Just finished a first doink of the liberty haze cooking some burgers!
Not too shabby
If I could say so myself
story time. youll see why you reminded me of this story, im pretty sure ive told it here before lol.
So i was hitching north from cvlarkesville TN to paducah kentucky, state hiways, middle of nowhere cornfield after cornfield shit. And it was FLAT. From a long ways behind us (we saw it coming for a bit) there was a tractor with a trailer coming up. As he went to go around us we noticed it was an Amish Mennonite dude, his wife, and a young kid. I thre my thumb out as a joke pretty damn sure he wouldnt pick us up.
He swung right over and motioned us on to the trailer. It was full of haybales and produce and stuff. Corn (this was late september)
We butted up right to the tractor side of the trailer so we could talk a bit. The guy said he liked our shirts right away. I was wearing a grateful dead shirt, and my road dog buddy had a Bob Marley shirt on. So immediately we're looking at each other like "what is happening....did we just fall into the twilight zone or some shit?!"
Dude starts the tractor, and immediately whips out one of the FATTEST doobies i have ever seen in my life, and this shit wasnt rolled with rolling paper, it was thicker and harsher, something i assume they made too. Like a fuckin stogie my friends.... And he lights it up with a match, and starts down the road.
He passed it between us 3 til it was gone, and let ud off as he went to turn down a dirt road about an hour into the ride.
We asked him what his name was, and i shit you not.... all he said was
"Just tell all your friends you smoked fat doinks with big Amish"
(His wife and kid never even made eye contact with us or opened their mouth, ya know, its the Amish afterall)
The weed was so fucking good, so kushy, and i could tell the only harshness was fgrom the paper. He let us keep the roach. Best shit i had that entire year.
Bro, the amish have some dank fuckin weed man, its legit as fuck, and theyre growing it right. 100% self-sufficient natural outdoor grown organics. Had to be. Nothing else is that dank and the amish dont grow anything, any other way.. Incredible genetics too.
He prob has to hide his "non-fiber hemp" from his community, and we were a very rare and obvious chance for him to smoke someone down on his kill lmfao.
) 
