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[Captspaulding]

Hey trainwreckers,

You know when that j is just hitting so perf on a beautiful afternoon

Good times

A splendid spliff

Thank you Captain!

np,
Now there are some people who go by them things like church, at the end of the day it’s never on my way as the highway type of deal do what is comfortable for you as a grower if it’s something that you feel like you need and you gotta go through the motions by all means man, don’t let me stop you. I’m just saying that at the end of the day man it’s not that much of a concrete science when it is related to these power, maps and wattage output and proximity that is suggested by the lamp makers I’ve just found them to be kind of a pain in the ass for newer growers, and they end up spinning their wheels and second-guessing decisions that they wanna make or have made so by all means seek a second opinion if you don’t really truly 100% agree with what I had to say there that’s just how I do things man and like I said it’s always better to train your eye towards how your plants react because they will start bitching almost immediately. You’ve just gotta keep a key eye on them. All of those meters and stuff when it comes to light measurement to me or like a crutch that you know you’ll use while you inevitably train your eye towards recognizing what your plants trying to tell you anyway you know so my school thought is to just cut the shit out early and get yourself tuned in sooner. If you know what I’m saying ?you’re the real fucking meter.



Be a meter
Or meet the beater
However, you wanna roll with it, my friend

 

[Captspaulding]

You are performing a surgical procedure commonly referred to as a lopitofamy.

Sounds like shenanigans, i like them shensniginizzles……
On the real, is that an actual “brocedure”?

 

[Mikedin]

Just had the hubby replace 5 boards in ours sadly had to add in some new supports under neath , only 35 more to go !

I hear yell wife was in n me to do the rest but it’s another $500 minimum lol, built a nice shelf / table for outdoor work though! Kept it low so the kids can use it for those break apart Dino eggs they break up, it’s the reason the old table got destroyed lol, figured I’d beef it up a shade lol

 

[Captspaulding]

I hear yell wife was in n me to do the rest but it’s another $500 minimum lol, built a nice shelf / table for outdoor work though! Kept it low so the kids can use it for those break apart Dino eggs they break up, it’s the reason the old table got destroyed lol, figured I’d beef it up a shade lol

You better be knowing the trick on how to cut all of those pieces of wood at one time and you’re not just doing one at a time buddy
I’ll fly up there and build your deck for you

 

[JIMKSI64]

Back during the china flue I had to get some wood for the back deck. It was so expensive I almost had to sell some ammo to pay for it.

 

[zack991]

Sun is finally out this week. Getting them out of the cramped tent and for some real sun.

 

[Captspaulding]

Back during the china flue I had to get some wood for the back deck. It was so expensive I almost had to sell some ammo to pay for it.

I needed to go get a piece of three-quarter inch ply not too long ago like a month and a half ago, bro it’s absurd how much that shit is right now my ass still hurts. I couldn’t even throw away the scraps dude I’ve gotta find something to do with them

 

[Captspaulding]

I been weed wackin' in shorts today

I do that shit all the fucking time, bro that’s awesome. It ain’t easy being green.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

I do that shit all the fucking time, bro that’s awesome. It ain’t easy being green.

The heat index is like 102 today, humidity up in the 80s. Real temp like 95

I'll take cuts and scabs on my shins over wearing jeans in weather like this all day every day

 

[Captspaulding]

The heat index is like 102 today, humidity up in the 80s. Real temp like 95

I'll take cuts and scabs on my shins over wearing jeans in weather like this all day every day

If you’re anything like me, you’re 150 pounds and you sweat like a stuffed fucking pig it’s crazy dude I have to wear wristbands and shit like I’m a basketball player from the 70s gotta have a bandanna on underneath my hat And within 10 minutes, my hair looks like I just got out of the fucking shower
On days when I’m out doing yardwork, I have to change my shirt three times
You know what the fucking stresses about when it comes to that apparently these fucking summers dude they’re no joke nowadays

 

[Captspaulding]

I post these from time to time just in case some of y’all hadn’t thought of this yet. If you do choose to make some of these, just make sure that when you buy your hydrometers that the thermometer opening is on the back plate if it’s not it can be hard to get it to read correctly in jar.
This one jar I use silicone on I do not suggest doing that. It was just something that I was trying with this jar import a smell that doesn’t seem to wanna leave so it’s probably not the greatest thing for your curing jars that being said the my usual means of strapping these hydrometers into lid is using clay
It hardens on its own overtime. It makes a perfect seal and if you need to take it out, it’s really easy.

 

[Captspaulding]

The heat index is like 102 today, humidity up in the 80s. Real temp like 95

I'll take cuts and scabs on my shins over wearing jeans in weather like this all day every day

 

[Captspaulding]

So talking with the buddy here about growing some mushrooms and it made me think about this cool ass show that I found on the max app if you have it, you should probably go ahead and check it out. It’s done by Mike Judge in coordination with the story writer. It’s really good super well done and you might know a person or three just like the main character.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

First run right?

You have done 100% better than most, and the flowers look pretty damn dank I must say. Only onward and upward from here too

That's probably going to be one satisfying smoke too I'm sure

2nd grow, 1st autoflower

A tiny plant , but FINALLY a healthy plant.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Sounds like shenanigans, i like them shensniginizzles……
On the real, is that an actual “brocedure”?

If you do that move you're taking the bro right out of the cedure.

"There shall be no balls in these halls!!!

 

[Captspaulding]

If you do that move you're taking the bro right out of the cedure.

"There shall be no balls in these halls!!!

Oh yeah?

Bon scott kindly disagrees ha!

 

[Ninjadogma]

This is the kind of weird stuff that makes me go "hmm." Someone wants us to believe they flew a DJ1 Inspire drone from Torrance all the way to Livermore, achieving speeds well over 100mph. Cough cough bullshit cough that was no DJ1 Inspire is all I'm saying. The really curious stuff is out in the Mojave airspace. Just recently spotted a "Ghost Hawk" flying South of Area 51 and there are only four in existence. If you ever wondered about those super stealth helicopters they feature in movies that secret government agencies fly, well the Ghost Hawk is probably the closest real life version.

I did mention this morning I was starting my day with a couple spoonfuls of weed pulp over my bagel, right? Hopefully that explains this bizarre post, lol.

Edit: Added a screenshot of the Ghost Hawk because it really was an interesting find.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

The heat index is like 102 today, humidity up in the 80s. Real temp like 95

I'll take cuts and scabs on my shins over wearing jeans in weather like this all day every day

I won’t wear pants until December unless I go hunting. I hate swamp ass with a passion!

 

[Ninjadogma]

I won’t wear pants until December unless I go hunting. I hate swamp ass with a passion!

Nobody likes frumunda cheese, whether it's under the boobs or the balls.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Good afternoon Farm. Just woke &
trying to fight off the groggies. zzzz