THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[BearWater]

Bro i feel this.
From chuck mangione, leonard cohen,
Allmans, the dead, captain beefheart,
To fucking slayer, death, venom, to willie david alan coe, waylon merle cash and hank williams 1 & 3. 2is a douchebag ti company flow, del, ice tea, cube. And snow,
definetly not snow…..
Youre welcome.
I hope you all wake uo with that dumb shit in your heads……


Cmon, click it.
Click it so hard.







Do it.

Aaaaahhhhhh I clicked it and then it wouldn’t turn off! I had to sit there the entire time while it happened to me!

 

[Captspaulding]

Aaaaahhhhhh I clicked it and then it wouldn’t turn off! I had to sit there the entire time while it happened to me!

Well,






BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARLS JR.

 

[Mikedin]

Bro i feel this.
From chuck mangione, leonard cohen,
Allmans, the dead, captain beefheart,
To fucking slayer, death, venom, to willie david alan coe, waylon merle cash and hank williams 1 & 3. 2is a douchebag ti company flow, del, ice tea, cube. And snow,
definetly not snow…..
Youre welcome.
I hope you all wake uo with that dumb shit in your heads……


Cmon, click it.
Click it so hard.







Do it.

Inforrrmer (something something something something something) I lick the boom-boom down

 

[Grownsince95]

Any Sabbath or Tool fans should love this...



Brooklyn's finest

 

[Mikedin]

Any Sabbath or Tool fans should love this...



Brooklyn's finest

Man I haven’t listened to Tool in forever haha

 

[Captspaulding]

Any Sabbath or Tool fans should love this...



Brooklyn's finest

Im versed.
Im a huge tool fan.
A huge tool too.
And sabbath?
Sabotage man.
That record wins

 

[Captspaulding]

Man I haven’t listened to Tool in forever haha

I have a gaggle of tool tats.


I listen to puscifer more these days
Conditions of my parole man.
Quality

 

[Captspaulding]

Inforrrmer (something something something something something) I lick the boom-boom down

Oh youre toast man.


Ear worm
Thx for the assist.

 

[BearWater]

Any Sabbath or Tool fans should love this...



Brooklyn's finest

Dude this is great! Thanks for sharing! Very unique : )

 

[Leoman]

Went to dinner at the parents house today and mom was wearing a hat. She bought some type of shampoo that she thought would color her hair but it was for "women of color" made to straighten hair.

She looks like a fucking scarecrow. I tried to get a picture to ask reddit how to fix it but she wouldn't let me. lol

They didn't notice the scratch on the car though. Still need to work on that.

 

[Captspaulding]

Went to dinner at the parents house today and mom was wearing a hat. She bought some type of shampoo that she thought would color her hair but it was for women of color made to straighten hair.

She looks like a fucking scarecrow. I tried to get a picture to ask reddit how to fix it but she wouldn't let me. lol

They didn't notice the scratch on the car though. Still need to work on that.

Bahahahaaaaaaaa.



Thats fn hilarious.
Whats good leo?

 

[Captspaulding]

Bahahahaaaaaaaa.



Thats fn hilarious.
Whats good leo?

Looking like iggy pop

 

[Leoman]

Bahahahaaaaaaaa.



Thats fn hilarious.
Whats good leo?

Same old thing. Ready for the last 3 or so weeks to harvest. These Royal Runtz are smelling damn good.

 

[BearWater]

That dog looks like the type of dog that would go to a Starbucks with a typewriter and then ask whether or not the Wi-Fi signal was strong

“I asked for skim milk in my pupachino!”

 

[Mikedin]

Went to dinner at the parents house today and mom was wearing a hat. She bought some type of shampoo that she thought would color her hair but it was for "women of color" made to straighten hair.

She looks like a fucking scarecrow. I tried to get a picture to ask reddit how to fix it but she wouldn't let me. lol

They didn't notice the scratch on the car though. Still need to work on that.

As I read this out loud one of my black co workers was sitting next to me listening, we both busted out laughing at the same time

 

[Ninjadogma]

little one was dancing to frozen and beauty and the beast and shit so I had to cleanse my palette with some Black Sabbath : ) played Black Sabbath the song and the 12 year old liked the shit out of that so hes getting the grand tour! HAHAHA! Were on War Pigs now

Back in the early auts I introduced my little munchkins to Barracuda when I played it for them on the geetar and after that, every time we got in the car they'd scream play Barracuda, Daddy! Then they saw Shrek and barfed rainbows hearing it on the soundtrack.

 

[BearWater]

Back in the early auts I introduced my little munchkins to Barracuda when I played it for them on the geetar and after that, every time we got in the car they'd scream play Barracuda, Daddy! Then they saw Shrek and barfed rainbows hearing it on the soundtrack.

Hahaha! Shrek! we’ve been through all of them! hahaha! the one with all the witches was really weird, and is that even mike Myers’s voice!? the first couple are really good movies though : )

 

[Ninjadogma]

Man I haven’t listened to Tool in forever haha

Danny Carey was goofing around in a side project band called Volto that was pretty good too.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Hahaha! Shrek! we’ve been through all of them! hahaha! the one with all the witches was really weird, and is that even mike Myers’s voice!? the first couple are really good movies though : )

Okay I have a Shrek story relating to music. I have some musician friends and one time I was sharing a joint with the band when some dude walked up and Yoyo the drummer said hey Ninja this is my buddy Sean Hurwitz and Sean was like hey Yoyo great set dude you guys were on fire tonight! And then he said something about how things were gonna be crazy busy for the next several months and so I asked what's got you so busy Sean? And he says, "I play guitar for a band called Smash Mouth." And I'm like fuck me for being an idiot. And the moment wasn't awkward enough, so I blurted out, "Oh yeah... that Shrek song!" And instantly began searching the ground for a non existent trap door that I could lift open and crawl down and escape that awkward moment.

 

[BearWater]

Okay I have a Shrek story relating to music. I have some musician friends and one time I was sharing a joint with the band when some dude walked up and Yoyo the drummer said hey Ninja this is my buddy Sean Hurwitz and Sean was like hey Yoyo great set dude you guys were on fire tonight! And then he said something about how things were gonna be crazy busy for the next several months and so I asked what's got you so busy Sean? And he says, "I play guitar for a band called Smash Mouth." And I'm like fuck me for being an idiot. And the moment wasn't awkward enough, so I blurted out, "Oh yeah... that Shrek song!" And instantly began searching the ground for a non existent trap door that I could lift open and crawl down and escape that awkward moment.

Hahaha! Thats great! Sounds like something I would say

thats still really cool you got to hang out with Sean from Smash Mouth! I love the movie with he wannabe super hero’s! : )