THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Captspaulding]

It’s a bit like this as you get older
Biggest itching is when your dragging your balls behind you

#teamslimypablano

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Thank you for the love yall.
I think i found a home for alot of these instead of killing them early.

That would have broken my heart.
So to be able to make that work is a small silver lining
Gotta be optimitic and show love as much as possible
Mainly i get to move from a state with hurricanes with alot of hurricanes.
And ma will be 10 mins down the road.
I have a spot for my truck and traler and a small 2 bedroom modular home. Ill be back at it, in no time. Cool thing about being an old head with ancient heads with good friends offering cheap rentals. I already have a bunker.
Like i told a good buddy, i can go be old
1 buy tevas
2 shin high wool socks combine with tevas
3 aquire gem/ferrous metal detector
Keep some alka seltzer handy for the randy “floridagull” that tries to fuck my new socks.
Comb the beach while flipping off little kids
Rocking unevenly halfway buttoned cocktail sauce staind hawaiin shirts in grease paint?
I do have priorities
Go uber patriot and hunt legit bald eagle at the water spillway at the dump in modern day genius matt gaetz district! To eat everyday.
I hope then, the metamorphasis to full on retard will then, be complete.

Then i run for congress, stealing my hero and insperations “1pony for all” party platform first championed by the one and only,
Vermin supreme

Plus i can look after my fossilized hippy mom.
And that dude she keeps around.
Hes cool too.
Im not changing depends.
I have the low psi tip loaded on my pressure washer wand when life comes shitting.
If you’vevever been outside of a dead show in the parking lot, that’s closest to shakedown Street where all the buses would line up you wouldn’t fear it either

Wait.


Am I stoned or are you saying you gotta move to florida?


Did I miss something? Lol

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh just remembered these dudes.
I fuck with tuna
Who else was dropping basketball bars about bill lambiergh?
Fucking tuna.

 

[Captspaulding]

Wait.


Am I stoned or are you saying you gotta move to florida?


Did I miss something? Lol

Nah just me
Soloclownbiness.fuckoff.bikercranktreeclown.com

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Bro, they keep it blacker than the back of your neck.
Running laps around everyone back then. I bet even nowadays dude you threw them two dudes in a cipher with some of these kids it would be dumb. They don’t know how to rhyme to a real hip-hop beat. They don’t know what brake beat is. They gotta have all this weird shit going on the SoundCloud era was fucking hilarious to me dude.

Fuckin mumbling an shit high on cough syrup

 

[closettrapper217]

Thems the fax
True lyracists make this asshat happy.
Dr octogon?
Jeru
Built different

when’s the last time you heard of r.a. The rugged man lol

 

[Florida_Mike]

Ima drag mullet

I'll be watching on yt & lmao
when you kick his ass!

 

[Captspaulding]

when’s the last time you heard of r.a. The rugged man lol

Who?!?!!?
Fucking 69
Lil everyone
And a barred out gremlin.
Dope guys.
Youre the coolest.

 

[Florida_Mike]

That banjo

it's all fun and games until the banjo comes out

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Thems the fax
True lyracists make this asshat happy.
Dr octogon?
Jeru
Built different

 

[Captspaulding]

I'll be watching on yt & lmao
when you kick his ass!

Bro, my beat up old Pontiac don’t got nothing on that Steve Morris Built LS that’s fucking 1700 hp on motor

But theres always the tree and double bulbing hid bitchass on the line….


Jam the freedom right up his cracker ass.
Thats why i keep a rearview mirror up, i like to turn it to the other lane so i can watch when i crush egos.
Carbon fiber, tube chassis cars, fear the 1970s built big tire car driven by the gray beard dude with a hard on for idiots in the car that ain’t got no business being anywhere near that dimepiece.

Im your huckleberry fuzzy nuts
I have not yet begun to defile myself….
Kids….






Only way, or he yard sales his internals off the two step

 

[Captspaulding]

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My gatdamned brother

Pepperidge farms remembers homie.

 

[Captspaulding]

Good morning every one!

@Captspaulding you’re the man! Enjoy your trip.

My fav capt quote that I repeat all the time when in the grow room when reusing coco although you were talking about soil I think which is way less common lol



“No amendments in sight”

Idk why that one just stuck with me lol

Some pots are on the 8th run.
Finally had to add some perlite to keep the peat from compacting remove old roots.
Smile while the world burns……

 

[SLEIGHT_OF_HAND]

Bruce ree?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

when’s the last time you heard of r.a. The rugged man lol

Just watched him talk shit about Drake, never was a fan of Drake he bit his name from my favorite flyfishing magazine The Drake and he never got my attention, now Ra the Rugged man, he’s fucking crazy. His verse on that jedi mind tricks album is one of the best verses in hip hop

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Who?!?!!?
Fucking 69
Lil everyone
And a barred out gremlin.
Dope guys.
Youre the coolest.

Picked up some Trainwreck at the dispo this afternoon. Check out the logo

 

[Florida_Mike]

Here's my collection, i've got so many,
my moms making me clean out the
basement & give some away

...said we needed more freezer
space for my favorite snack

 

[Captspaulding]

Just watched him talk shit about Drake, never was a fan of Drake he bit his name from my favorite flyfishing magazine The Drake and he never got my attention, now Ra the Rugged man, he’s fucking crazy. His verse on that jedi mind tricks album is one of the best verses in hip hop

Bruh if hes fucking with mind tricks…..they are from the town next to my pops old speed shop.
Them kids where one of hip hops best kept secrets.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Jumpin o

Just watched him talk shit about Drake, never was a fan of Drake he bit his name from my favorite flyfishing magazine The Drake and he never got my attention, now Ra the Rugged man, he’s fucking crazy. His verse on that jedi mind tricks album is one of the best verses in hip hop

Lmao even Kendrick lamar's on that drake beef train


*Not defending drake*

 

[Captspaulding]

...said we needed more freezer
space for my favorite snack

“Now with more blown out frames”