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[Captspaulding]

My first initial look at light was a spiderfarmer but i listened to a neg nancy talking about the samgsumg diodes not being used anymore or something and i didnt wanna spend that amount on a maybe at the time i wasnt informed enough.

Bro, I’ve actually you know missed some pretty good deals on other brands in the same way it’s just it happens to the best of us, bro it’s not a big deal you know and who knows you might fucking run into a bad ass fucking set of circumstances they get sponsored and then all that shit is free I mean all of the equipment that’s in my bunker right now was free for sponsorship
So you know, just keep on hanging out don’t be a dick and help out to the best of your ability and who knows man you might end up with a message that drops in your box asking if you want a bunch of free shit so you know, maybe there’s a reason you missed those deals beforemaybe not but hey Rose color glasses are dope anyhow it’s my long-winded way of saying I know what you mean, bro

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

By the skin of my dusty nuts, dude I was dipping on the morrow. Only thing that kept me here was plant drying I couldn’t bag them for the trip. I’ve just been waiting for that so while I might complain about cutting down some plants early, there’s a reason that happened And it wasn’t to piss me off or anything cosmic shit, bro

As in most things worth doing, time is required. Glad to hear that. Time is the great equalizer

 

[Greenadian]

As in most things worth doing, time is required. Glad to hear that. Time is the great equalizer

Some very true words of wisdom!!!

 

[Putthataway]

Feeling like a mog?
Back when I was chasing tail, I did too bro mogs of a hair,


On that note, good news
At the 11th hour
The olive branch has been extended from planet Venus. I just wish it would’ve happened before I cut a bunch of ladies down because I always had a spot where it was close enough and before I threw away an entire clone box full of cuttings.

Bro throwing up foam and the number threes. I haven’t ate since Sunday. It feels like that little guy pushing on my stomach from the inside. Painful. What’s crazy is my mouth tasted like the tacos I ate on Sunday. Old lady had a change of heart? If so congrats man. I need to chop the m86 and start some more seeds. Probably not gonna happen today. I was able to get some water down. This morning I drank some Gatorade and threw up white foam, no yellow Gatorade. My brother got some autoimmune disease where his gallbladder shrunk. His was so bad he couldn’t lay in a bed without throwing up the white foam. Idk if this is the same. I got the Mexican beer flu like three years ago and have been constantly sick ever since. When I got sick my arm hurt like I got a vaccine. It hurt for over a year. I couldn’t hold a cold beverage without extreme pain and my hand going numb. That arm and hand pain came back about a month ago, been feeling run down since. I never got the clot shot but I remember them bragging about the shedding vaccinating the vaccine hesitant. The whole arm pain really makes me think it was caused by shedding. My lady caught some nasty cold a few weeks ago, I somehow managed to not get it, but I think I got whatever she had back in December. Either way my immune system is completely compromised ever since that bout of the Mexican beer flu. I had it a few times but that one I think was from shedding was something else. I was sick for two months. Crazy headache at the top of my neck where it meets my skull. Every time I felt better a walk to the trash can in the backyard would take me out and completely sick again. I have massive beef with the government, pharmaceutical companies, and anyone else involved with the Mexican beer scandal. Immunizations were already blanketed from lawsuits. The emergency use clause gave the pharmaceutical companies immunity from lawsuits for those that took it. I didn’t choose to be part of their medical experiment. I can’t find a doctor who’s even willing to admit my issues are caused by the vaccine. It’s long flu and want to put me on pharmaceuticals. Which I absolutely refuse. Since all of this I began working in get this… the healthcare industry. My trust in the healthcare industry has even gone downhill from there. It’s all poison. These doctors pushing these glp1 drugs to seniors, it’s disgusting . They cost like a thousand dollars a month and they on social security making $800 a month. My dad died in the hospital before the Mexican beer flu. The doctor refused to sign the death certificate. Wanted his primary doctor to sign it because of Parkinson’s disease. Primary refused because he only saw him once, wanted the old doctor to sign it who also refused. Eventually one of the places had a doctor who never saw him sign the thing. Had that been during the Mexican beer flu, it would have been signed right away and the cause would be too much Mexican beer. Sorry about the long rant

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Ah i see you be a cultured feller.
We must adhere to the local customs.
It seems its time to celebrate your capacity for comprehension.

That being said,



That chart is a classic.
It came out during the silent film era. It’s still applicable today.


It’s amazing how many people miss that

I thought I’d be useful and start with the #1 answer to everything. “Classic Boron Deficiency” card to follow this afternoon.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Hold on… I want to help…

The first signs of a CalMag deficiency can be spotted in the new growth coming from the plant. If new leaves show signs of yellowing between the leaf veins with brown spots, curling (or parachuting) of the leaf tips, and stunted growth, you should suspect a CalMag deficiency.

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if calcium and magnesium are going deficient together you either have an improper nutrient antagonism going on in your ratios or an acidic lockout. 9/10 times you see calcium and magnesium deficiency at the same time its one of those two things going on.

Calcium and magnesium will express as individual deficiencies without overlapping symptom set in the case of true deficiency, and the nutrient manufacturers take full advantage of the common ignorance around this as well.


The reason calcium and magnesium are bottled together is because they have an antagonistic relationship with each other themselves. If you increase one without increasing the other your throw your entire nutrient equilibrium out of whack.


if you give cal-mag supplements on top of an already out of whack nutrient antagonism relationship, or acidic lockout, youll actually make "cal-mag deficiency" even worse.

Too much calcium youll see magnesium and micronutrient deficiency, too much magnesium or micronutrients youll see calcium and potassium issues, but in either case its not true deficiency. In an acidic lockout you see calcium and magnesium deficiency together with on overlapping symptom set because the nutrients are present, but locked out at the root system.

The magnesium stripping in intense light is actually chlorophyl bleaching, mangnesium is a mobile nutrient, true deficiency always starts low on a plant, not high,


i can go on and on all day on these topics too lol. its all "if this, then that" logic based stuff like a circuit board and ohm's law once you totally grasp it. Chemistry is quite literally everything that exists post-big-bang.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

if calcium and magnesium are going deficient together you either have an improper nutrient antagonism going on in your ratios or an acidic lockout. 9/10 times you see calcium and magnesium deficiency at the same time its one of those two things going on.

Calcium and magnesium will express as individual deficiencies without overlapping symptom set in the case of true deficiency, and the nutrient manufacturers take full advantage of the common ignorance around this as well.


The reason calcium and magnesium are bottled together is because they have an antagonistic relationship with each other themselves. If you increase one without increasing the other your throw your entire nutrient equilibrium out of whack.


if you give cal-mag supplements on top of an already out of whack nutrient antagonism relationship, or acidic lockout, youll actually make "cal-mag deficiency" even worse.

Too much calcium youll see magnesium and micronutrient deficiency, too much magnesium or micronutrients youll see calcium and potassium issues, but in either case its not true deficiency. In an acidic lockout you see calcium and magnesium deficiency together with on overlapping symptom set because the nutrients are present, but locked out at the root system.

The magnesium stripping in intense light is actually chlorophyl bleaching, mangnesium is a mobile nutrient, true deficiency always starts low on a plant, not high,


i can go on and on all day on these topics too lol. its all if this, then that, logic based stuff like a circuit board once you totally grasp it.

I should make note that I wasn’t being serious.

 

[Captspaulding]

Bro throwing up foam and the number threes. I haven’t ate since Sunday. It feels like that little guy pushing on my stomach from the inside. Painful. What’s crazy is my mouth tasted like the tacos I ate on Sunday. Old lady had a change of heart? If so congrats man. I need to chop the m86 and start some more seeds. Probably not gonna happen today. I was able to get some water down. This morning I drank some Gatorade and threw up white foam, no yellow Gatorade. My brother got some autoimmune disease where his gallbladder shrunk. His was so bad he couldn’t lay in a bed without throwing up the white foam. Idk if this is the same. I got the Mexican beer flu like three years ago and have been constantly sick ever since. When I got sick my arm hurt like I got a vaccine. It hurt for over a year. I couldn’t hold a cold beverage without extreme pain and my hand going numb. That arm and hand pain came back about a month ago, been feeling run down since. I never got the clot shot but I remember them bragging about the shedding vaccinating the vaccine hesitant. The whole arm pain really makes me think it was caused by shedding. My lady caught some nasty cold a few weeks ago, I somehow managed to not get it, but I think I got whatever she had back in December. Either way my immune system is completely compromised ever since that bout of the Mexican beer flu. I had it a few times but that one I think was from shedding was something else. I was sick for two months. Crazy headache at the top of my neck where it meets my skull. Every time I felt better a walk to the trash can in the backyard would take me out and completely sick again. I have massive beef with the government, pharmaceutical companies, and anyone else involved with the Mexican beer scandal. Immunizations were already blanketed from lawsuits. The emergency use clause gave the pharmaceutical companies immunity from lawsuits for those that took it. I didn’t choose to be part of their medical experiment. I can’t find a doctor who’s even willing to admit my issues are caused by the vaccine. It’s long covid and want to put me on pharmaceuticals. Which I absolutely refuse. Since all of this I began working in get this… the healthcare industry. My trust in the healthcare industry has even gone downhill from there. It’s all poison. These doctors pushing these glp1 drugs to seniors, it’s disgusting . They cost like a thousand dollars a month and they on social security making $800 a month. My dad died in the hospital before the Mexican beer flu. The doctor refused to sign the death certificate. Wanted his primary doctor to sign it because of Parkinson’s disease. Primary refused because he only saw him once, wanted the old doctor to sign it who also refused. Eventually one of the places had a doctor who never saw him sign the thing. Had that been during the Mexican beer flu, it would have been signed right away and the cause would be too much Mexican beer. Sorry about the long rant

So I don’t know if you’ve seen this stuff out there, but there’s an additive that you can get from CVS or wherever that you dump into a bottle of water and what it is. It’s a supercharger in terms of getting rid of any dehydration. You might be suffering that shit works man and the lemon lime actually tastes fucking great even if it’s warm I believe it’s called liquid IV if I remember right that shit is money when it comes to issues that you’re describing and if you’re cramping, whether it be your stomach, your inner or your muscles eat some magnesium, and if you can manage it muscle down a couple of bananas,
I’m sure you know all the above, but if you don’t well hey!

For real though, everyone needs that fucking liquid IV shit in their cupboard when they’re under the weather and pissing like a racehorse, but can’t even get down to a bowl of chicken soup let alone a glass of water
Sorry to hear man it’s a bummer.
And yeah, dude get the fucking plant and shit later man plant your happy ass in the fucking bed watch reruns the trailer Park boys

 

[Captspaulding]

I should make note that I wasn’t being serious.

Hahahahaa
What if i told you,
That i knew that.



i’m forever the ball breaker, bro I can’t help it. It’s just like a knee-jerk reaction. I see an opening. I’m taking it. I’m steadily the type of dude. That’ll play the long game on it too. That’s why I have two pigs on my ass fucking each other dressed as cops so the next time or if there’s a next time I end up in the clink well whoever does intake with this dumbass, is gonna have something cool to show him.
With the tattoo situation being the exception,
If I’m breaking your balls on here, it means I like ya.
If proximity wasn’t a problem, I’d even make you a balloon animal, bro


I wasn’t kidding when I said that was a good photo man because it is it’s one of their oldest pictures on the Internet of cannabis ailments it’s actually from Jorge Cervantes’s grow Bible and it’s it’s always been bulletproof and a wonderful first reference source for shit even me when I first started way back in the day and a lot of of us other older growers that have been doing this shit for a minute know that thing so well that we might as well have a tattooed on our fucking Forehead.
It’s all love, man

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I should make note that I wasn’t being serious.

oh i just tend to go off on an informational ramble sometimes because maybe some inexperienced grower might read it and something thats been confusing them may make sense all of a sudden. That used to happen to me on forums all the time.

ive def noticed the confusion around the cal-mag def and lockout identification topic with some newer growers here recently too.

it def wasnt a direct reply to your per se.


More "PSA style" post then anything i suppose

i even intentionally embed easily-google recognized phrases and stuff, common abbreviations and mis spellings and specific placement of articles and stuffs. so new growers doing the googles can find my rambles easier without being part of the site. maybe it helps

 

[Captspaulding]

oh i just tend to go off on an informational ramble sometimes because maybe some inexperienced grower might read it and something thats been confusing them may make sense all of a sudden. That used to happen to me on forums all the time.


it def wasnt a direct reply to your per se.


More "PSA style" post then anything i suppose

You and I are very much the same in this regard sure our answers to each other may seem slightly contentious from time to time, but to me I thrive in that zone and I could tell that you do too The predisposition to long drawn out answers aren’t necessarily a bad thing and at least you can use punctuation and you know don’t have giant run-on sentences, but I wanna know is when our paths cross who’s goose and who’s Maverick man?
There’s a handful of people on this website that I’ve had that thought about a bunch of times and legit. You don’t have to answer that because we all already know that you’re.Goose hahahahaha.
Maybe.

 

[Captspaulding]

As in most things worth doing, time is required. Glad to hear that. Time is the great equalizer

wait? They replaced denzel?

 

[Putthataway]

Day is getting better. My dogs decided to kill my lady’s sunflowers we put in the dirt on Saturday.

 

[Captspaulding]

Day is getting better. My dogs decided to kill my lady’s sunflowers we put in the dirt on Saturday.

You know I have terrible luck with those as well dude
My backyard has easily 300 different plants and species and variations of all of the above.
A couple of towns over there’s flowing fields of them motherfuckers my backyard. I don’t know, man it’s like if macho man were still alive. He’s fucking elbow dropping them off the top rope or off of my fucking pecan tree and deciding hey buddy you know fuck you you can’t have sun flowers you know.
Anything else that is conducive to growing in my sector almanac wise?
Amped on Gamma
Cranked to 11
And more than enough grey Poupon to share
But when it comes to sunflowers dude, there’s just no winning bummer I guess maybe next time dude try throwing some tomato cages around them or something and then wrap a little bit of chicken wire around those?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

if calcium and magnesium are going deficient together you either have an improper nutrient antagonism going on in your ratios or an acidic lockout. 9/10 times you see calcium and magnesium deficiency at the same time its one of those two things going on.

Calcium and magnesium will express as individual deficiencies without overlapping symptom set in the case of true deficiency, and the nutrient manufacturers take full advantage of the common ignorance around this as well.


The reason calcium and magnesium are bottled together is because they have an antagonistic relationship with each other themselves. If you increase one without increasing the other your throw your entire nutrient equilibrium out of whack.


if you give cal-mag supplements on top of an already out of whack nutrient antagonism relationship, or acidic lockout, youll actually make "cal-mag deficiency" even worse.

Too much calcium youll see magnesium and micronutrient deficiency, too much magnesium or micronutrients youll see calcium and potassium issues, but in either case its not true deficiency. In an acidic lockout you see calcium and magnesium deficiency together with on overlapping symptom set because the nutrients are present, but locked out at the root system.

The magnesium stripping in intense light is actually chlorophyl bleaching, mangnesium is a mobile nutrient, true deficiency always starts low on a plant, not high,


i can go on and on all day on these topics too lol. its all "if this, then that" logic based stuff like a circuit board and ohm's law once you totally grasp it. Chemistry is quite literally everything that exists post-big-bang.

Another nugget of information from @Thatoneguyyouknow_ , book marked right next to the leaf chart @TheGoldenRoad posted.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I should make note that I wasn’t being serious.

I figured when you said a calmag deficiency you were joshing around. , but that chart is legit, I’ve used it many times.

 

[Putthataway]

You know I have terrible luck with those as well dude
My backyard has easily 300 different plants and species and variations of all of the above.
A couple of towns over there’s flowing fields of them motherfuckers my backyard. I don’t know, man it’s like if macho man were still alive. He’s fucking elbow dropping them off the top rope or off of my fucking pecan tree and deciding hey buddy you know fuck you you can’t have sun flowers you know.
Anything else that is conducive to growing in my sector almanac wise?
Amped on Gamma
Cranked to 11
And more than enough grey Poupon to share
But when it comes to sunflowers dude, there’s just no winning bummer I guess maybe next time dude try throwing some tomato cages around them or something and then wrap a little bit of chicken wire around those?

There’s one and more seeds. They are thatoneguyyouknow’s mom’s seeds. We were going to have a healthy grow competition. I got two she had 4 now 0 but one in the cup so she’s got at least one. She bought the Mother Earth soil. I been meaning to try it out.


In terms of luck if it was raining pussy I would catch one with a dick in it.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Hahahahaa
What if i told you,
That i knew that.



i’m forever the ball breaker, bro I can’t help it. It’s just like a knee-jerk reaction. I see an opening. I’m taking it. I’m steadily the type of dude. That’ll play the long game on it too. That’s why I have two pigs on my ass fucking each other dressed as cops so the next time or if there’s a next time I end up in the clink well whoever does intake with this dumbass, is gonna have something cool to show him.
With the tattoo situation being the exception,
If I’m breaking your balls on here, it means I like ya.
If proximity wasn’t a problem, I’d even make you a balloon animal, bro


I wasn’t kidding when I said that was a good photo man because it is it’s one of their oldest pictures on the Internet of cannabis ailments it’s actually from Jorge Cervantes’s grow Bible and it’s it’s always been bulletproof and a wonderful first reference source for shit even me when I first started way back in the day and a lot of of us other older growers that have been doing this shit for a minute know that thing so well that we might as well have a tattooed on our fucking Forehead.
It’s all love, man

It shows how old it is because it’s illustrated, vs color photos which back then unless you had your own black room you had to have developed by a stranger who 9 times out of ten would call the cops. Crazy how much the times have changed.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

oh i just tend to go off on an informational ramble sometimes because maybe some inexperienced grower might read it and something thats been confusing them may make sense all of a sudden. That used to happen to me on forums all the time.

ive def noticed the confusion around the cal-mag def and lockout identification topic with some newer growers here recently too.

it def wasnt a direct reply to your per se.


More "PSA style" post then anything i suppose

i even intentionally embed easily-google recognized phrases and stuff, common abbreviations and mis spellings and specific placement of articles and stuffs. so new growers doing the googles can find my rambles easier without being part of the site. maybe it helps

I like how you clarified that the two have to be in equal parts, that they were antagonist. I wasn’t aware of that.

 

[Mikedin]

My first initial look at light was a spiderfarmer but i listened to a neg nancy talking about the samgsumg diodes not being used anymore or something and i didnt wanna spend that amount on a maybe at the time i wasnt informed enough.

Yeah they still have the Samsungs atm I just got the new SE3000, a lot of lights are running the LM301H’s like this one does. But times are changing,

But I have lights with bridgelux diodes too and they do awesome as well.