How do i grow bud as good as the medical dispensory?

[OldOneEye]

"Weed not as good as dispo"

Dispo weed smells like plastic, perfume, soap, flooring warehouse etc from all the phosphorus boosters.

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Sorry but when your entire menu has an overlying plastic note, that shit is trash, and I don't think anyone should aspire to grow shit like that.


Vinyl seats, cough medicine, tennis balls, toothpaste. Haze and Kush have the same terps at dispensaries lol and none of them are Kush or Haze or even weed terps.

None of the dispo weed I've ever seen in my life actually smelled like the genetics of the plant. Period. And you aspire to grow this stuff?

100% because of the products used to grow it. Not the environment, water, evolving genetics, clone drift, planetary alignment or any other lame ass grow forum excuse.


You'd think this community would simply tell you which fertilizer to use and how much, but no. Everyone wants you to grow the same garbage as them:


Pretend sucky weed is good? Surround yourself with suck to feel better? The American way.

And my gas is better than your gas.
Cheers mate

 

[Mikedin]

Everyone in here is making shit up.


Do they exact opposite of what the forums say. Remember these are the people who told you high thc and terpenes = good weed. When good weed never smelled like any fucking terpene and never had more than 18% thc.

#1 dispo weeds blows won’t touch that garbage

#2 before you come in an try to gaslight a whole forum maybe post a picture other than a generic feed chart so we can actually see what you grow as “gas”, not downing you but we’ve had a lot of “pros” come in recently and 2 posts later and post a pic of their plants and ask what the obvious nitrogen def is

#3 until you prove some worth I doubt anyone will take your imput to do the opposite of forums With a bottle of salt over a grain

#4 if I give advice it’s because I’ve grown through the issue before and have firsthand experience, or I don’t give the advice I’m not one to “make shit up” and I post all my grows including any failures or shortcomings for others to learn from

And

#5 welcome to the farm looking forward to see what you grow

 

[BearWater]

Everyone in here is making shit up.


Do they exact opposite of what the forums say. Remember these are the people who told you high thc and terpenes = good weed. When good weed never smelled like any fucking terpene and never had more than 18% thc.

Is this BlastFact!?

 

[cbrians]

Any weed you grow and harvest yourself is gonna be better than dispensary simply from the freshness and the lack of handling. It’s like produce direct from the farmer, you won’t get better.

 

[OldSchoolest]

Hahaha I was just using that as an example (I don't care what they think that much)

Really i'm curious what the exact reasons are for my bud not looking anywhere near show quality. Experience I believe you when you say that but I don't think thats the only reason.

I know that my quality really stepped up by using a solid nutrient line with proven results!

Ocean Forest with a few basic amendments will definitely grow some decent buds, and I feel like that’s exactly where a lot of us started out, but that “show room quality” comes from genetics…cuts with provenance ha ha…growing that same cut until you know how to really NAIL it….and almost all these facilities are running coco or grodan blocks feeding them 15 times a day and have that cuts exact feed down to a science!!

I’m not saying that really good stuff can’t be grown any other way, but it takes lots of experience and many mistakes to get there!

I recommend buying a cut that you can see photos of the plant, and see for yourself that THAT specific plants grows insane looking buds ha ha ha.

Like rainbow sherbet aka rs11 or something known for bag appeal!

Can’t expect an average line to produce top shelf results no matter what you do to it!

 

[OldSchoolest]

Is this BlastFact!?

Hahahahahhahaa

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

#1 dispo weeds blows won’t touch that garbage

#2 before you come in an try to gaslight a whole forum maybe post a picture other than a generic feed chart so we can actually see what you grow as “gas”, not downing you but we’ve had a lot of “pros” come in recently and 2 posts later and post a pic of their plants and ask what the obvious nitrogen def is

#3 until you prove some worth I doubt anyone will take your imput to do the opposite of forums With a bottle of salt over a grain

#4 if I give advice it’s because I’ve grown through the issue before and have firsthand experience, or I don’t give the advice I’m not one to “make shit up” and I post all my grows including any failures or shortcomings for others to learn from

And

#5 welcome to the farm looking forward to see what you grow

That's gonna leave a mark...

 

[Captspaulding]

That's gonna leave a mark...

Yeah, and everybody works at a dispo everybody grows for a big grow somewhere. Everybody’s fucking Heisenberg. If you can’t be humble in this game, you ain’t been around long enough. You come in barking crap like that. You fart in wine glasses so you can sniff yourself at the end of the night so you can get a fucking decent night sleep, just another freshman, tripping on his own dick

 

[Ninjadogma]

You spray terps on your weed trying to make it smell like mine. You know who I am. Say my name....

 

[LaMotaBruja]

I think learning to grow “top quality” involves first defining what top quality is.

Is it aroma? Taste? The high? Bud density? Smooth smoking? Is it color? Is the end goal ganja, hash, live resin? Is it medicinal? Were you aiming for a particular percentage or ratio of cannabinoids?

My issue here is any single bud can’t be perfect in every way. Mutual exclusivity and all that. We need qualifiers, and those will be dependent on grower priorities and goals.

Either way, I think the best first steps are starting with something of a known quantity. In the case of breeding, that would be researching varieties that best meet your criteria, and then working on them to learn how to maximize their potential in those areas. With a good cut, it’s much easier in this regard. Pheno hunting with seeds can be as much about luck and numbers as it is skill…

Assuming your genetics are capable of delivering what you specify, next it is your turn to cultivate them in the plant. And be prepared to do this for many runs of the same variety to learn from the mistakes we all make. Do the work and it will pay off. Collect data, take notes, label EVERYTHING, and compare that data to readily available control data throughout the plant’s life cycle.. this will guide changes to your grow schedule for future runs, improving every damn time until the bud meets your standards.

Or don’t. Here are lots of ways to do this in a fulfilling way. The journey is important too. Enjoy that ish.

 

[ForestSpirit]

Everyone, cannabis is the cure, I think all sustainable cannabis Artificial hybridisation gives non-physiological combinations of genes. I'm not sure, but the princess whispers to me that it does. Artificial conditions are already a good reason to have new conditions. The values remain the same as in agriculture adjusted for biomass. A balanced diet will always yield a clean and quality product. It's a topic worth paying attention to

 

[Ninjadogma]

Everyone, cannabis is the cure, I think all sustainable cannabis Artificial hybridisation gives non-physiological combinations of genes. I'm not sure, but the princess whispers to me that it does. Artificial conditions are already a good reason to have new conditions. The values remain the same as in agriculture adjusted for biomass. A balanced diet will always yield a clean and quality product. It's a topic worth paying attention to

Just wait until we find out that cannabis grows best in a zero gravity environment and you have to be an astronaut to grow the dopest dope.

 

[ForestSpirit]

Just wait until we find out that cannabis grows best in a zero gravity environment and you have to be an astronaut to grow the dopest dope.

I managed to find a couple of people and we will spend a lot of time learning more about what cannabis is. And thank goodness the marketers didn't procrastinate, I think 5 years to find a solution and method isn't that long considering both f1 and f2 are almost done. We won't allocate much space, but the important thing is that they finally listen instead of doing nonsense. I think the coolest weed is a nice effect with no discomfort, light and fun, falls off towards the end in the form of relaxation. I didn't like the extremes , too strong, too cloying. But I'm getting old

 

[ForestSpirit]

I tried, thinking about cannabis and came to a conclusion for myself. It's 2025. Conditions have changed, now with the intensity of light I can recreate the conditions of the equator. Root yield for me does not play a role at all, as regular seeds are almost unlimited uniqueness only. I'm not interested:
Yield, any stability, more height.
I am interested in:
Branching, low height, dense inflorescence, balanced effect.
I need indoor regularly I think I'm nuts but I want a stable plant that will emerge against common sense. A difficult, painful one that would never grow in nature but would be stable in the comfort of my home
Would love to hear your variations on what the perfect cannabis is))

 

[ForestSpirit]

"Weed not as good as dispo"

Dispo weed smells like plastic, perfume, soap, flooring warehouse etc from all the phosphorus boosters.

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Sorry but when your entire menu has an overlying plastic note, that shit is trash, and I don't think anyone should aspire to grow shit like that.


Vinyl seats, cough medicine, tennis balls, toothpaste. Haze and Kush have the same terps at dispensaries lol and none of them are Kush or Haze or even weed terps.

None of the dispo weed I've ever seen in my life actually smelled like the genetics of the plant. Period. And you aspire to grow this stuff?

100% because of the products used to grow it. Not the environment, water, evolving genetics, clone drift, planetary alignment or any other lame ass grow forum excuse.


You'd think this community would simply tell you which fertilizer to use and how much, but no. Everyone wants you to grow the same garbage as them:


Pretend sucky weed is good? Surround yourself with suck to feel better? The American way.

Wow, this is the first time I've heard that, and I've thought it many timesWhat do you think, please elaborate

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

Just wait until we find out that cannabis grows best in a zero gravity environment and you have to be an astronaut to grow the dopest dope.

Bookmark this for when aliens finally reveal themselves and bestow upon us their zero gravity aeroponics!

 

[Ranran7]

"Weed not as good as dispo"

Dispo weed smells like plastic, perfume, soap, flooring warehouse etc from all the phosphorus boosters.

View attachment 2385376

Sorry but when your entire menu has an overlying plastic note, that shit is trash, and I don't think anyone should aspire to grow shit like that.


Vinyl seats, cough medicine, tennis balls, toothpaste. Haze and Kush have the same terps at dispensaries lol and none of them are Kush or Haze or even weed terps.

None of the dispo weed I've ever seen in my life actually smelled like the genetics of the plant. Period. And you aspire to grow this stuff?

100% because of the products used to grow it. Not the environment, water, evolving genetics, clone drift, planetary alignment or any other lame ass grow forum excuse.


You'd think this community would simply tell you which fertilizer to use and how much, but no. Everyone wants you to grow the same garbage as them:


Pretend sucky weed is good? Surround yourself with suck to feel better? The American way.

 

[Newty]

The dispensary bud I've tried never really impressed me, at least the dispensaries around here.
I think a lot of people get a placebo effect because they're smoking "medical" grade.

Honestly bud is not what it use to be and idk if it will ever be as good as it once was, unless someone is sitting on some genetics that can no longer be found.

I remember in high school, bought the most white and sticky stuff I've ever had! Lit up a blunt and by the end of the blunt, I got so high I "smoked myself sober". No idea what it was but have not seen it again since that day and nothing has ever came close

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

The dispensary bud I've tried never really impressed me, at least the dispensaries around here.
I think a lot of people get a placebo effect because they're smoking "medical" grade.

Honestly bud is not what it use to be and idk if it will ever be as good as it once was, unless someone is sitting on some genetics that can no longer be found.

I remember in high school, bought the most white and sticky stuff I've ever had! Lit up a blunt and by the end of the blunt, I got so high I "smoked myself sober". No idea what it was but have not seen it again since that day and nothing has ever came close

I think chasing ultra high THC content and looks/smells has muddied the waters. Maybe a lot of cannabis has, because of chasing marketing selling points, lost its synergy. It's a working hypothesis of mine in its infant stage.

 

[cannafarmer420]

Hey all, somewhat of new grower here. I am on my 5th attempt to grow top notch bud with minimal expense and effort. I get better each time but I am still nowhere near the quality that i am looking for.

Personally i'm not picky and i will smoke anything but my friends have high tolerances and they consider mine dirt weed compared to the stuff they smoke.

Sour Diesel in photo. I am using a 4x4 tent with two SF 1000'S and a SF 2000, fox farm soil and nutes, AC infinity intake fan, i let the slight pressure exhaust the air on its own, H02 spore bag, topping, and training with a trellis net, 10 gallon fabric pots, seeds from ilgm. Little to no humidity or temperature control.

What can I do differently or improve upon to get that bag appeal look and smell to my buds? I was looking through the 'frostiest nugs' board on here and even most of those don't look anywhere near as frosty as the dispensory weed. So whats the secret?
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It's not hard, follow the veterans on here and learn. Dispo bud is not that great typically compared to good home grown