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THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

Oh shit ...... Bigger than I imagined. I have one more idea. Cut 24" off all the way around, reveg immediately! Give'r a month, take new clones (send them out to everybody) then plunk her back into flower!? Just spit balling 🍻 😎 you missed that part at...
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#62,581
Greenadian said:
Oh shit ...... Bigger than I imagined. I have one more idea. Cut 24" off all the way around, reveg immediately! Give'r a month, take new clones (send them out to everybody) then plunk her back into flower!? Just spit balling 🍻 😎
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you missed that part at the bottom. Shes half columbian, and she might reveg ok but i doubt it.

The pure columbians and most single gen descendant wont fully reveg, they just get all fucked up and never fully revert.

i cut the tops off the clones for a second chance, gave em a foliar feed to perk em back up.
 
#62,582
Captspaulding said:
its moments like these when we just gotta stop and take in a legit from “perceive to achieve” situation, sure its absolutely ridiculous.
Bur in the greatest way.
No one on earth woukd get it
But that the beauty.
Thcfarmer and its people on that sick zorb collab that once discovered ina dusty attic in 40 years, will bring all the duckets.
Dont worry @Putthataway youre getting a name tag crudely slapped on youre hoodie
Artist credits go to the human cyborg @FloridaMike for bringing this gem to fruition.
The look of intent will have art freaks pondering what kind of herb that is for decades to come.
😂👊🏻🤡
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Instant fucking classic 💚
 
#62,583
Thatoneguyyouknow_ said:
My friend. Easier said then done.


This is a super cropped 5ft tall behemoth growing through an elastic net from a root bound 1.75g pot on a constant 600ppm 1.3ec feeding solution every watering. The net hasn't been doing anything in about a month though, it was just holding down the super cropped limbs a while back. I could just cut it away they're cheap.


Moms place is a nearly 2 hr drive lol

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And she might reveg, but the pure Colombians won't do that once they're flowering. They're growth just gets all fucked up and wonky and never fully revert back to veg
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Always on the beast mode. 😂😂😂😂
 
#62,585
Captspaulding said:
Always on the beast mode. 😂😂😂😂
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nah im just a lazy grower that makes and pops too many seeds, and takes too many clones. So my flowering plants are almost always bigger then they need to be by the time im flowering them.


Im def not trying to show off, im just a super lazy, hands off as possible kind of grower. I get better results personally that way anyway lmao.
 
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Y'all wanna see some real, true-blue lazy grower shit?


Check out my veg setup

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Just call me "captain adequate".... The master of the intersection of "that'll do" and "good enough".
 
#62,587
Thatoneguyyouknow_ said:
Y'all wanna see some real, true-blue lazy grower shit?


Check out my veg setup

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Just call me "captain adequate".... The master of the intersection of "that'll do" and "good enough".
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“Some pig”


Bro, cannbis #1 issue is human intervention.
Do your shit and bounce.


Sometimes good enough is good enough.
You modest mofo.
Banjo?



Eh, its aaaaaaight.
Sub par to say the least.
Says thatoneguy 🤣
 
#62,589
Thatoneguyyouknow_ said:
Y'all wanna see some real, true-blue lazy grower shit?


Check out my veg setup

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Just call me "captain adequate".... The master of the intersection of "that'll do" and "good enough".
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Better then most shop grown setups ive seen in my jaunts.
And they have all the gear.
Just dumbasses who dont know how to use it.
 
#62,590
Captspaulding said:
“Some pig”


Bro, cannbis #1 issue is human intervention.
Do your shit and bounce.


Sometimes good enough is good enough.
You modest mofo.
Banjo?



Eh, its aaaaaaight.
Sub par to say the least.
Says thatoneguy 🤣
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facts


The biggest potential enemy your plants have, even more so then any mite or fungus, is also their greatest ally. It is you as the grower.


Although banjo is def top 3 flowers ive ever smoked, not just grown. I cannot deny her the credit she deserves. She's already a legend in my mind.
 
#62,591
Thatoneguyyouknow_ said:
facts


The biggest potential enemy your plants have, even more so then any mite or fungus, is also their greatest ally. It is you as the grower.
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Go fly a fucking kite,
Jigsaw puzzle,
Heavy petting zoo,
Whatever you have to do man.


Get the fuck out of dodge gatdamnit. 👊🏻🤡
 
#62,592
Thatoneguyyouknow_ said:
facts


The biggest potential enemy your plants have, even more so then any mite or fungus, is also their greatest ally. It is you as the grower.


Although banjo is def top 3 flowers ive ever smoked, not just grown. I cannot deny her the credit she deserves. She's already a legend in my mind.
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Way more plants are killed by love than by neglect 💚 wise words
 
#62,596
Grownsince95 said:
@FloridaMike I need to know what AI you're running for the photos that shit is off the hook my man...
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The dude is half chat gpt half grower,
Hes always fast af with it too.
Pretty sure he has a keyboard in his forearm
🤣
He took my idiotic quote and just fucking nailed it. I mean, if I didn’t have the money for it dude I would’ve went and panhandled for it. I had to make that it’s some of that legit chefs kiss shit.
 
#62,598
Greenadian said:
Rent a fucking tour chopper bro!!! Have them all dangling in the air.....shit it'll make the trip to the new house 20 minutes 🧑🏼‍✈️
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Man, I had to move an outdoor grow once
Back when dinosaurs from the Earth south of the Poconos just imagine for a second three hippies in the middle of the night running through the woods with a bunch of 5 gallon buckets and 7 foot plants and sprouting out of them with those husky bags you were talking about tied around them looking like some fucking balloons or some shit Didn’t have the wherewithal to have that crafty idea that you were talking about and then we went ahead and my buddy he had a truck. We laid them all down in the back of the pick up and there’s me and my other Homie laid on top of the plants laid on their side to keep them from sliding around in the back of the truck when the brake would be applied All the way through town at like midnight to the new spot rinse and repeat three fucking times absolute pandemonium, dude and probably one of the most stressful things I’ve ever had to do in my life but success. The midnight run went off without a hitch and only a few broken branches.
 
#62,600
Thatoneguyyouknow_ said:
This is how I feel like I come across about it when I get those DM's from new growers that start with

"I just need to know why my plant has this (insert misdiagnosed problem here) and what's causing it"


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You too?
Bro, its a thing.
Many ermy type sitreps
 
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