THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I’m in no way a fan of the city but the sunset in the Bronx is effin’ amazing

 

[JIMKSI64]

I’m in no way a fan of the city but the sunset in the Bronx is effin’ amazing

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Looks like a Borg cube landed........

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

It's official... I'M A GRANDPA!!! She's 19.5 inches, exactly 7 lbs.

Virtual cigars for everyone on the farm. Roll one of your best and light up a toast. (Like any ya stoners need an excuse!)

That mango haymeadow roach was not worthy of such occasion.

.so I've decided to infuse a 2 gram maui86 Doobie some some Columbian banjo and mango haymeadow pressed rosin both. And me and momma are gonna light it up in honor of gramps over here!


This is gonna be one raunchy doob.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Congratulations @Ninjadogma

and to celebrate this @Ninjadogma is offering 10 cannabis seeds to all farmers

Of "sketchy" origin

 

[JIMKSI64]

That mango haymeadow roach was not worthy of such occasion.

.so I've decided to infuse a 2 gram maui86 Doobie some some Columbian banjo and mango haymeadow pressed rosin both. And me and momma are gonna light it up in honor of gramps over here!


This is gonna be one raunchy doob.

I try this with RSO and it never goes well.

 

[Grownsince95]

Wanna know how much I love the Farm?

Someone compared my grow to a port-a-potty today.

No truer words have ever been spoken!

Thank you all for the amazing guidance and I laughed so hard I think I peed a little bit!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I try this with RSO and it never goes well.

i melt some dabs (bho, or rosin) into an old empty glass dab container. Then i just a shove a bunch of ground flower into it and swoosh it around with a dab tool.


When it cools off i just put dry fresh ground weed all over it then grind the infused flower into the dry stuff with an unfolded bobby pin or pointy dab tool. It doesnt have to be perfect because as soon as you get heat pulling through the doobie, all the oils melt evenly into the flower, and itll never run, and burn for a very long time too. it wicks up the oils like a candle wick as it goes.


BHO shatter from fresh dried flower, or straight thc-a crystal works the best, i can break it up to a damn near powder right off the razor blade/out the container and just roll it right into a doobie. This was rosin though, bit gooey, so had to melt it and infuse the flower in a lazy half assed way.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Woops, guess we all know what happened here, lol. Honestly I never pop seeds so I had no idea how sucky that light really was... But it certainly explains why the Durbans were always being cunts about taking root. Anyways, got two lights to do the job right and I had to play with distance a little, but things should be much better for those Alien OG babies that just came up. I'm being generous if I said the reading on the old one was even 50 where I had it set. Oof.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Wanna know how much I love the Farm?

Someone compared my grow to a port-a-potty today.

No truer words have ever been spoken!

Thank you all for the amazing guidance and I laughed so hard I think I peed a little bit!

i bet their strawberries ripen as small as your little fruit buds are and their ego feels threatened by it.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Woops, guess we all know what happened here, lol. Honestly I never pop seeds so I had no idea how sucky that light really was... But it certainly explains why the Durbans were always being cunts about taking root. Anyways, got two lights to do the job right and I had to play with distance a little, but things should be much better for those Alien OG babies that just came up. I'm being generous if I said the reading on the old one was even 50 where I had it set. Oof.

if you get the light source into the center of those 4 corners on the screen youll get a more accurate reading. it cvan be a bitch to see but thats why those 4 little corners are there


even from the edge of a tent, you want to angle the lens directly at the light fixture to get the most accurate reading possible with those phone apps. keep taking screen shots til you get one with the source as close to center screen as possible.

 

[Grownsince95]

i bet their strawberries ripen as small as your little fruit buds are and their ego feels threatened by it.

Hey man my strawberries are doing ok!

Too bad there's not more strawberry farmers here!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Hey man my strawberries are doing ok!

To bad there's not more strawberry farmers here!

Thats what I'm saying. Theirs are probably ripening at the size of your greenies and it irks them so they go on the attack lmao


The first berries of the season are always lumpy and weird anyway.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Anyone else ever notice that if a rock song starts with a bell toll, it's always a really sick song?

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath

For whom the bell tolls- Metallica

Hells Bells - AC DC

The great rain beetle - rishloo

Rocket smoke - Klone


I know there's at least a couple more slipping my mind too, but seems like that's just a thing ya do when ya know ya hit the nail right on the head.




Also, tell me this ain't the best rock vocals you've heard since Freddy. Yea, I said it. Fight me.

 

[Grownsince95]

Thats what I'm saying. Theirs are probably ripening at the size of your greenies and it irks them so they go on the attack lmao

No, the port-a-potty remark was from someone who I think at least respects my effort and Is a real stand up dude who I also have mucho respect for. I was just trying to put that situation in a funny perspective!

I'm not naming any names but if that was a dig disguised as a joke I'd be very surprised.

I may have been born on a Tuesday, but not last Tuesday.

I remember hitting "post reply" on a meme I made about another trainwrecker because I thought it was hilarious and praying they took it the "right" way because we're essentially strangers. Thank goodness the Farm is full of awesome people

 

[Greenadian]

Always lean on the side of lighthearted
Good peeps around these parts!!! If in a bad mood, don't post......until ya smoke

 

[Grownsince95]

Always lean on the side of lighthearted
Good peeps around these parts!!! If in a bad mood, don't post......until ya smoke

Long story short we came up with this...

Currently working on Cornblaster #2 and Cat Lady Piss #1

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Long story short we came up with this...

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Currently working on Cornblaster #2 and Cat Lady Piss #1

I'ma need some of that corn blaster when she's ready

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

No, the port-a-potty remark was from someone who I think at least respects my effort and Is a real stand up dude who I also have mucho respect for. I was just trying to put that situation in a funny perspective!

I'm not naming any names but if that was a dig disguised as a joke I'd be very surprised.

I may have been born on a Tuesday, but not last Tuesday.

I remember hitting "post reply" on a meme I made about another trainwrecker because I thought it was hilarious and praying they took it the "right" way because we're essentially strangers. Thank goodness the Farm is full of awesome people

Even from the perspective of a stand-offish know it all asshole like me, there's only like 2 people on this entire site I don't like and won't disarm my ego for lol. This is a great place with great people.


I was just attempting and failing at my own humor on the strawberry thing there lmao

 

[BB22]

Anyone else ever notice that if a rock song starts with a bell toll, it's always a really sick song?

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath

For whom the bell tolls- Metallica

Hells Bells - AC DC

The great rain beetle - rishloo

Rocket smoke - Klone


I know there's at least a couple more slipping my mind too, but seems like that's just a thing ya do when ya know ya hit the nail right on the head.




Also, tell me this ain't the best rock vocals you've heard since Freddy. Yea, I said it. Fight me.

In my memories it starts with a
“Symbol” type bell

King foo fighting