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@Captspaulding @ChairmanFester thanks for ruining my morning lol Soooo should I buy a different type of shrooms to grow the first time. I got albino penis envy and you guys are scaring me now lmao
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@Captspaulding @ChairmanFester thanks for ruining my morning lol

Soooo should I buy a different type of shrooms to grow the first time. I got albino penis envy and you guys are scaring me now lmao
Pick a tek and follow directions. I like medium jar PFtek for controlability and because it's so familiar. You might like a whole other thing. Don't worry about agar and cloning and spore prints, just grow out a syringe or two... buy a multipack actually. Try several teks. Floridamike has a method, watch him. Eventually it all comes down to food, environment and clean, all shaped by psychobabble mental energy stuff. Have a good day while you work, it really changes your eventual harvest.
 
Pick a tek and follow directions. I like medium jar PFtek for controlability and because it's so familiar. You might like a whole other thing. Don't worry about agar and cloning and spore prints, just grow out a syringe or two... buy a multipack actually. Try several teks. Floridamike has a method, watch him. Eventually it all comes down to food, environment and clean, all shaped by psychobabble mental energy stuff. Have a good day while you work, it really changes your eventual harvest.
Haha, I'm not sure if I'd watch me lmao!, I'm in the r&d phase🤓. It may be straight up too dusty here to do anything. This is why Ima jump head 1st into agar and liquid culture; it's to make sure I have good clean mycelium before going to grain. I should hopefully be ready to test my flow hood in the next few days. If my FH doesn't work ima build a glove box.

I have plenty of spore syringes that Ima experiment with before I attempt the melmac og spore swab. That will be a one and done shot and I want to have some agar experience before attempting it.

Waiting on jars now, that were supposed to be here yesterday
 

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Haha, I'm not sure if I'd watch me lmao!, I'm in the r&d phase🤓. It may be straight up too dusty here to do anything. This is why Ima jump head 1st into agar and liquid culture; it's to make sure I have good clean mycelium before going to grain. I should hopefully be ready to test my flow hood in the next few days. If my FH doesn't work ima build a glove box.

I have plenty of spore syringes that Ima experiment with before I attempt the melmac og spore swab. That will be a one and done shot and I want to have some agar experience before attempting it.

Waiting on jars now, that were supposed to be here yesterday
Waiting on my spawn bags lmao there were supposed to be here like Tuesday and now are coming Friday
 
If you remember this is wrong. MD20 20 was purple and the red stuff was strawberry fields.
Those new md's are bullshit.
At about age 15 I painted most of our families garage on a nice spring day with birds singing and me puking behind the garage so Dad did not see.
I worked at the local liquor store at 16 stocking the beer shelves several nights a week and while I couldn't buy outright the manager was 23 and he'd sell to me. I tried a Pagan Pink Ripple mixed with Orange Flavored Crown Russ Vodka. Painted my parents bathroom🤣 Manager was fired for stealing. He'd place a case or three of beer by the dumpster and take them hone after work, owner finally figured it out. Hell, I didn’t even know🤣🤣🤣
 
Waiting on my spawn bags lmao there were supposed to be here like Tuesday and now are coming Friday
I almost ran out of nutes. I use Master Blend and didn't realize this past Saturday there was only enough for 5 more days and this stuff doesn't come from Amazon the company mails it USPS. It arrives today, so they say and I started half strength on Sunday so I can get by a few more days if needed but I sure puckered on Saturday🤣
 
I worked at the local liquor store at 16 stocking the beer shelves several nights a week and while I couldn't buy outright the manager was 23 and he'd sell to me. I tried a Pagan Pink Ripple mixed with Orange Flavored Crown Russ Vodka. Painted my parents bathroom🤣 Manager was fired for stealing. He'd place a case or three of beer by the dumpster and take them hone after work, owner finally figured it out. Hell, I didn’t even know🤣🤣🤣
During high school a bunch of guys boosted a gawdawful amount of liquor from a train car at a distribution center. Over the weekend it was left out several tons of booze were lifted. It was the great train escape with no train just 3 pickup trucks with lights out transporting stolen liquor basically into the back door of a guy who will remain nameless.
It was a cube of cases 20 feet by 6 feet deep against a basement wall to the top.
 
During high school a bunch of guys boosted a gawdawful amount of liquor from a train car at a distribution center. Over the weekend it was left out several tons of booze were lifted. It was the great train escape with no train just 3 pickup trucks with lights out transporting stolen liquor basically into the back door of a guy who will remain nameless.
It was a cube of cases 20 feet by 6 feet deep against a basement wall to the top.
Rite of Passage. We jumped the alarm at a Fay's market and ran the beer cooler. It was like the Lufthansa heist locally lol.
 
I'm sure you've all heard of "Yahooing" beer... where you grab a 12 pack and yell "Yahoo!" as you run out the door.

I was working an AM/PM job when I was 18 and some asshole TRIED to do that. except he smacked into the door and it sent him backward on his ass. He got himself up and took off without the beer, lol.
 
aye,

my sister asked to experiment with all that leftover shit i got (sugar leaves, trim, crumbles, half rotten shit, all the stems) and wants to know what her best option would be. Ultimately she wants to make brownies out of all of it without much hassle.
 
I made up for my youthful heists when I was a ghetto supermarket manager overnight. It was before there were a ton of lawsuits about it, but they try to steal and you try to break them before they get to the door. We're not talking Jackie Chan though, standing was a feat for some of them so you could pull some WWF shit and they wouldn't oppose you in any meaningful way. We didn't call cops if they got away though.
 
aye,

my sister asked to experiment with all that leftover shit i got (sugar leaves, trim, crumbles, half rotten shit, all the stems) and wants to know what her best option would be. Ultimately she wants to make brownies out of all of it without much hassle.
Not that I suggest it but if someone says "what do I do with ___________?", I usually ask them if they can fit it in their ass lmao.
 
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