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[Florida_Mike]

I was one of the fortunate ones who got the paddle. With the sadistic a** holes drilled to reduce drag. A good face kick would have been a nice change of pace once in a while

There was always a "Moms Helping Hand" hanging right next to the phone in our house.

We had a music teacher in school named "Bush". He would have kids in shop class make him miniature canoe paddle, paddles, all drilled out and souped up that he named "Bush Wackers" (I,II,III,IV etc) I only got the treatment 1 time in like 4th grade; that was enough for me.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Ended up with 8 Mango nectar x PB2 fem seeds total.

3 look viable ... Maybe.

The fugliest beans I've ever seen. They look like they're quietly screaming "Kill me now!!!"

One of you guys expecting a package from me are gonna get these. Don't think I'ma bother personally

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

There was always a "Moms Helping Hand" hanging right next phone in our house.

We had a music teacher in school named "Bush". He would have kids in shop class make him miniature canoe paddle, paddles, all drilled out and souped up that he named "Bush Wackers" (I,II,III,IV etc) I only got the treatment 1 time in like 4th grade; that was enough for me.

Dude… you’re a bad a** Mom when your paddle has a name. That’s some Rambo s***.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

There was always a "Moms Helping Hand" hanging right next phone in our house.

We had a music teacher in school named "Bush". He would have kids in shop class make him miniature canoe paddle, paddles, all drilled out and souped up that he named "Bush Wackers" (I,II,III,IV etc) I only got the treatment 1 time in like 4th grade; that was enough for me.

My 1st grade teacher kept a drilled out paddle mounted on her classroom wall on a literal gun rack mount. The plaque underneath had engraved on it "The Board of Education"

 

[BB22]

My 1st grade teacher kept a drilled out paddle mounted on her classroom wall on a literal gun rack mount. The plaque underneath had engraved on it "The Board of Education"

Had a real Bossy, Ms Ma’am teacher. Early 80’s. She would whack us kids with the Big Ass, Red Wiffle Ball Bat! She was a straight up bully

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

ya know, AI is actually bringing a little bit of fun back into the internet that ive been missing for a while.


Apparently it would have been legal for my first grade teacher to use her board of education on my ass too where i lived specifically. never knew that.

Was a little afraid to image search it, but it worked out.

 

[Putthataway]

My 1st grade teacher kept a drilled out paddle mounted on her classroom wall on a literal gun rack mount. The plaque underneath had engraved on it "The Board of Education"

Did they have the ones with holes with maximum velocity and sound effects?

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Had a real Bossy, Ms Ma’am teacher. Early 80’s. She would whack us kids with the Big Ass, Red Wiffle Ball Bat! She was a straight up bully

I've had a couple. They were all older women nearing retirement.

If she was an older woman she was probably just getting tired of all you snot- nosed noisy brats

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Did they have the ones with holes with maximum velocity and sound effects?

Yessir they did. That's exactly what I meant by drilled out. Shit was full of holes.

At some point through the school year me and some friends had decided that every time a kid's ghost got stuck in the paddle it made a new hole.

It made perfect sense to a 6 year old

 

[Putthataway]

ya know, AI is actually bringing a little bit of fun back into the internet that ive been missing for a while.


Apparently it would have been legal for my first grade teacher to use her board of education on my ass too where i lived specifically. never knew that.
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Was a little afraid to image search it, but it worked out.
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That girl is a dirty slut for a while down. You didn’t know?

 

[Florida_Mike]

My 1st grade teacher kept a drilled out paddle mounted on her classroom wall on a literal gun rack mount. The plaque underneath had engraved on it "The Board of Education"

Middle school math teacher used drilled out ping pong paddles... That is until he was paddling this retarded kid named Louie Moore (looked kinda like the Deliverance banjo boy without the squinty eyes), and the more he hit him the more Louie laughed. This infuriated Mr Coons & he lost it & went fucking bat-shit ballistic. He was swinging so wildly he was hitting louie in his back and legs and arm and hand that he was trying to block with... Right up until Louie grabbed the big ass stapler off Coons' desk, opened it up and smacked Coons' like 8 times in the knuckles of the hand latched onto Louie's arm. Coons let go and put his hands up defensively. Now it was Louies turn and he was now in a rage. He smacked staples into that fat son of bitch until he ran him out of the room. Coons had to go to the shop class and use pliers to pull the staples out of his knucles. All told, he ended up with like 30 staples in various places.

Louie ended up with a solid green and purple bruise all the way around his arm where Coons had held him, defensive bruises all over his other arm and was black and blue all up and down his back side.

Outcome you ask?

Louie got a 1 week suspension, which he used to go fishing and playing and smoking cigs

Coons eventually got fired bc of all the bruising. I don't think he ever paddled any little kids after that

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Middle school math teacher used drilled out ping pong paddles... That is until he was paddling this retarded kid named Louie Moore (looked kinda like the Deliverance banjo boy without the squinty eyes), and the more he hit him the more Louie laughed. This infuriated Mr Coons & he lost it & went fucking bat-shit ballistic. He was swinging so wildly he was hitting louie in his back and legs and arm and hand that he was trying to block with... Right up until Louie grabbed the big ass stapler off Coons' desk, opened it up and smacked Coons' like 8 times in the knuckles of the hand latched onto Louie's arm. Coons let go and put his hands up defensively. Now it was Louies turn and he was now in a rage. He smacked staples into that fat son of bitch until he ran him out of the room. Coons had to go to the shop class and use pliers to pull the staples out of his knucles. All told, he ended up with like 30 staples in various places.

Louie ended up with a solid green and purple bruise all the way around his arm where Coons had held him, defensive bruises all over his other arm and was black and blue all up and down his back side.

Outcome you ask?

Louie got a 1 week suspension, which he used to go fishing and playing and smoking cigs

Coons eventually got fired bc of all the bruising. I don't think he ever paddled any little kids after that

i was at an alternative school for a bit in high school.

There was a teacher i never had, but apparently he somehow tracked a special ed kid in a corner of the room behind a fully swung open door. The kid was a mute too. Teacher put a bunch of those door holding wedges under it.

i dont know the full story, but apparently somehow this teacher (Called Mr Perry. idk his first name or id totally DOX his ass) forgot he did that. And when he took the class to lunch a school custodian found the kid crying basck there trapped (idr his name, never met him directly).


Dude, we all saw police come into the cafeteria of an alternative school and take away a teacher in handcuffs... for a bunch of pot smoking smarty snorting 16yo's.... it became straight up legend.

This was like 2008/9 or something too. The zero tolerance days. Idk anything about what happened but id say mr perry was pretty fucked after that. Literally. if he ended up doing time for abusing kids, especially special needs kids... There were kids telling cops he smacks them in the face and did the door lock thing all the time. threatened them over reporting and shit. Even if half was made up dude still pretty fucked. Even in a county jail your liable to get FUCKED up if it gets around you're in for abusing kids.

 

[HerbalEdu]

Good morning daddy it seem like i get enough seeds popping out of soil to fill the tent when waking up this morning.

I love them at this stage so cute.

 

[Florida_Mike]

i was at an alternative school for a bit in high school.

There was a teacher i never had, but apparently he somehow tracked a special ed kid in a corner of the room behind a fully swung open door. The kid was a mute too. Teacher put a bunch of those door holding wedges under it.

i dont know the full story, but apparently somehow this teacher (Called Mr Perry. idk his first name or id totally DOX his ass) forgot he did that. And when he took the class to lunch a school custodian found the kid crying basck there trapped (idr his name, never met him directly).


Dude, we all saw police come into the cafeteria of an alternative school and take away a teacher in handcuffs... for a bunch of pot smoking smarty snorting 16yo's.... it became straight up legend.

This was like 2008/9 or something too. The zero tolerance days. Idk anything about what happened but id say mr perry was pretty fucked after that. Literally. if he ended up doing time for abusing kids, especially special needs kids... There were kids telling cops he smacks them in the face and did the door lock thing all the time. threatened them over reporting and shit. Even if half was made up dude still pretty fucked. Even in a county jail your liable to get FUCKED up if it gets around you're in for abusing kids.

Coons would def be arrested today for leaving marks like that, he was almost arrested way back then.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Anybody else into Mandelbrot Sets and Fractals?

Shit mesmerizes me and puts me into trances

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

DAY 4-5 !



A baby was born.
Still waiting for 2 babies to pop out!
It's my 1st autoflower baby!

 

[Florida_Mike]

Fo shiz

 

[figolus]

Noted and i cant wait to try this i never have and probably never will make it to france but last year sent my 15 year old daughter there well france and spain and she loved every second of it no imma make her some frys and b like do they taste familiar

your daughter was like me at 15, when I first went to the USA for a baseball camp

These fries are only made in the north of France.....

 

[amneziaHaze]

A year of growing with my 300w lamp and fan costs me around 1200$ a year

I never weighed anything. My Electric bill is fairly high come summer and always has been. It’s never matched my first month in July taking it down with no drapes

W

 

[Markjobs2020]

Hi guys anyone know how soon I could see roots in clones using root riot there six days in and out of humidity dome doing great