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[Ninjadogma]

So, my mom has said for years now, as soon as I can give her a pot plant that won't get big, flowers before the helicopters go out, and doesn't look like weed, and can grow next to her marigolds in the same bed, that she'll give growing her own a shot. She'd actually love to.

She has always said this sarcastically, assuming there is/will be no such thing.

Well... I have a gift for mom.




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Flowers early... Check
Stays small... Check
Doesn't look like weed... Check
Can grow in her marigold bed.... Check

Hell, they're even stable heirloom reg seeds. She'll have em forever if she wants to.


I got her a box of heirloom vege seeds, dozens of varieties... im sneak this into it, then wait for her to ask about them.

They shoulda called the strain Louis Wain. He's that dude who was a painter who suffered from schizophrenia and psychiatrists have studied paintings of his cat as his condition worsened later in life. That straight out looks like a schizoid cannabis plant.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Sweet! I’m sure he is much more exciting than Herman. He pops out twice a week to eat crickets and then buries himself up to his eyeballs for the rest of the time lol he’s basically part of the scenery in the terrarium. But I honestly kinda think hes my spirit animal lmao

The kids pet really, I have a rescue turtle that I almost stepped on in march of 2020. Besides the three Maine coons, we’ve got a hamster too. Full house over here.

 

[Florida_Mike]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

So, my mom has said for years now, as soon as I can give her a pot plant that won't get big, flowers before the helicopters go out, and doesn't look like weed, and can grow next to her marigolds in the same bed, that she'll give growing her own a shot. She'd actually love to.

She has always said this sarcastically, assuming there is/will be no such thing.

Well... I have a gift for mom.




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Flowers early... Check
Stays small... Check
Doesn't look like weed... Check
Can grow in her marigold bed.... Check

Hell, they're even stable heirloom reg seeds. She'll have em forever if she wants to.


I got her a box of heirloom vege seeds, dozens of varieties... im sneak this into it, then wait for her to ask about them.

It’s going to blend in with the marigolds, the leaves look almost the same.

 

[cannafarmer420]

It’s going to blend in with the marigolds, the leaves look almost the same.

I just have 8 foot plants in my vegetable garden, but I remember the gorilla grows!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Are any of the kahuna noticeably massive at the trunk, I’ve got two going right now and one is been taken care of and nurtured in the 1x3 and she’s healthy with tons of new growth, then there’s the one that I threw in the 2x2 with five other plants in half full one gallon pots. I pulled three of the plants out last night and cleaned them up, got them ready for transplant and the trunk is massive on the kahuna in the 2x2. I don’t have pictures of her right now but will post them later tonight. Just curious if you were seeing that expression in the ones you ran. I’m going to tag @Captspaulding , have you seen this trait in any of your kahunas? Anyone else running them?

@Mikedin @Captspaulding and anyone else who is running Kahuna right now, have any of you seen anything like this with this strain?

first picture is in a half full one gallon pot, the second is in a 3 gallon pot. Number one is a beast compared to number three. I noticed this last night when I pulled a few plants out of the 2x2 . I’m hoping an up potting will awaken this sleeping giant. This thing was crammed into a small tent with five cel mates and basically neglected almost to death until last night. I typically don’t see tree trunks like this with organic soil unless I use larger pots and extend veg time.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Twenty minutes prep time should be nice and tender three hours later.

 

[Florida_Mike]

@Mikedin @Captspaulding and anyone else who is running Kahuna right now, have any of you seen anything like this with this strain? View attachment 2406910 first picture is in a half full one gallon pot, the second is in a 3 gallon pot. Number one is a beast compared to number three. I noticed this last night when I pulled a few plants out of the 2x2 . I’m hoping an up potting will awaken this sleeping giant. This thing was crammed into a small tent with five cel mates and basically neglected almost to death until last night. I typically don’t see tree trunks like this with organic soil unless I use larger pots and extend veg time.View attachment 2406911

That's a 4" rockwool block this monster literally consumed
and assimilated. No idea where all the rockwool went, it's
like the plant & cube became one

 

[cannafarmer420]

That's a 4" rockwool block this monster literally consumed
and assimilated. No idea where all the rockwool went, it's
like the plant & cube became one

Is that a tree trunk?

 

[cannafarmer420]

@Mikedin @Captspaulding and anyone else who is running Kahuna right now, have any of you seen anything like this with this strain? View attachment 2406910 first picture is in a half full one gallon pot, the second is in a 3 gallon pot. Number one is a beast compared to number three. I noticed this last night when I pulled a few plants out of the 2x2 . I’m hoping an up potting will awaken this sleeping giant. This thing was crammed into a small tent with five cel mates and basically neglected almost to death until last night. I typically don’t see tree trunks like this with organic soil unless I use larger pots and extend veg time.View attachment 2406911

That's gnarly man, was that outdoor or indoor?

 

[cannafarmer420]

Twenty minutes prep time should be nice and tender three hours later.
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That looks

 

[Florida_Mike]

That's gnarly man, was that outdoor or indoor?

Indoors. It's what was left of Betty Lou

 

[Florida_Mike]

Indoors. It's what was left of Betty Lou

Oops, after reading back it looks like the
question was meant for OP... sorry bout
that @MartyMcFly42oh, didn't mean to
piss in your Wheaties or steal your
sunshine, or nothin sinister. That being
said, you got my answer anyhow; this is
the TrainWreck after all

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I just have 8 foot plants in my vegetable garden, but I remember the gorilla grows!

my mom grew up in the bible belt in the 1960/70s.

There's going to have to be a pot shop selling plants on her street corner before she feels comfortable growing any.



To be honest, if she decides to stand by her sarcastic statements about growing a summer flowering variety of cannabis if it doesnt look like cannabis, ill be kinda surprised.


If there's any plant she'd be willing to grow though, its these freakshow reg autos. Once she find out theyre heirloom i think that'll have a good chance to seal the deal. She can harvest her seeds and grow them again next year. Thats her single biggest concern with her garden, is that she doesnt have to buy the damn thing again next year. Every season theres fewer and fewer heirloom varieties available in retail.

The heirloom vegetable seed set i bought her is vacuum sealed individually packed, and freezer storable. 26 stable, privately harvested heirloom varieties of fruits and vegetables...

And one autoflowering variety of heirloom cannabis that looks like a fern fucked a tomato plant

 

[Greenadian]

Hey Yo @FloridaMike can we get seed pack photo for @Thatoneguyyouknow_
"a fern fucked a tomato plant" c'mon bro!!!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Hey Yo @FloridaMike can we get seed pack photo for @Thatoneguyyouknow_
"a fern fucked a tomato plant" c'mon bro!!!

While you're at it @FloridaMike


Wanna give "peaceblaster" and "Banjo Blaster" a whack?





Id ask about "backdoor blaster" too, but im not sure i want to see what an AI thinks of that one.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

That's gnarly man, was that outdoor or indoor?

Both are indoors.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Oops, after reading back it looks like the
question was meant for OP... sorry bout
that @MartyMcFly42oh, didn't mean to
piss in your Wheaties or steal your
sunshine, or nothin sinister. That being
said, you got my answer anyhow; this is
the TrainWreck after all

I think he was asking you but clicked on mine

 

[BB22]

I was able to hold water and I forced myself to eat. I’ll have soup later and hopefully some Gatorade. I have already had blood work done before. They didn’t find anything. My brother was misdiagnosed for two years. This feels like food poisoning. I’ve gone through five rolls of tp in two days.

Have not tried it yet but it does make sense . Activated charcoal . In some water. Gulp it down and let it do its magic

https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/charcoal-activated-oral-route/description/drg-20070087

 

[Gmix]

In the uk there a big game we get forced to play it’s called let’s pretend

I decided I am a cannabis expert why can’t I
Next week I decided I empathise as fruit maybe I’ll be a lemon or something