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[ChairmanFester]

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[donkanaille94]

wtf is a 0.5l and where do I light it?

put a bic in front of your arsecheeks when it transforms into gas beer and liquid shit

Edit: ZERO POINT FIVE LITERS are aboot 12.6835 wetfootlong or 1725.4
0172.73528.373839 Barby doll arms long. And it weighs about 1728493628 stone or one unit of ye mum. Know what a Minute is? Hour? Why dont messure it in ye emperor donalds dick long divided by 60.123445775938w7

man, im high, gonna try a hashhole j now, alpha six, going deep.

 

[Mikedin]

Crazy ain’t it
I’ve actually had long DM conversations with people about exactly that it’s amazing what you can have these lights pull in my eyes it’s a nutrition game more than anything. The LEDs that they make nowadays are so damn powerful dude.

I wish I could wear sunglasses, but if I take off my glasses I’m fucking blind as a bat I don’t like those color change lenses and I wore contacts for 20 years an fuck that I work around a lot of chemicals, dangerous chemicals, started there 11 years ago and like fuckin hell will I wear contacts and stick my fingers in my eyes lol

So I just burn my retinas religiously in my tents

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

But but but... I thought I was the designated foul mouth shit disturber in this joint

Naw muthafucka dats me

 

[donkanaille94]

Well I lost my license for 6 months so that sux balls it’s Farkin freezin here mate gunna wait another 2 weeks n I be back growin again can’t wait glad ya doin good man we all good down here in Tassie to

How'd you lose it? lost mine after sailing under the radar for ten y, one stop, i gave em my blood, but could make my license back after 6 months and 1k for what we call the 'idiot test' :/

but, hey, i passed.

Im an idiot, yeah. Get a load of me

(Drove my Pfand (empty bottles for money) down to the gas station after a house party. damn, i looked like a corpse, but fuck me, im driver nummero uno in the world.

 

[cannafarmer420]

Japanese Beatles are back....off to drown them by hand

 

[Mikedin]

In laws found these sick tractor wheels and dropped em off fuckin dope

 

[Mikedin]

Japanese Beatles are back....off to drown them by hand

Hate those things fuckin they destroy my fuckin raspberry plants

 

[closettrapper217]

Let’s get some weed pics going back around this wreck lol

White chem x banana shack going into week 8 starting to fade.

And in the practice of full disclosure the one that is a week older that I burned the f out of somehow. I guess don’t mix nutes on drugs kids lol this thing in 36 hours seriously went from green to so burned but the buds look fine still actually some of the fattest colas I’ve grown haha The burned one is at the end of week 8 from the flip

 

[Justlovetogrow]

How'd you lose it? lost mine after sailing under the radar for ten y, one stop, i gave em my blood, but could make my license back after 6 months and 1k for what we call the 'idiot test' :/

but, hey, i passed.

Im an idiot, yeah. Get a load of me

(Drove my Pfand (empty bottles for money) down to the gas station after a house party. damn, i looked like a corpse, but fuck me, im driver nummero uno in the world.

Yea drink driving mate just a fkn idiot

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

i figured texas

that's not bad, yo, i think it's cheap.

someone pick me up, we go shooting View attachment 2466799

funny, the jetstream always boosts the flight back. Woooosh



WAIT THATS UNITED

WHY THE LUFTHANSA SYMBOL? SCAAAAAAAAM

Kinda sad that in order for you to shoot firearms recreationally you have to book an international flight.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I wish I could wear sunglasses, but if I take off my glasses I’m fucking blind as a bat I don’t like those color change lenses and I wore contacts for 20 years an fuck that I work around a lot of chemicals, dangerous chemicals, started there 11 years ago and like fuckin hell will I wear contacts and stick my fingers in my eyes lol

So I just burn my retinas religiously in my tents

You need those giant ass blue blockers that are hot in the retirement community. They fit over your prescription glasses and make anyone look like a badass terminator.

 

[donkanaille94]

Yea drink driving mate just a fkn idiot

I drank the night before, blew 0.0.%

but my thc level was 23x the legal limit.
i was fucking sober, would never endanger someone while driving.

Every day some five elderly peeps mistake breaks and gas and the other way round, dont look, dont SEE while turning, taking young lives, and those arseholes want to tell me i cant drive because i smoked a bowl ten hours prior and slept for eight.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Kinda sad that in order for you to shoot firearms recreationally you have to book an international flight.

Aus got some of the toughest gun laws in the world we had to hand anything automatic or semi back when Martin Bryant went stupid shooting everyone I grew up shooting just rabbits n Roos unfortunately my kids don’t have the same upbringing but hey we don’t have any mass shootings anymore that’s a plus

 

[Justlovetogrow]

I drank the night before, blew 0.0.%

but my thc level was 23x the legal limit.
i was fucking sober, would never endanger someone while driving.

Every day some five elderly peeps mistake breaks and gas and the other way round, dont lool, dont SEE while turning, taking young lives, and those arseholes want to tell me i cant drive because i smoked a bowl ten hours prior and slept for eight.

Yea the thc driving laws are the same here mate can’t smoke the night before u drive it’s bullshit I wasn’t drunk either only had 5 glasses of Jack thought I was sweet I wasn’t

 

[donkanaille94]

Kinda sad that in order for you to shoot firearms recreationally you have to book an international flight.

Nah, switzerland. those pricks also got my granddads kar98k still. and my gold.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Other places in the world usually with a lot of BS you can... it's just so intrinsic you lose touch with how people who want to blast paper in other places feel. Aussies on the gun board have licensed replicas that are plugged to disassemble and play with, that's depressing.

 

[Mikedin]

Fuckkkkkk I’d never make it outta the kitchen

 

[donkanaille94]

can somebody pm me and pretend to be my misses? still two days, who is going to stick the finger up my poophole? sooo sad. mhmm, good night **sad butt noises**

 

[donkanaille94]

shit, im so fucked. have a good one. nighty night. In memory of... who was the banned guy again? he fed me likes, you sons of bitches! ;)