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THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

Imagine you are that alien. You park in orbit and have your staff prepared a cultural briefing on planet earth. It is to decide whether or not we will be allowed to proceed in our quest to reach the stars. They start at Television and radio compiling data...
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Imagine you are that alien. You park in orbit and have your staff prepared a cultural briefing on planet earth. It is to decide whether or not we will be allowed to proceed in our quest to reach the stars.
They start at Television and radio compiling data on people norms and customs. They enter information systems and looks at Governments and social aspect of interactions between countries.
Then they hit reddit.
Then they look at the education system looking for an answer about reddit.

Now seriously, what do you think out first contact team will decide?
Kill them and take the weapons!
them aliens dont need plasma.
We neeeeeeeed the plaaaaasma!
What you don’t understand borders you don’t have borders in space?
Silly aliens, no Geneva convention for you,
Whats that you say?
Oh you want your space cash back?
I have no damned clue what you are speaking about! Babyfarks mcgeezaks? We know not this alien.



It was finland anyways…..
Its always finland.



Watching this episode is a serious kick in the nuts the gut and the brain when you’re on a 10 strip chewing on your hand rolling around on the carpet at 3 AM😂
It was like 15 years ago, but it’s still indelible in the hippocampus like it was just yesterday…..
 
I think that they live deep in the ocean and are more technology advanced than us by leaps and bounds ✌️💪💨
Bro, it’s kind of crazy. I’ve heard some things that are kind of mind blowing and the whole thing that happened with the Nimitz and the squadron of F 19 fighter pilots going after that Tic Tac deal that is submersible can go from sea level to 80,000 feet in the blink of an eye and 60 miles away and six seconds.
There’s a lot of navy Fork willing to testify to the fact that they’ve been watching a lot of these things come out of the water for years almost daily
 
Bro, it’s kind of crazy. I’ve heard some things that are kind of mind blowing and the whole thing that happened with the Nimitz and the squadron of F 19 fighter pilots going after that Tic Tac deal that is submersible can go from sea level to 80,000 feet in the blink of an eye and 60 miles away and six seconds.
There’s a lot of navy Fork willing to testify to the fact that they’ve been watching a lot of these things come out of the water for years almost daily
But watching a top gun trained F19 fighter pilot that was basically within 20 feet of one of these UAPs because he decided to nut up and nose dive into the thing to see what the fuck it was just to have it mirror his every move and basically make he and his cutting edge jet (this was 2004, the f22 is the real deal holyfield now) look like a fool, testify to Congress about the experience with the radar data to back up everything and an entire destroyer class nuclear carrier worth of people willing to back him up, it gives you a new perspective.


Watching the best of the best that our country has to offer testify to these things changed my outlook on the whole situation entirely
David gorush and jake barber are fucking heros in my book as well. Unimpeachable characters with the craziest unreal but totally fucking real evidence. Its just a mind blowing time to be alive.
 
Ok so back to planet earth.
When I went to my dirt vendor the other day and picked up a bunch of dirt I also grabbed a bag of happy frog, they only had 3 of my go to and one reason I decided to do this is because I wanted to do a side-by-side bag opening of my soil of choice ferti-lome ultimate potting soil next to a more mainstream product from fox farm.
I thought it would be an interesting experiment to make a video about. It’s quick easy and should be pretty revealing. I think so. Stay tuned. I’ll be posting that video tomorrow.👊🏻🤡
 
Lunching in egypt with my good pal julio grande.

I have no idea how I got to Egypt
I have no idea how I’m gonna get home and I have no idea why my ass hurts so bad right now😂


This chicken is delicious, but the gasoline that I’m holding?
Not the best beverage for the desert👊🏻🤡
 

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Is your space time distorted?
Are you and your seed stash falling into the grip of a black holes indomitable gravitational pull?
Worried about space bears?

Spark a spliff and have a snickers,
Bc you should 100% be worried about space bears.


G morning or never mind , time is a construct
Howdy!
 

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Is your space time distorted?
Are you and your seed stash falling into the grip of a black holes indomitable gravitational pull?
Worried about space bears?

Spark a sliff and have a snickers,
Bc you should 100% be worried about space bears.


G morning or never mind , time is a construct
Howdy!
I fn quit bub! How am I supposed to compete
when you're blowing out pieces like that?

Space bears? Ha! I'll turn them fuckers into Space Jerky

As for beans; I've got magical beans Brah...
Just ask the girls.


Time? You're correct, it's always "now"

I know you've already told me, but I'm a fn stoner -
What AI are you using?🤷‍♂️🤜😎💨🥴😝
 

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I fn quit bub! How am I supposed to compete
when you're blowing out pieces like that?

Space bears? Ha! I'll turn them fuckers into Space Jerky

As for beans; I've got magical beans Brah...
Just ask the girls.


Time? You're correct, it's always "now"

I know you've already told me, but I'm a fn stoner -
What AI are you using?🤷‍♂️🤜😎💨🥴😝
is that Jon jones ?
Its chat gpt
only 3 pics a day
I suck at it
 
But watching a top gun trained F19 fighter pilot that was basically within 20 feet of one of these UAPs because he decided to nut up and nose dive into the thing to see what the fuck it was just to have it mirror his every move and basically make he and his cutting edge jet (this was 2004, the f22 is the real deal holyfield now) look like a fool, testify to Congress about the experience with the radar data to back up everything and an entire destroyer class nuclear carrier worth of people willing to back him up, it gives you a new perspective.


Watching the best of the best that our country has to offer testify to these things changed my outlook on the whole situation entirely
David gorush and jake barber are fucking heros in my book as well. Unimpeachable characters with the craziest unreal but totally fucking real evidence. Its just a mind blowing time to be alive.
Facts, anyone who says they know what’s In outter space is a complete liar 🤣 hell we don’t even know what’s under our ocean (which some think is what’re those tic tacs came from, what if space is really underwater, aliens are coming from under the sea floor, and that’s why some live stream spacewalks of astronauts have bubbles. They aren’t in space they are still researching under our oceans

NASA is doing deep underwater research right now have have huge funding to do so…

They say it’s to research the palankton and microorganisms that live underwater etc…
 
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