What to do when totally sober? Of course! Rewrite a musical from the 50s, to fit the topic of finding a stinker pheno...
"
Now a shitty bag seed that's a keeper right away
Is usually a hussy
And a seed which delivers on the second run out
Is anything but fussy
But a seed which waits 'til the third time around
Bud in the clouds, stench on the ground
She's the girl you're glad you found
She's your Shipoopi
...
Grow her once just to raise the curtain
Grow her twice and you make for certain
Once more in the flower garden
She will ever fuck you up, If you beg her pardon
...
Smoke her once when she isn't lookin'
If you get a buzz back, that's fancy cookin'
Once more for a pepper-upper
You'll never get sore on your way to supper
...
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, the girl that's hard to get... but you can win her yet
"
Damn, that's crazy as fuck
