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[closettrapper217]

ill pour it into a paper envelope making sure i do it indoors in AC when humidity is 50% or lower ideally.

Ill put that paper envelope in a double zipper ziplock and flatten all the air out of it, then put it in the freezer labeled.


itll keep 3-5 years that way. If youre not sure about your humidity levels when sealing it, store it in the fridge dry, and itll still keep about a year or so.



if you got plants flowering indoors right now, mist yourself down with a bit of water before you get back into the grow tents, or at least change your clothes lol. And fwiw most decent hvac filters will catch 90% of the pollen let into the air or more if the filter is already a bit dusty or humidity is above 50%

i tend to work with pollen next to a hepa filter, but sometimes i dont bother, ill just lightly mist myself with some water after. Only ever seen a few unexpected seeds doing this.

Yeah I’ve been changing shirts like ten times a day. Misting myself with the spray water bottle when I go downstairs to the grow. The NSA is probably like wtf wrong with this dude lol

Handling males for the first time is a scary thing. Or maybe just for me. But it’s all a learning experience. Pretty soon I’ll be brushing on pollen like a young Picasso.

Thanks for the help man

 

[donkanaille94]

Might even be a family heirloom, handed down from generations!! Nona's secret ingredient to the pasta sauce

When the moon hits your eye like a big Pizza pie

It's amoooreee

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

Yeah I’ve been changing shirts like ten times a day. Misting myself with the spray water bottle when I go downstairs to the grow. The NSA is probably like wtf wrong with this dude lol

Handling males for the first time is a scary thing. Or maybe just for me. But it’s all a learning experience. Pretty soon I’ll be brushing on pollen like a young Picasso.

Thanks for the help man

Same, soon... Found today:

Two of three males found today were supposed to be feminized seeds.
But, they are beautiful and vigorous (and supposed to be a skunk variant) so I'm happy to have a handsome stud or two around for seed making.

 

[NairnM16]

Got this code with the seeds I ordered
If anyone here need Kratom for pain relief or tht here’s a free €14.99 promo thing
I’ll never use it so it’s there for anyone who could actually use it

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Same, soon... Found today:

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Two of three males found today were supposed to be feminized seeds.
But, they are beautiful and vigorous (and supposed to be a skunk variant) so I'm happy to have a handsome stud or two around for seed making.

Silver lining

 

[donkanaille94]

undercover plants, dont snicht on them

 

[closettrapper217]

I forgot who I was talking to on here that showed me all of their beautiful Pineapple Express pictures from over the years. But here is my example. This things are the first two fem clones from one Pineapple Express seed I held onto for at least five years.

I’m happy they even got to this point lol the dates are the day I put them into the 12-12 flower tent older one says 3/22 older one says 4/4

 

[closettrapper217]

Pretty quick out the gate too for only being about five weeks 12/12

Definitely surpassed a few of the older plants in the flower box

 

[figolus]

My neighbor does 100’s of flowers tons of zinnias I was just checking out theirs yesterday actually haha figured I’d get some goin

Guess it’s defol day since it’s raining

the most important thing .....is that the beer is cold, the rest is optional

 

[Mikedin]

the most important thing .....is that the beer is cold, the rest is optional

The beers are cold for sure!

Just doin some more planning lol

Ready for the wife to kill me

 

[figolus]

The beers are cold for sure!

Just doin some more planning lol

Ready for the wife to kill me

you have a beer in your hand you can die a happy man

 

[figolus]

alcoholic dog

Mango beer

 

[Mikedin]

you have a beer in your hand you can die a happy man

Gimme 10 minutes I’ll walk up stairs and tell the wife I just spent $100 on flower seeds and wanna go to Home Depot and spend $200 on wood to make a new planter around the deck I still have to build after I finish painting the whole house I just started while holding this particular beverage after she knows I ate an edible and just came in from smoking (I did cut the lawn just still too humid to paint or do anything worthwhile on the house atm lol)

I’ll report back when I get up from the coma

 

[Mikedin]

I guess the old sayin is true idle hands haha… I hate being bored lol

 

[figolus]

Gimme 10 minutes I’ll walk up stairs and tell the wife I just spent $100 on flower seeds and wanna go to Home Depot and spend $200 on wood to make a new planter around the deck I still have to build after I finish painting the whole house I just started while holding this particular beverage after she knows I ate an edible and just came in from smoking (I did cut the lawn just still too humid to paint or do anything worthwhile on the house atm lol)

I’ll report back when I get up from the coma

still alive? if so be careful when you go down the stairs...don't turn your back on your wife and look her in the eyes...well if you still manage it

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

 

[Ninjadogma]

This old stoner brain was too slow to whip out my camera, but you know your not in California anymore when your sitting on someone's back porch hitting the vape pen while half a dozen wild turkeys are aimlessly waddling across the yard.

Edit: Got one when they circled back to the neighbor's.

 

[Bobcat.Branch]

I guess the old sayin is true idle hands haha… I hate being bored lol

Same, but there are times like today where I'm glad I have a day to decompress, rest, and chill. Been at it all week, and today I'm lazy on purpose! But, now that I suddenly have room in my flower chamber... I'm scheming on which beans to pop, and if that's even a good idea considering I have clones to up-pot soon.

I have 5 of these and might pop 2 just for shitz and gigglez. It's the only way I would grow any more autos... FREEBIES!

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[JIMKSI64]

Today on the way to pick up daughter in law from work the oddest thing. There is a guy on a lawn mower, hard to see cause it's 1/4 mile away but obviously a cub cadet and not a new one or a big one.
He seems to be cutting a path through a soon to be bean field. He is at least a 1/ 4 mile from the nearest edge just rambling along.

A 120 inch bushog would take an hour for this job. By the time the North side is cut the south side will be 6 inches high.8-)

 

[donkanaille94]

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undercover plants, dont snicht on them View attachment 2422679

When police knows i got fucking tomatoes in between my weed the music stops. pls dont call the cops, ill pay. Oh and the chillies, im fucked. Take me in.