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[NisterMice]

Jokes can be offensive to different people for a lot of different reasons. My wife gets mad when I say "Fort Ree"

She's neither Asian or from New Jersey but different strokes for different folks I guess.

I say fuck em if thay can't take a joke but around my parts that's offensive to just about everyone now.

In my head I'm just doing a good impression!!! I grew up on Eddie Murphy and Andrew Dice Clay I should get a pass!!

For a moment I wasn't sure if we spoke about the same person. If so, please tell him to sign up here, if he didn't do so already, I will welcome him with open arms. Nowadays the race card and all sorts of other cards are sometimes used for no reason. Just the other day I saw this dude who was in a cop pursuit, almost killed somebody in a crash and then proceded to jump out of his car fast as lightning. When cops had him on the ground he kept saying "I cant breathe" like 50 times.

I never made any homophobic comments on here and also not at the other place (growers.ch) my nick over there is "BudTracy", a mixup of Bud Spencer and Spencer Tracey. I have nothing to hide. My avatar shows my silhouette on the ground. Anybody who speaks German, feel free to check it out.

(no worries, I'm holding a camera and I'm not missing an arm lol)

And the post with inspector Columbo is basically making fun of myself, because I'm sometimes real slow to notice if somebody is gay or not. Like some while ago I was stuck in the city after work. Some fire broke out at a metro station, so I had to kill some time. I sat in the next best pub/bar and had a beer or two. Took me at least 20 minutes to notice that it was a gay friendly place, because again I don't even care about other peoples sexual preferences.

Hope I didn't come across as rude with my other comments.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Gee thanx mate but I’ve had my fair share of fk ups it’s all in the genetics really growing in coco/perlite is like growing for dummies 101 feed em what they need when they need it decentish environment and ya can’t go wrong by the way u grow some wicked bud yourself if u look at this bud u would think fuck yea it was a wedding Cake absolute ass weed wouldn’t get a high school kid high but it looks coolView attachment 2443054

Much appreciated!

 

[Grownsince95]

For a moment I wasn't sure if we spoke about the same person. If so, please tell him to sign up here, if he didn't do so already, I will welcome him with open arms. Nowadays the race card and all sorts of other cards are sometimes used for no reason. Just the other day I saw this dude who was in a cop pursuit, almost killed somebody in a crash and then proceded to jump out of his car fast as lightning. When cops had him on the ground he kept saying "I cant breathe" like 50 times.

I never made any homophobic comments on here and also not at the other place (growers.ch) my nick over there is "BudTracy", a mixup of Bud Spencer and Spencer Tracey. I have nothing to hide. My avatar shows my silhouette on the ground. Anybody who speaks German, feel free to check it out.

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(no worries, I'm holding a camera and I'm not missing an arm lol)

And the post with inspector Columbo is basically making fun of myself, because I'm sometimes real slow to notice if somebody is gay or not. Like some while ago I was stuck in the city after work. Some fire broke out at a metro station, so I had to kill some time. I sat in the next best pub/bar and had a beer or two. Took me at least 20 minutes to notice that it was a gay friendly place, because again I don't even care about other people.

Hope I didn't come across as rude with my other comments.

No worries my brother not rude at all...I'm about to turn 50 and I've noticed a BIG generation gap in the humor nowadays!

It's hard to keep up sometimes!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Guys what's the dankest bud you've ever grown? Pics of you've got them

I think it was probably a Super Silver Haze
Grew it back in 2021 . Stuff was really potent, most people would tap out after the third hit.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

I think it was probably a Super Silver Haze
Grew it back in 2021 . Stuff was really potent, most people would tap out after the third hit.
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Who doesn’t love a haze apart from the insane flower time the high is unbelievable real heady high customs have fkd us here in Aus last 3 seed orders I e had from overseas plus a care package from Capn all taken off me the dogs now it’s local pollen chucks or mediseedman man for me it sux balls

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Guys what's the dankest bud you've ever grown? Pics of you've got them

As far as all around potency, high qualities, bag appeal, flavor, smell, easy to grow in or out, overall yield, and plant beauty from a distance...

Probably the peaceblaster F1's seed mother, I called her moonsocket. Gg4 dominant Selected F1 pheno. Anyone growing a pb4 or PB2 cross, this is your seeds grandmother. Closest thing to a perfect plant I've probably ever had. These pics are outdoor grown flowers too btw. On a run where i learned how crazy the aphids can get in KC lmao Her only downside, was she wouldnt color, at all, in any context, but personally, i kinda consider that a pro, not a con.

The first thing that happened after one rip of this flower: A shit-eating grin creeps its way across your face

screenshots from messenger because my Google photos app is being a prick rn and won't sync to this newer phone, and messenger won't let me download the pics either

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Who doesn’t love a haze apart from the insane flower time the high is unbelievable real heady high customs have fkd us here in Aus last 3 seed orders I e had from overseas plus a care package from Capn all taken off me the dogs now it’s local pollen chucks or mediseedman man for me it sux balls

Customs is bullshit, what right do they have to just steal people’s mail, over here they need probable cause and a search warrant. We aren’t talking about imported ivory or big game mounts from an african safari, but a small envelope from a friend across the pond.

 

[NisterMice]

Guys what's the dankest bud you've ever grown? Pics of you've got them

Not sure if you wanted to see finished or growing buds. So here's a mix.

Tropical (Stinker) Tangie:

Purple Cookie Kush (without purple but with a few seeds):

The purple Ice Cream Haze:

Here I cut off the lower end by accident while I was "trimming"

 

[7munkee]

I'm assuming thats UK customs? I live in the states and have never had an issue and I've bought seeds from Holland since early 2000's. UK is lost.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

This banjo x Columbian popcorn buds bho run looks dangerous (in a good way of course) not quite shatter, but close.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Customs is bullshit, what right do they have to just steal people’s mail, over here they need probable cause and a search warrant. We aren’t talking about imported ivory or big game mounts from an african safari, but a small envelope from a friend across the pond.

If order them from a UK bank they may not even send your beans at all and blame customs anyway.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Customs is bullshit, what right do they have to just steal people’s mail, over here they need probable cause and a search warrant. We aren’t talking about imported ivory or big game mounts from an african safari, but a small envelope from a friend across the pond.

Yea mate it sux they got these wizz bang scanners in Aus now that pick up any green matter Europe has been a no go for years now they onto the USA aswell a few do still sneak in somehow well shit they get 4.7 tonnes of Cocaine into the country every year but nah let’s get the little seed guy not even a letter in the mail saying they had em nothing just tracking stops once they get processed in the country never to be seen again Capn is a legend would of set me up with awesome genetics for life mfkrs I’ve got 1 seed left in my collection from the USA from former member on here @Frankster and I’ve been holding onto it like gold they were sent here in seed containers in the brim of a hat not even hidden good times back then when I could just pick a strain and order knowing I would get em you USA folk got it better than u know

 

[Justlovetogrow]

As far as all around potency, high qualities, bag appeal, flavor, smell, easy to grow in or out, overall yield, and plant beauty from a distance...

Probably the peaceblaster F1's seed mother, I called her moonsocket. Gg4 dominant Selected F1 pheno. Anyone growing a pb4 or PB2 cross, this is your seeds grandmother. Closest thing to a perfect plant I've probably ever had. These pics are outdoor grown flowers too btw. On a run where i learned how crazy the aphids can get in KC lmao Her only downside, was she wouldnt color, at all, in any context, but personally, i kinda consider that a pro, not a con.

The first thing that happened after one rip of this flower: A shit-eating grin creeps its way across your face

screenshots from messenger because my Google photos app is being a prick rn and won't sync to this newer phone, and messenger won't let me download the pics either

Is that your tinder profile mate naked covered in buds who wants some ladies or is that not a nipple in the fifth pic down

 

[NisterMice]

No worries my brother not rude at all...I'm about to turn 50 and I've noticed a BIG generation gap in the humor nowadays!

It's hard to keep up sometimes!

I even misunderstood your first post. Almost as if the guy who was offended by my joke about titts, told you to write this and implied that I made homophobic remarks. Damn, I'm seeing ghosts

 

[Justlovetogrow]

I'm assuming thats UK customs? I live in the states and have never had an issue and I've bought seeds from Holland since early 2000's. UK is lost.

Australia mate

 

[NisterMice]

I even misunderstood your first post. Almost as if the guy who was offended by my joke about titts, told you to write this and implied that I made homophobic remarks. Damn, I'm seeing ghosts

Hahaha, I even thought "okay, enough is enough" and deleted my account over there. I could still revive it within 2 days, but perhaps I'll just let it go. It's much nicer here anyway. Over there it was easy to speak my first language, but the folks here are just too cool.

 

[NisterMice]

Australia mate

Do you think there is any change on the horizon? As far as I know they are pretty tuff when it comes to cannabis over there. I hope the UK and Australia will finally follow the trend and at least allow people to grow their own and to legally order seeds.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Do you think there is any change on the horizon? As far as I know they are pretty tuff when it comes to cannabis over there. I hope the UK and Australia will finally follow the trend and at least allow people to grow their own and to legally order seeds.

We have only just legalised medical which is just a cash grab. For me to pay what they want I’d have to get a second job nah it be 10-20 years I reckon I hope I’m wrong before recreational takes place it’s just Fkn bullshit oh in Canberra where our politicians live it’s legal to grow 4 outdoor plants but only have 50 grams of dried flower work that out must be shit growers but in Tasmania where I am they still treat u like a criminal can get caught with an ounce first offence no conviction recorded but if they came here and found my jars I’d automatically be a dealer even though I only grow for the mrs and I never sell never tell Fkn retarted Aus Government long winded stoned posts seem to be my go to today

 

[NisterMice]

legal to grow 4 outdoor plants but only have 50 grams

Fuck man, almost like here. 3 plants per person but only 50g per person also. Took me like over two months to blast my surpluses the last time

 

[NisterMice]

where I am they still treat u like a criminal can get caught with an ounce first offence no conviction

Yeah it was the same here until April 2024. Especially in the South where I live, they weren't fucking around. Minimum punishment for growing weed, no matter if you only had a few plants, was one year prison - but of course at first offence you would most likely end up with probation - like I did over 20 years ago.