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[Captspaulding]

Yea im def goose. and yea that goes without saying i think




It doesn't really matter what the group of dudes is, im usually the guy to the right. I can be pretty handy in a pinch. i think.

Whoooooaaa
I fucking forgot about infected mushroom dude

Also legit don’t sell yourself so short dude there’s a few times and I’m man enough to fucking admit it that you know I was wrong and I learned a couple of things from your ass since you’ve been here. Don’t tell any of these other chucklehead that though.


It’s all jokes, man at the end of the day and legit. I fucking hate the amount of ego that is kind of like ingrained in the cannabis scene with a lot of heads that don’t take the time to get to know each other. It’s always kind of bothered me as awesome as herb is and you know what it represents me as a person there’s an elitist faction of people that are just inner woven into this shit and it’s always been that way and I much rather call people who are novice and amateurs, but they learn fast and apply things and you know get successful quick and other people that know their shit. I look at them as you know equals man. It’s just the way that I roll. I bust stones I might pick sometimes but the reason that I do that is because honestly man I would just think I wanna know a little bit more details about other ways that people have been successful now I’m letting the cat out of the bag here but that’s kind of how I roll and I think that the overall ecosystem of the grow scene would be a lot healthier if people would take that approach unless you suck at curing and your weed taste like shit otherwise you can go fuck yourself.

 

[Captspaulding]

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It’s so bad it’s perfect
And really man what a weird fucking role
Mork nailed it.
There was a time when there was some lower level films that were coming out from production Studios that weren’t the big ones that were really good right around that time. If for some reason this just reminded me of a movie that I saw called May.
Actually, you know what it was from the same film studio and it’s a movie about a girl who’s really socially awkward but she really really wants a friend and she works at a local SPCA and she’s like weirdly into watching the doctor that hired her do surgeries on animals so she cracks this idea to make friends with people that have particular body parts that she likes Get them to come and hang out with her. She eventually kills that person snatches the body parts that she like, put them in her fridge and she shows together the perfect friend out of all the body parts right so the end of the movie she’s laying in bed with this weird amalgam of a friend that’s made from like seven people and the very last scene,
The newly serve together, Friend) is laid out on her bed so she lays up next to them and puts her head on the chest last seconds before the film ends is one of the arms she cuts off, reaches up and strokes, her hair, fucking crazy movie dude and if you could find it to watch, you owe it to yourself to see it because it’s actually really fucking good. It’s just fuck man one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen.

 

[Florida_Mike]

I’m pretty sure ol greeny has that “ retard who just figured out how to masturbate giant right arm”
While flopping around that wet noodle of a left arm


Fairly certain that the above situation is where the term retard strong came from

 

[Captspaulding]

It’s so bad it’s perfect
And really man what a weird fucking role
Mork nailed it.
There was a time when there was some lower level films that were coming out from production Studios that weren’t the big ones that were really good right around that time. If for some reason this just reminded me of a movie that I saw called May.
Actually, you know what it was from the same film studio and it’s a movie about a girl who’s really socially awkward but she really really wants a friend and she works at a local SPCA and she’s like weirdly into watching the doctor that hired her do surgeries on animals so she cracks this idea to make friends with people that have particular body parts that she likes Get them to come and hang out with her. She eventually kills that person snatches the body parts that she like, put them in her fridge and she shows together the perfect friend out of all the body parts right so the end of the movie she’s laying in bed with this weird amalgam of a friend that’s made from like seven people and the very last scene,
The newly serve together, Friend) is laid out on her bed so she lays up next to them and puts her head on the chest last seconds before the film ends is one of the arms she cuts off, reaches up and strokes, her hair, fucking crazy movie dude and if you could find it to watch, you owe it to yourself to see it because it’s actually really fucking good. It’s just fuck man one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen.

 

[Captspaulding]

He told me he wants to be a champion arm wrestling legend.


You’re gonna pass that Homie or wait hold on I got it

 

[cannafarmer420]

2024 Peanut Butter Breath outdoor

 

[Ninjadogma]

By the skin of my dusty nuts, dude I was dipping on the morrow. Only thing that kept me here was plant drying I couldn’t bag them for the trip. I’ve just been waiting for that so while I might complain about cutting down some plants early, there’s a reason that happened And it wasn’t to piss me off or anything cosmic shit, bro

Back in 1991 the first thing Mrs. Dogma and I did when we got back from our honeymoon was to break out our Webster's Dictionary off the shelf and crossed out the word, "Divorce." The only way either of us is allowed to leave the relationship is in the coroner van.

I got great relationship advice from my dad on my wedding day. He said, "Ninja, to make sure your marriage works, make sure if things are crazy at home, that you have some kind of refuge at work. And if things are crazy at work, make sure that you have refuge at home." So I asked him, "What if it's crazy at work and then it's crazy at home too?" And that's when he smiled and said, "You remember the cottage I bought out at Lake Canadota? You're welcome to use it too anytime you need."

 

[Ninjadogma]

So I don’t know if you’ve seen this stuff out there, but there’s an additive that you can get from CVS or wherever that you dump into a bottle of water and what it is. It’s a supercharger in terms of getting rid of any dehydration. You might be suffering that shit works man and the lemon lime actually tastes fucking great even if it’s warm I believe it’s called liquid IV if I remember right that shit is money when it comes to issues that you’re describing and if you’re cramping, whether it be your stomach, your inner or your muscles eat some magnesium, and if you can manage it muscle down a couple of bananas,
I’m sure you know all the above, but if you don’t well hey!

For real though, everyone needs that fucking liquid IV shit in their cupboard when they’re under the weather and pissing like a racehorse, but can’t even get down to a bowl of chicken soup let alone a glass of water
Sorry to hear man it’s a bummer.
And yeah, dude get the fucking plant and shit later man plant your happy ass in the fucking bed watch reruns the trailer Park boys

Funny scary shit happens when you throw your electrolytes out of whack. The top one being a potassium dip that can cause an regular heartbeat. Had a family member get C.Diff in a nursing home, a few days later they were rushing him to the hospital for a heart issue and I even told my folks I fucken bet you he had a potassium crash, sure enough it's exactly what happened.

 

[Ninjadogma]

This made me happy.
Definitly zinc.

Bc chernobyl

Did somebody say Zinc?

Zinc Oxide and You (Kentucky Fried Movie)

 

[Captspaulding]

Funny scary shit happens when you throw your electrolytes out of whack. The top one being a potassium dip that can cause an regular heartbeat. Had a family member get C.Diff in a nursing home, a few days later they were rushing him to the hospital for a heart issue and I even told my folks I fucken bet you he had a potassium crash, sure enough it's exactly what happened.

Bananas are our sale purchased every grocery run no matter what like I’m pretty sure that if the bomb dropped, I would be sourcing some more banana trees and growing the fuck out of them dude because if it wasn’t for that fruit alone, I’d probably be dead 50 times over no joke Between that vitamin C holy shit bro everything else is just a bonus. Now the older I’ve gotten I have added magnesium though because I get cramps and shit and that really has 100% turn that stuff around there’s sometimes I get lazy on it and stuff and I’ll catch a fucking hamstring cramp bro and I’ll flop. I’ll get on the ground and scream at the leg that’s hurting me like it. You know it’s beating me because I owe it money. It’s just one of those fucking things man that you really shouldn’t fuck around with and just make a staple in your diet, fucking bananas, bro.

 

[Leoman]

Been trimming for 2 days taking breaks between branches. Got 19 quarts but no gallons of larf and popcorn buds like last grow. Still need to work the tub of trim from plant 2.

Burnt the fuck out.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Looks like Banjo x Columbian #2 will be seeing an early grave.

I'ma name it Herman

Bummer. Banjo x Colombian #1 looks clean so far though.


I'll probably veg this original banjo and this banjo x Haymeadow purps another week or so and then throw them in there to take its place

 

[Ninjadogma]

Bananas are our sale purchased every grocery run no matter what like I’m pretty sure that if the bomb dropped, I would be sourcing some more banana trees and growing the fuck out of them dude because if it wasn’t for that fruit alone, I’d probably be dead 50 times over no joke Between that vitamin C holy shit bro everything else is just a bonus. Now the older I’ve gotten I have added magnesium though because I get cramps and shit and that really has 100% turn that stuff around there’s sometimes I get lazy on it and stuff and I’ll catch a fucking hamstring cramp bro and I’ll flop. I’ll get on the ground and scream at the leg that’s hurting me like it. You know it’s beating me because I owe it money. It’s just one of those fucking things man that you really shouldn’t fuck around with and just make a staple in your diet, fucking bananas, bro.

Yeah when us humans hit the late flowering stage we have an increased Cal Mag demand too.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

 

[Captspaulding]

Did somebody say Zinc?

Zinc Oxide and You (Kentucky Fried Movie)

I mean, hey, fuck it.
Might as well embrace our inevitable takeover by the compund.
They warned us,
They dumped boat loads of money into supposed r & d of zinc
One thing people don’t know is is that they just focused on the D. because we all love a government that focuses on the D.
I blame the Georgia guide zones man any rocks in the middle of Georgia that tell you that the planet should only have 500 million people on it and that we need to curtail that sooner than later in order to ensure humanities thriving into the future, its couldnt be clearer.

Can’t get over on me. It’s 100% of population control hit job or we’re all just idiots and don’t realize that zinc is the new bread of life.


Legit though that video is money, I will be showing that to tons of people
Personally, I’m into studying nuclear fission and fusion. I find the stuff just absolutely intriguing and when it really comes down to it when everything’s working the way it should. It’s like watching a ballet. It’s beautiful seeing science work such a way but When you have to give zinc tablets to your population, so they can slowly poison themselves just enough to ward off a possible nuclear meltdown well hey I think something might be wrong.
We can thank the zero void coefficient nuclear reactors that Russia built in the 70s and 80s for that cheapskate bastards,

What’s that you say Smirnoff the nuclear reactor is out of control and it’s gone from 30 MW output to 30,010 in 5 seconds?
Well, you know what they say about these supercheap reactors that we run here there’s absolutely no way possible to fuck up running one! Just think about those other stupid countries that call themselves superpowers that overbuilt safety measures and completely changed the reactor in order to ensure the safety of human life such fools meanwhile, we’re sitting on stacks of fucking rubles we did however install a Killswitch on these bullet proof reactors. unbeknownst to everybody in Chernobyl though that Killswitch was actually the nitrous button it sent 30,000 kW to well over 300,000 who glowing now? WHO?!!!’
(Those particular reactors were meant to operate at 13,000 max by the way)
So the roof on reactor four explodes into space exposing a nice shiny blue light that looks like a spotlight to heaven meanwhile, a few miles down the road in pripyat?
The local residence here, all the fire trucks and decide to walk out to the local bridge ( this is true. That bridge is historically known as the bridge of death) and take a look at and see what all the hubs about while literal flakes of nuclear fallout fall on their faces, so they can stare at a pretty blue light that they don’t know any better was in effect caused by radiation ionizing the oxygen around it It wasn’t very shortly after that UFOs showing up to every nuclear base on the fucking face of the planet to remotely shut down every superpowers nuclear arsenal. Highest volume of sighting since we dropped the bombs marlstrom base in montana had ten silos shut down in fast succession. Yeah that never happens. Let alone two failing. We are so fucking stupid still even when we know it’s gonna turn our genetics into literal mush to save a couple of bucks like they say field of dreams man if you build it, they will die.
Gotta say, man, I may sound cynical here, but humanities in my opinion, most glaring disaster if looked at with the right eyes, it’s kind of hilarious at the end of the day.
We did keep building them all over the globe you know and some of them hilariously below sea level I swear shit so fucking funny
(Its not)

No wonder the space aliens came down here and tried to test our meddle by swinging boatload of space cash in front of Randy marsh‘s face by some supposed gangster hip alien that needed to hide it here from the space police leave Randy fucking marsh man to steal the space cash and shoot the alien Only to have the space police show up and bar us off from the rest of the universe. It was a test you fools!
Not the best episode of South Park to watch when you’re tripping balls so hard rolling around on the carpet chewing on your hand it is a real buzz kill if you’re paying attention

All of that shit fascinates me, man

WE NEED MORE MUTHAFUCKIN ZINC!!!!
Because who likes to see saggy tits when your wife is washing dishes and give me my fucking toaster back

 

[Captspaulding]

Yeah when us humans hit the late flowering stage we have an increased Cal Mag demand too.

And you see these older individuals in these pictures there’s a reason that they chose to go ahead and rep the calmag so hard

 

[Leoman]

I threw that fucking shoe in the dryer that got wet when I stepped in the RO bucket and did laundry after. I guess it had some athlete's foot in it and now I've got jock itch like a mf.

Learn something new every day. That's what my cheap ass gets for not using the high heat setting.

 

[Greenadian]

@Captspaulding

I mean, hey, fuck it.
Might as well embrace our inevitable takeover by the compund.
They warned us,
They dumped boat loads of money into supposed r & d of zinc
One thing people don’t know is is that they just focused on the D. because we all love a government that focuses on the D.
I blame the Georgia guide zones man any rocks in the middle of Georgia that tell you that the planet should only have 500 million people on it and that we need to curtail that sooner than later in order to ensure humanities thriving into the future, its couldnt be clearer.

Can’t get over on me. It’s 100% of population control hit job or we’re all just idiots and don’t realize that zinc is the new bread of life.


Legit though that video is money, I will be showing that to tons of people
Personally, I’m into studying nuclear fission and fusion. I find the stuff just absolutely intriguing and when it really comes down to it when everything’s working the way it should. It’s like watching a ballet. It’s beautiful seeing science work such a way but When you have to give zinc tablets to your population, so they can slowly poison themselves just enough to ward off a possible nuclear meltdown well hey I think something might be wrong.
We can thank the zero void coefficient nuclear reactors that Russia built in the 70s and 80s for that cheapskate bastards,

What’s that you say Smirnoff the nuclear reactor is out of control and it’s gone from 30 MW output to 30,010 in 5 seconds?
Well, you know what they say about these supercheap reactors that we run here there’s absolutely no way possible to fuck up running one! Just think about those other stupid countries that call themselves superpowers that overbuilt safety measures and completely changed the reactor in order to ensure the safety of human life such fools meanwhile, we’re sitting on stacks of fucking rubles we did however install a Killswitch on these bullet proof reactors. unbeknownst to everybody in Chernobyl though that Killswitch was actually the nitrous button it sent 30,000 kW to well over 300,000 who glowing now? WHO?!!!’
(Those particular reactors were meant to operate at 13,000 max by the way)
So the roof on reactor four explodes into space exposing a nice shiny blue light that looks like a spotlight to heaven meanwhile, a few miles down the road in pripyat?
The local residence here, all the fire trucks and decide to walk out to the local bridge ( this is true. That bridge is historically known as the bridge of death) and take a look at and see what all the hubs about while literal flakes of nuclear fallout fall on their faces, so they can stare at a pretty blue light that they don’t know any better was in effect caused by radiation ionizing the oxygen around it It wasn’t very shortly after that UFOs showing up to every nuclear base on the fucking face of the planet to remotely shut down every superpowers nuclear arsenal. Highest volume of sighting since we dropped the bombs marlstrom base in montana had ten silos shut down in fast succession. Yeah that never happens. Let alone two failing. We are so fucking stupid still even when we know it’s gonna turn our genetics into literal mush to save a couple of bucks like they say field of dreams man if you build it, they will die.
Gotta say, man, I may sound cynical here, but humanities in my opinion, most glaring disaster if looked at with the right eyes, it’s kind of hilarious at the end of the day.
We did keep building them all over the globe you know and some of them hilariously below sea level I swear shit so fucking funny
(Its not)

No wonder the space aliens came down here and tried to test our meddle by swinging boatload of space cash in front of Randy marsh‘s face by some supposed gangster hip alien that needed to hide it here from the space police leave Randy fucking marsh man to steal the space cash and shoot the alien Only to have the space police show up and bar us off from the rest of the universe. It was a test you fools!
Not the best episode of South Park to watch when you’re tripping balls so hard rolling around on the carpet chewing on your hand it is a real buzz kill if you’re paying attention

All of that shit fascinates me, man

WE NEED MORE MUTHAFUCKIN ZINC!!!!
Because who likes to see saggy tits when your wife is washing dishes and give me my fucking toaster back

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DEdaUeg7IzOc&ved=2ahUKEwiMraWU97eMAxUbg4kEHVL3Ks4QwqsBegQIDRAF&usg=AOvVaw0ztcbJsVxEqNeXJGD-KJVu

 

[Greenadian]

I threw that fucking shoe in the dryer that got wet when I stepped in the RO bucket and did laundry after. I guess it had some athlete's foot in it and now I've got jock itch like a mf.

Learn something new every day. That's what my cheap ass gets for not using the high heat setting.

You have the c#&k of an athlete......well done sir!!! Well Done

 

[Captspaulding]

Been trimming for 2 days taking breaks between branches. Got 19 quarts but no gallons of larf and popcorn buds like last grow. Still need to work the tub of trim from plant 2.

Burnt the fuck out.

So you know that little burn that starts slow in the beginning of the stony lonesome it hovers right around your scapula on your back yeah that doesn’t go away

Our deep freeze in the kitchen man I used to have like four or five bags of Larf and That got fucking old man and my wife got sick of it because there was nowhere to store food anymore at a certain point and I took it upon myself to Hand spin all of those bags and bubble hash bags it tooka week gronding it out.


Worst decision in my life when you’re on your 20th batch of stirring trim and refilling ice and straining and draining yeah that last bag with the real good God pods takes like 10 hours to drain fuck that shit so I wait until I have about two bags worth and then I’ll start getting into it But even then it takes for fucking ever
No joke that’s probably the biggest and most stretched out conscious procrastination that I forced myself into…. I bitch about it on the regular


Really dude I have found that taking advantage of the trim bins, economic design that allows you to rest your hands in the tray with those cut outs,

They won’t stop the inevitable pains that come with having to do that every couple of months, but it will stay it off for a while, especially if you get yourself in your bed or whatever and throw your legs up and make sure that you’re not like hundred over because after a while, your body just starts to fucking contract into whatever tray you’re working over and everything just starts to fucking hurt. I start to bleed pretty sure it gives you dysentery too. I could be wrong on that though.