Today was such a pain in the ass so my buddy has this fucking Chevy Tahoe that he refuses to get rid of it. It’s like a 96 all right and it’s a total fucking piece of shit all right then motherfucker needed a new rear axle new wheel hubs, all the tire rods and sway bars Entire break assemblies, rebuilt, drums in the back. I did that before I put it on the truck though. and all that bullshit.
This cat has no earthly clue what he’s doing and where the vehicle was at every time we would go ahead and stick a jack on some blocks or wood or whatever anytime we put weight on the jacks it was just pushed in the Dirt, Real Texas gumbo it wouldn’t matter how large of an area we put down for a jack that motherfucker was going in the dirt or I’m sorry mud I ended up having to hang the back of this truckOff of the tree was parked under with two chain come alongs to swap out his rear axle.
You best believe I hook chains up to that fucking axel and had me and my buddy yank that thing up underneath there and lined it up to the best of our ability and got pretty lucky when I went to go mount it up.
And the axle that he brought wasn’t exactly the right one for the vehicle so now I may just be customizing his driveshaft tomorrow if I really even want to touch that piece of shit again,
All told he’s not a man of crazy wealth so you know I’ve tried to help them to the best of my ability. It’ll all end up going together, but you never wanna shorten a driveshaft with a plasma cutter and then Marry it to the wrong part to boot. Texas fuck today I might even have a beer this shit‘s gonna drive me to drinking.
Oh and did I add that this January Texas is officially done within inspections in the state ASC certified technicians are no longer needed in order to do inspections but you still have to pay the fee so we’re not taking any food off their plate. We’re just making sure that every fucking vehicle on the road is pushed to the limit completely unsafe and probably a death trap. I’ll probably be done sometime tomorrow evening. With my entry into the wild streets of hackassery.
