that will appear out of their asses once you waste your time answering their bs questions.

How bad was it? Was it all over the lower canopy? It was a full on 50-50, genetic herm?

 

[NisterMice]

How bad was it? Was it all over the lower canopy? It was a full on 50-50, genetic herm?

Thankfully not. Once it was a single banana and yesterday I found a banana "battery" which was quite hidden. So not full blown at least - otherwise there would be only one option (sadly): kill the fucker

 

[kls1633]

i also just ate a 12" sub and half a 10" cheesecake

At the same time? Now wonder you're growing, lol

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Speaking of which, maybe this will cheer me up

 

[kls1633]

Thankfully not. Once it was a single banana and yesterday I found a banana "battery" which was quite hidden. So not full blown at least - otherwise there would be only one option (sadly): kill the fucker

You probebly pulled it already but if you still have it, is there anyway you would post a pic of the banana "battery"? I have several plants throwing bananas in the last week of flowering. I'm trying to learn what to look for. I can't pick out the bananas until they're big.

 

[NisterMice]

At the same time? Now wonder you're growing, lol

Lol, in my introduction on thcfarmer I made this stupid joke "I've been growing before. Just last month I grew about 2 inches" (cant remember the exact quote, but you get the idea)

 

[NisterMice]

You probebly pulled it already but if you still have it, is there anyway you would post a pic of the banana "battery"? I have several plants throwing bananas in the last week of flowering. I'm trying to learn what to look for. I can't pick out the bananas until they're big.

I posted it somewhere on this thread... one moment lemme check

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[NisterMice]

You probebly pulled it already but if you still have it, is there anyway you would post a pic of the banana "battery"? I have several plants throwing bananas in the last week of flowering. I'm trying to learn what to look for. I can't pick out the bananas until they're big.

There it is, look out for these (American) football shaped calyxes, they can also appear at the nodes of the main stem, or if it's full blown it will be in or under the buds also (please anybody correct me if I'm wrong)

 

[NisterMice]

In late flower it will look like this (not my pics fortunately):

More extreme case:

 

[mellingwood91]

oooeee they hide in plane site. Peering and peering. Why are they steering and Steering?

 

[mellingwood91]

There it is, look out for these (American) football shaped calyxes, they can also appear at the nodes of the main stem, or if it's full blown it will be in or under the buds also (please anybody correct me if I'm wrong)

Nice. Do you know of a comprehensive list of leaf types and flower types and the types of variations possible? Surely someone has a repository with all the info on the world

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Monday morning 6am on the left coast and I don't wanna get outta bed. Wanna sit here drinking coffee and posting memes all day but reality is getting in the way