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[ChairmanFester]

retrieved mine, it's a gas pistol, but i could easily turn it live. don't tell, could be i bashed someones teeth in with it four years ago. what does a set of teeth cost? hypothetically....

Those are a lot like pocket .380s in the noir detective era, something I personally find kino. I would choose a makarov but I think the dick grips are funny. If I was to ever get a pistol a TT-33 Tokarev would have to be it. Us NY folks don't go about listing our collections because our state is East Germany reborn and has taken and entire gun collection because mental health is a serious manner and a 60 year old guy had to get a sleeping pill after his wife died. So obviously he was about to go off the fuckin rails. In short we don't trust our state.
BUT the silencers and AOWs and other NFA stuff is back into the omnibus Big Beautiful whatever (for the aussies, it's legislation getting kicked up and down in the congress to see if it makes it to the prez then signature or not. Most of the rest of the world REQUIRES silencers after all as safety equipment.

I may or may not have own(ed) one, all or none of these. Yes theoretically you can shoulder it but I did 20 years in a highway department so my "heavy" is a little different. They do (on paper) cycle and eject like this.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Any Steven King fans? I read this book way back when and it left an impression on me.

The Long Walk

Appears There will be a movie. Looking forward to it

HUGE Stephen King fan until the gun book, but after that he went batty anyway and very little was good. He destroyed It with the new two movie version.

 

[donkanaille94]

You wrote out a friggen Leo Tolstoy and I'm gonna do it in two lines.

1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on, dudes!

Im at Gorki, but it is kind of monotone.

and the holiest of bibles, the Grundgesetz!

 

[donkanaille94]

Those are a lot like pocket .380s in the noir detective era, something I personally find kino. I would choose a makarov but I think the dick grips are funny. If I was to ever get a pistol a TT-33 Tokarev would have to be it. Us NY folks don't go about listing our collections because our state is East Germany reborn and has taken and entire gun collection because mental health is a serious manner and a 60 year old guy had to get a sleeping pill after his wife died. So obviously he was about to go off the fuckin rails. In short we don't trust our state.
BUT the silencers and AOWs and other NFA stuff is back into the omnibus Big Beautiful whatever (for the aussies, it's legislation getting kicked up and down in the congress to see if it makes it to the prez then signature or not. Most of the rest of the world REQUIRES silencers after all as safety equipment.
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I may or may not have own(ed) one, all or none of these. Yes theoretically you can shoulder it but I did 20 years in a highway department so my "heavy" is a little different. They do (on paper) cycle and eject like this.

I just want my grandpops mauser kar98k, is that too much to ask? Some of ya yanks or orcs got it.

fuck that asshole, i want the gun only.

 

[donkanaille94]

Nah, switzerland. those pricks also got my granddads kar98k still. and my gold.

yoyo, three sad smileys? be assured it was a joke, austrians and switzerfuks are another breed and we got our friendly dispute. I do recognize im the only german speaking person here and keep my 'insiders' to myself, pardon.

i will now fly under the radar, thank you for your attention.

NOW GIBE ME MY FUCKING GOLD AND RIFLE YOU SWITZJIZZ

hiding in the mountains n shit

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Fuckkkkkk I’d never make it outta the kitchen

I wanted to beat him senseless right up until he pulls an actual cat out of his jacket and makes the cat do it, that was funny.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

can somebody pm me and pretend to be my misses? still two days, who is going to stick the finger up my poophole? sooo sad. mhmm, good night **sad butt noises**

You don’t need a girlfriend to stick a finger in your ass, a proctologist will do for you too.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Long term weed storage solutions by jltg get a shit sucker outer ra fill a big bag with weed suck the shit outta her and seal open later for enjoyment purposes

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

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All I can think of looking at your bar area is this song Jack of Spades, when the Dj keeps cutting up the word Jack

 

[Ninjadogma]

You don’t need a girlfriend to stick a finger in your ass, a proctologist will do for you too.

When I went for my exam I asked the doctor where I should place my hands.

"Just put them next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

 

[donkanaille94]

You don’t need a girlfriend to stick a finger in your ass, a proctologist will do for you too.

im aware, but there it always feels like i pooped myself when they pull their gear out, a pinky in my stinky on the other hand...


(fly low is my mission, now shut it down;))

edit: also i do not cum at the doctors. you are fucking weird, bro. I dont judge *kiss*

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

When I went for my exam I asked the doctor where I should place my hands.

"Just put them next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I knew I was in trouble when he took off his wrist watch

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

im aware, but there it always feels like i pooped myself when they pull their gear out, a pinky in my stinky on the other hand...


(fly low is my mission, now shut it down;))

You operating an unlicensed hotdog stand or are you a treetop flyer?

 

[Ninjadogma]

Long term weed storage solutions by jltg get a shit sucker outer ra fill a big bag with weed suck the shit outta her and seal open later for enjoyment purposes View attachment 2466883View attachment 2466884View attachment 2466885View attachment 2466886View attachment 2466887

I bought the Mason jar vacuum kit for my Food saver. Tried it one time and decided it's just way easier to put the vacuum lid on and manually suck the air out.

And in my spare time I kiss ladies' belly buttons from the inside.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

All I can think of looking at your bar area is this song Jack of Spades, when the Dj keeps cutting up the word Jack

As Jim Lahey used to say it’s a Fkn dirty drink but it is a favourite of mine my boy got me that silver bottle of single barrel from Vanuatu it won’t get drunk untill something special happens baby or something of that nature actually he finishes his carpentry’s apprenticeship this year that might do

 

[donkanaille94]

Long term weed storage solutions by jltg get a shit sucker outer ra fill a big bag with weed suck the shit outta her and seal open later for enjoyment purposes View attachment 2466883View attachment 2466884View attachment 2466885View attachment 2466886View attachment 2466887

Whats wrong with a jar? Wont crumble, easy to open and close.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Whats wrong with a jar? Wont crumble, easy to open and close.

It’s been in a jar for 6-8 months I find much longer than that it starts losing a bit of stink these are good jars to seal real well but still loses a bit so I vac him up and store it like this I’ve got a few jars only vac 2 of em for Ron

 

[Ninjadogma]

im aware, but there it always feels like i pooped myself when they pull their gear out, a pinky in my stinky on the other hand...


(fly low is my mission, now shut it down;))

edit: also i do not cum at the doctors. you are fucking weird, bro. I dont judge *kiss*

The asshole judge has spoken.

 

[donkanaille94]

fair enough, mine wont stand six months. i fear the day i got to hit up a dealer again, tomorrow ill set up my tent again, the thought is haunting me. Brrr

No freebies anymore exept for my closest homies <3

 

[Ninjadogma]

fair enough, mine wont stand six months. i fear the day i got to hit up a dealer again, tomorrow ill set up my tent again, the thought is haunting me. Brrr

For us chronic pot smokers I'm sure that's a common reaction... "wtf is this long term storage you speak of, do you have infinite weed or something?"