Oooooo. Not jealous.
That almsot sounds like the hand version of a shin on a trailer hitch lmao.
On your back in Total agony for like 5 minutes when it happens, and when ya finally decide to look at your shin... And It's just a tiny scrape, no bruise and not even bleeding

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I fell off a ladder doing a demo job once, and a 6 inch rusty nail when through my compositie shanks, into my foot, out the other side, and out the top of my boot. My worst shin smack on a trailer hitch hurt
WAAAAAAAAAAY worse then that did. it didnt still hurt a month later like the nail did, but still.
i feel similar about forgetting i have a paper cut and doing the dishes. Or hitting a hang nail with pressurized water... It hurts so much more then other far more intense wounds.