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[Captspaulding]

When those skid marks get that thick the only solution is new threads

I always just bedazzled the skidmarks and hopes that if anybody looked in that direction, the gleam of the awesomeness of those little tiny jewels from heaven would mask any unsightly dodo streak that I may have oops farted into existence.
It’s legitimately the only use that I found for bedazzled gems that I still find myself wanting to dig them out and reapply them even to today you know use of bedazzled gems are way more real than putting together a glass boat using flex seal
I’m not looking it up, but now that I’ve had the thought I’m fairly certain that at least 10 people have died attempting that in my heart of hearts, I know it to be true

 

[capone304]

edit that please, ima ask a mod to.

Wrong post? I fixed the one u were talking about

 

[Captspaulding]

NEW YORK CITY!? (You know like the steak sauce commercial?)
Thank god! I always give a disclaimer before dropping my infinite wisdom at least!

NEW YORK CITY!? (You know like the steak sauce commercial?)
Thank god! I always give a disclaimer before dropping my infinite wisdom at least!

Bear water disclaimer?
Thats worth accosting the dollar store staff for a pallete of off brand single ply toilet paper.
The kind that, even though you always have the foresight to pointlessly try to not poke your finger though it, well, there you go again showing yourself the best time of your life man.




its litereally a pointless product that a baby smurf would blow out, but hey?



Pandemic anyone?


No?

 

[Captspaulding]

Wrong post? I fixed the one u were talking about

No, you didn’t. My work here is done.
Just kidding, dude you were swift at switching that up.
Next time,
Youll leave here mars capone kapich?

 

[capone304]

Got you that gword guy we make paranoid by accident

Lol actually know 2 but they the only 2 prob in the world nothing wrong with that tho it's unique

 

[capone304]

No, you didn’t. My work here is done.
Just kidding, dude you were swift at switching that up.
Next time,
Youll leave here mars capone kapich?

Lololololol I wonder if they have tried growing marijuanas on the iss?

 

[Captspaulding]

Ok im going to go any try to finish this lite brite pattern.

Been working on it for years.
Easily the hardest thing ive ever attempted to attempted to do


Plums really dont rranslate well,
One day, pics incoming if i can ever ace its many optical complexities.

 

[Captspaulding]

Lololololol I wonder if they have tried growing marijuanas on the iss?

I think about zero g weed all the time.
It would be cool.
I just think you would have your hands full dealing with it overly hydrophobic atmosphere in terms of the root zone
Like saturation.
Would it stay in the medium?

 

[capone304]

I think about zero g weed all the time.
It would be cool.
I just think you would have your hands full dealing with it overly hydrophobic atmosphere in terms of the root zone
Like saturation.
Would it stay in the medium?

How about the strech in zero gravity?!?!? That was my thought also how TF they get shit to stay in the medium lol talkn about root bound

 

[Captspaulding]

"If you're missing a lighter ask me"


Yea, that's me too

So you know how you stop it bro there’s there’s a method and it has worked for me ever since I switched to those little tiny torches not the ones that suck but the ones that actually work it train your mind to switch away from always thinking that another bic is your bic tube so it kind of stopped me from subconsciously sticking it into your pocket when you’re not even realizing that you’re doing it And plus when people aren’t familiar with those other little torches, they always end up burning themselves somehow when they go to a bowl or something so they don’t ever want to use it anyway it’s kind of like a win-win situation for idiots who can’t seem to train themselves from stealing two dollar and 50 Cent pieces of plastic from everyone they’ve ever known for the last 52 years

I’m close to a year clean from stealing those things hardest drug I’ve ever had to quit

 

[Florida_Mike]

How about the strech in zero gravity?!?!? That was my thought also how TF they get shit to stay in the medium lol talkn about root bound

Rockwool slabs with embedded feeders

 

[Captspaulding]

How about the strech in zero gravity?!?!? That was my thought also how TF they get shit to stay in the medium lol talkn about root bound

Wake up 30 years closer to proxima b with a sentient race of hybrid/human cannabis lifeforms hellbent on blasting buffalo soldier on repeat.

 

[Captspaulding]

Rockwool slabs with embedded feeders

That makes so much more sense than my next guess. I was just gonna start using blood of my enemies.

 

[Florida_Mike]

...Then and now, not exactly root bound yet

 

[Captspaulding]

...Then and now, not exactly root bound yet

Bro, you could reveg those and flower those things in the same pots and they would start beating you up and stealing your lunch money

 

[Florida_Mike]

Bro, you could reveg those and flower those things in the same pots and they would start beating you up and stealing your lunch money

That's kinda my plan, gonna reveg long enough to get clones off the best 2, b4 I shut down for the summer. So far the front right NL is fire, starting to taste like old school dank

 

[Mikedin]

Bro, you could reveg those and flower those things in the same pots and they would start beating you up and stealing your lunch money

Facts!

Hell you can even re-root like I did with Frostette, chopped off.. IDK 95% of her root ball, went from the 12 gallon pot to a root ball the size of a softball, she rerooted awesome in a 1 gallon pot, revegged, I got clones aim about 5-6 weeks. takes a bit longer with the root chop but it also rejuvenates the roots and gives the plants some fresh legs to stand on

 

[capone304]

Any ideas what is going on here the light spots on the fans ? And the lil brown spot this plant keeps throwing me curve balls

 

[Mikedin]

i do salt worm puke, and i do salt bat shit and compost and living microflora/fauna. And then i do put my plants in it lmfao


So i have to know what the PH and EC/ppm every drop i give is.


Ill trigger an acidic cascade otherwise. I keep plants in arid conditions, every other day watering, in true soils with living buffers, and i feel salt nutes pretty consistently on top. If i go souly by what my plants are saying to me, ill make decisions 2 waterings too late.

Upside to the living soil, PH stays balanced on its own, if properly amended, should have no shortcomings, (I’ll need practice at this part, organic amendments I’m used to, living soil amendments.. tad different, but similar)

I also use EWC as top dress

Like me all of my fabric pots have been trained to inherently loath shower days, which are every third Tuesday of the month
So depending on when I refill them with dirt, there’s a good possibility that they miss that window of opportunity to even hit up that super crucial Tuesday.
If those pots come in my growroom, smelling like some French hooker dipped toilet sauce. Well.


Well, im just gonna let yall use your imagination.

My tastes are oddish



I like to grow a little too much i think.
Its getting weird i know.
And then AC Infinity had to go and release those super sexy gray and black fabric pots. I honestly don’t know what I’m gonna do with myself.


I have ascended


The weed, its making me smarter folks.

you talking about the square ones? I wanna try the square ones one day

I wanna be one of the cool kids

 

[Mikedin]

I bagged all my last pots to be rinsed and washed. Maybe they’ll just go back into circulation! I was thinking about using them on the deck for veggies either way. But washing them didn’t sound fun.

My 12 gallon pots are laying on a piece of plywood in the rain the past 2 days… they’ll be good