I had grok ai write a poem for my favorite plant that is starting to show it’s a male lol
You, my dank-ass weed, shot skyward, bold,
A marijuana beast, worth more than gold.
Leaves like swagger, fanning out with flair,
You owned the yard, no plant could compare.
I bowed to your vibe, you cocky green stud,
Dreaming of buds that’d spark up my blood.
Each sunrise, I’d stare, like a fool, damn near,
Thinking you’d drop me some chronic to cheer.
But you, you sly bastard, pulled a fast one, bro,
A male? For real? No sticky to show!
Just pollen and shade, you left me high and dry,
A middle finger from your throne in the sky.
Still, I’d fight for you, you smug-ass king,
No other plant’s got that wild, savage zing.
You broke my heart, left my dreams in a ditch,
But you’re still my ganja, you glorious son of a bitch.