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[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Nah there are a lot of older folks that are all kinds of sensitive too, it's an overall societal problem IMHO. People are given a fantasy of what reality is

i call male stalks im collecting pollen from dicks and cocks all the time. Theyre quite phallic when you pluck the fans off and stick em in a water bottle. i can be quoted directly as calling the pollen "jizms" too. When i lolipop i call it leg shaving. When i harvest sensi i call it what it is.... a virgin brought to the peak of extreme sexual tension, then killed, mummified, and burned as sacrifice while still a virgin. That is literally what the dankest weed is.


i dont see the problem with calling buds honks or tits at all. my ancient one eyed dead head grower buddy in the ozarks calls individual calyxes "clits". I dont, but when he does it, i definitely chuckle. Theres something unbelievably funny about an old one-eyed man pointing at a bud cola, talking about all the clits stacking up on top of each other.

If a pot comic was on a club stage, with all of this as a well written stand up bit, it would get eaten up like candy. if someone doesnt think this is all funny, then they might be the problem, not me or that crazy old bastard in the ozarks. And they should just move along about their business.

 

[DanielWesterfield]

Willie Nelson was at Quest C

i call male stalks im collecting pollen from dicks and cocks all the time. Theyre quite phallic when you pluck the fans off and stick em in a water bottle. i can be quoted directly as calling the pollen "jizms" too. When i lolipop i call it leg shaving. When i harvest sensi i call it what it is.... a virgin brought to the peak of extreme sexual tension, then killed, mummified, and burned as sacrifice while still a virgin. That is literally what the dankest weed is.


i dont see the problem with calling buds honks or tits at all. my ancient one eyed dead head grower buddy in the ozarks calls individual calyxes "clits". I dont, but when he does it, i definitely chuckle.

Jizms and clits

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Jizms and clits

exactly


its hilarious



dick-stalks and jizms

that one guy you know grows weed. 🔥🌲

Shiny happy new page. This is a big ass (cman x okie) x haymeadow purps dick-stalk. This is cman x okie x haymeadow jizm on wax paper and a cheap nylon paint brush This is a selected Psychedelic Banjo x Haymeadow Purps pheno.

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[NisterMice]

i call male stalks im collecting pollen from dicks and cocks all the time. Theyre quite phallic when you pluck the fans off and stick em in a water bottle. i can be quoted directly as calling the pollen "jizms" too. When i lolipop i call it leg shaving. When i harvest sensi i call it what it is.... a virgin brought to the peak of extreme sexual tension, then killed, mummified, and burned as sacrifice while still a virgin. That is literally what the dankest weed is.

Jizms and clits

See, that's what I was talking about! Normal people here. God bless you and please never change

 

[JIMKSI64]

Well this was going to be Sheldon saying did you take a marijuana but YouTube wants an account to do this so just talk amongst yourselves. Nothing to see here.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Well this was going to be Sheldon saying did you take a marijuana but YouTube wants an account to do this so just talk amongst yourselves. Nothing to see here.

 

[NisterMice]

 

[closettrapper217]

i call male stalks im collecting pollen from dicks and cocks all the time. Theyre quite phallic when you pluck the fans off and stick em in a water bottle. i can be quoted directly as calling the pollen "jizms" too. When i lolipop i call it leg shaving. When i harvest sensi i call it what it is.... a virgin brought to the peak of extreme sexual tension, then killed, mummified, and burned as sacrifice while still a virgin. That is literally what the dankest weed is.


i dont see the problem with calling buds honks or tits at all. my ancient one eyed dead head grower buddy in the ozarks calls individual calyxes "clits". I dont, but when he does it, i definitely chuckle. Theres something unbelievably funny about an old one-eyed man pointing at a bud cola, talking about all the clits stacking up on top of each other.

If a pot comic was on a club stage, with all of this as a well written stand up bit, it would get eaten up like candy. if someone doesnt think this is all funny, then they might be the problem, not me or that crazy old bastard in the ozarks. And they should just move along about their business.

This is fuckin great lol

 

[Mikedin]

Some of the threads have their moments but weird is standard on the Trainwreck. That’s what makes it amazing. And the members who participate can take a joke which helps. Can’t have thin skin on this thread

facts lol, personal opinions aplenty here, no filters usually lol

 

[Mikedin]

This is fuckin great lol

a nice solid bud is always a donkey dick, at least thats what my stoner dictionary in my head says

See, that's what I was talking about! Normal people here. God bless you and please never change

for sure.... i mean... normal might be a stretch, most of us arent really clear in the head 99% of the time but....

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

a nice solid bud is always a donkey dick, at least thats what my stoner dictionary in my head says

for sure.... i mean... normal might be a stretch, most of us arent really clear in the head 99% of the time but....

It’s about that time to get unclear, again

 

[Mikedin]

I don’t think I’ve littered this photos enough today, let’s fix that

 

[Mikedin]

It’s about that time to get unclear, again

You’re the boss,… I’ll see your joint and raise you 3 shots of Jameson black barrel

 

[Putthataway]

You’re the boss,… I’ll see your joint and raise you 3 shots of Jameson black barrel

Am I tripping or what? Didn’t you post here you don’t drink anymore?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

You’re the boss,… I’ll see your joint and raise you 3 shots of Jameson black barrel

I see your whiskey and I raise you a mushroom, a beer, and some edibles, and a quarter of a 20mg adderall I can’t start drinking yet so I’m struggling with alternatives here…..beer and whiskey aren’t the same

 

[Mikedin]

I see your whiskey and I raise you a mushroom, a beer, and some edibles, and a quarter of a 20mg adderall I can’t start drinking yet so I’m struggling with alternatives here…..beer and whiskey aren’t the same View attachment 2439643

this gunna be a long night hahaha

 

[Mikedin]

Am I tripping or what? Didn’t you post here you don’t drink anymore?

i dont drink...like i used to.... very big difference lol, normal day woulda been that whole bottle, plus a case... no more of that shit haha

i know a few others here have quit all together

 

[Mikedin]

I’m already back to black coffee and on the PC watchin mrllamasc Diablo 2 live stream lol

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I see your whiskey and I raise you a mushroom, a beer, and some edibles, and a quarter of a 20mg adderall I can’t start drinking yet so I’m struggling with alternatives here…..beer and whiskey aren’t the same View attachment 2439643

Ahhh fuck, I fold. Can’t do the mushroom right now because I hurt my throat this morning and I will obsess over it unhealthy the entire time I trip. But I ate all the gummy’s adderall and washed it down with some cold miller lite. The gummy’s are thc, thcv , cbd, and cbg hopefully they heal my throat cause this sucks.

 

[Putthataway]

I see your whiskey and I raise you a mushroom, a beer, and some edibles, and a quarter of a 20mg adderall I can’t start drinking yet so I’m struggling with alternatives here…..beer and whiskey aren’t the same View attachment 2439643

I have to talk to people about medicine. I absolutely hate talking to people about opiates and dextro amphetamine . This one guy says to me it’s a wonderful drug would you like to hear the history about it? No , guy proceeds to start blabbering. Such a wonderful drug that you don’t know the meaning of no.