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[MartyMcFly42oh]

Here's what Gemini did with your exact prompt

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The puppeteer is a three armed madman. I love it he’s so greedy that he’s got an extra hand to take your money!

 

[BB22]

You shouldn't one with those plugs.

I had one that got too wet , the top didn’t die, the stem got too wet. I’m trying to re bury it .

I’m thinking clones need to breathe through their leaves, they have no roots ?

That requires humidity ?

 

[BB22]

You shouldn't one with those plugs.

I believe you are correct

She is showing green, new growth

 

[Putthataway]

I bought a pack of these, how does she smell??

Off and on. Smelled skunkish brushing up against her. Nose in the bush right now is sort of sweet. Week4 grew this and said it was sweet. I sent a seed to and he took 30 plus cuts, not sure what Is smelled like. I currently have a creeper odor that spreads often at night that wasn’t present with the others. I really can’t describe what it smells like other than it has a long note. What I mean by that you breath deeper to grab the smell.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I had one that got too wet , the top didn’t die, the stem got too wet. I’m trying to re bury it .

I’m thinking clones need to breathe through their leaves, they have no roots ?

That requires humidity ?

It said that in a Rosenthall Guide but the free pdf one I got is like 2021? I think?

 

[BB22]

You shouldn't one with those plugs.

I’m going to try and crank off another She will get the dome for a few days

 

[Mikedin]

 

[Captspaulding]

@FloridaMike

Thank you for the awesome new replacement shirt.


Now we can know for sure with out a single doubt that UH-FUCKING-MERRICA did in fact win the space race.
Ive never met stanley kubrick
So thats all thats to it.
No filler here, just the facts.

If you have an iphone, the capts badge is shiny.
Keeping it crispy.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Bilber]

 

[Captspaulding]

Plant & Grow Details:​

1. Plant size & stage (e.g. veg week 3, 12” tall, etc.)
2. Strain (if known, or photo period vs. auto)
3. Grow medium (e.g. coco coir, soil, hydro, promix)
4. Pot size

Watering & Nutrients:​

1. How much water do you give per plant per watering?
2. How often do you water/feed?
3. Nutrient mix details (brand + how much of each per gallon, including additives like CalMag, etc.)
4. pH and EC/PPM of your nutrient solution?
5. Runoff EC/PPM and pH (if you check runoff)

Environment:​

1. Light type & watt draw
2. Temps & humidity
3. CO₂ supplementation? (Y/N)

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What You’ll Get:​

• Estimated uptake efficiency per macro/micro nutrient
• Estimated waste/runoff
• Guidance on whether you're overfeeding, underfeeding, or just right
• Suggestions for boosting uptake (e.g. pH tweaks, watering style, root health)

36" tall
cherry bomb autoflower (north atlantic seeds)
soil/pearlite/bone meal/worm castings
7 Inches (H) x 8 Inches (W) x 8 Inches (D)
1 quart
every 4 days
home and garden A&B soil for veg stage and now day 75 it's been on budcharge by mighty plant during flowering
runoff ???
ph 6.4
100w led full spectrum vivosun, 4" away horizontal-ish
75 degrees 50rh
no co2

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They’re still an awful lot of variables outside of that set breakdown that these guys provided with your seeds. It’s really just kind of the type of deal where it’s all anecdotal at the end of the day everybody lives in different areas of the world that have completely different weather patterns and anomalies And that 100% affects indoor and of course outdoor but when it comes to the indoor game, there’s so many variables that you have to take into consideration (water source ect) that sure you know they’ll be a common layout like that that they can give you, especially with people who wanna spend money at their banks because they need to have peace in mind but I guarantee you if you follow that 100% you’re not gonna end up with the same exact quality of flower that they do and vice versa, Just because of what I was explaining above everybody lives in different places and it affects everything all the time but it’s nice to have a baseline to refer to if you need to.
I promise you there’s gonna be a bunch of really anal retentive people out there that followed those instructions to a T and they still called and complained wanting free seeds because somehow their shit went ahead and hermed at the bottom of their plant, but legitimately that could go both ways because with the way Auto flowers are made and feminized flowers alike. There’s always the risk.

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

 

[Captspaulding]

Killing the gatdamned game!!!!

 

[Thatoneguyyouknow_]

Killing the gatdamned game!!!!

Ya know how I keep telling people the peaceblasters are gonna bring some nostalgia with em to the long time growers?

No shit, when the branches are dry and ready to trim, don't cut em off Into jars and burp. Just Brown bag em

Their buds genuinely do best if you just cut em off into a brown paper bag, and leave em for another day or two before jarring to stay sealed for cure

Banjo

Pb3

 

[Florida_Mike]

Good morning Farm!

 

[Captspaulding]

Wuzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[Captspaulding]

Ya know how I keep telling people the peaceblasters are gonna bring some nostalgia with em to the long time growers?

No shit, when the branches are dry and ready to trim, don't cut em off Into jars and burp. Just Brown bag em

Their buds genuinely do best if you just cut em off into a brown paper bag, and leave em for another day or two before jarring to stay sealed for cure

Banjo
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Pb3

I shall adhere to the local customs

 

[Captspaulding]

Good morning Farm!

Taco was a hero you know…….

 

[Florida_Mike]

Taco was a hero you know…….

Yesh... I like my Taco with a side of bald eagle!




... Wash it down with a "flight" of beers!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Take away half the orange hair and that's what my Auto looks like now, it's sugared and solid milk white... Idk I might pull it to support the sativa side of the smoke this time and pull it today. Last time I waited for tea-amber chromes and went 14 days dry 14 days jar. Then again I mangled that grow, this one is nicer. Coming out of my big bonus pack of autos is two cherry bombs at 5" now day 14 out of soil, popping sideways for now and trained all the way sideways till we hit the edge of the pot the I should be able to get a N shape and really maximize light use... try to not trim by training. Theory is that not trimming at all and encouraging bud sites more broadly puts more of the plant's work into bud and less into recovering from trimming. I want to speed run my autos and be done so I can take all that try and learn and put it into these super creative photos that can re-veg then flower another time.