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[ForestSpirit]

But actually, I want a Nobel Prize in biology or chemistry, whichever you prefer.Or maybe a medal for beautiful horns. Or you can just leave me alone, but I won't leave the professor alone.One for all, everyone is afraid of someone, but there are no Russian manufacturers, and I doubt that the police are responsible.The police might not know anything at all. They need facts.The facts are that this method makes you dependent on the products. The products are specialized, and the sellers have access to addresses and names. There are people in the chat rooms who are trying to make friends with you.Now it's all over. They haven't published anything for a year. They've already fallen. Now everyone is afraid.I showed the photo and no one was interested, so I don't think it's a big deal. Do you think the professor is a mafia boss? He's asking for money on YouTube, and I'm not even asking for it. He's like a poor rapper.This sector will die quietly. And the professor won't be able to continue. But if it's done right, it's a crime against the public. It's a life sentence. And it's not mine. I make the plants cleaner. Less harmful. And lately, I don't recommend 90% of what's sold openly.

 

[Grownsince95]

What’s up homies

The lower branch by the intake fan that was grabbing bugs had to get pulled early! That's what's up!

And another scorcher here in NYC

 

[Mikedin]

The lower branch by the intake fan that was grabbing bugs had to get pulled early! That's what's up!

And another scorcher here in NYC

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I don’t envy ya first cool..er day over here only 84 I’m other side of the state though

 

[Grownsince95]

Already at 109° before noon we might break the record today!

The F-Bombe hates it... but fuck her

 

[closettrapper217]

What’s up homies

What’s up brother! What you pulling out of the garden so far? I’ve been having some sugar peas green beans wax bean and assorted peppers this far. Also a little spinach but I seem to suck at growing that lol next year I’m figuring out the spinach. And cucumber all the cucumbers coming as always lol

I know you got your stuff in a little before me because I was like shit I better get moving after you post about getting the veggie garden up and running lol

 

[ChairmanFester]

"In Russia With Masha"

 

[closettrapper217]

Already at 109° before noon we might break the record today!

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The F-Bombe hates it... but fuck her

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Are you doing another run after this? Weather should be much better for ya lol

Btw I respect the fuck out of you for growing those plants as beautiful as you have because a lot of people have tried and failed to grow outside in a shed like that bravo.

Also I have a uk psychosis right now that smells like straight up old school New York piff and it makes me drool lol the weed of my teenage years here in ct haha always heard it was a nl5 x haze cross that made the piff. And that’s what this is. I’ve gotten a lot of different phenos but this one Im calling psychosis #1 is straight piff with some pine haha even got the skinny scraggly buds like I remember haha well not skinny but thin, you know what I’m talking about lol DEAD ASS

 

[ChairmanFester]

Down here, we all float! Mag-Lev Growing...

(utility pic of one of our mods in AI for Vibe Purposes) Let's get together and make a floating anti-gravity grow system, then give it away to the world. It's a shitbucket, all ideas welcome. Shitty photoshop encouraged. Crayon drawings given top priority. Who's got a techy brain to chip in?

www.thcfarmer.com

Dedicated thread for real geniuses, eh?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Other stuff, got the cooler on the Frankenstein build a bit ago, and just checked out the bubble bags can’t wait to give em a try they seem nice, the sides feel pretty durable we’ll see how they hold up was only like $45 ish for this set to try out with

Looks like the exact same kit I got

 

[ForestSpirit]

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"In Russia With Masha"

Yes, we're being modest. You can't turn back time. Well, I'm very pleased with Masha. And I'm still an experienced idiot. As an experienced idiot, I'll say that this is indeed a very dangerous herb, but it's the suppliers, not the consumers, who are responsible for its distribution. Masha is gentle and strong. But she doesn't offer a chase. We need medical professionals and psychiatrists again. Long-term examinations. Find people who don't drink or use drugs. Check everything. What if I'm right? What if the doctors haven't studied this issue enough? I haven't gotten into trouble in a difficult situation, and I'm calm and straightforward. I haven't been caught dealing drugs. I've never been arrested. I don't fully fit the medical description. I agree that smoking is unhealthy, but it's my choice.

 

[Grownsince95]

Are you doing another run after this? Weather should be much better for ya lol

Btw I respect the fuck out of you for growing those plants as beautiful as you have because a lot of people have tried and failed to grow outside in a shed like that bravo.

Also I have a uk psychosis right now that smells like straight up old school New York piff and it makes me drool lol the weed of my teenage years here in ct haha always heard it was a nl5 x haze cross that made the piff. And that’s what this is. I’ve gotten a lot of different phenos but this one Im calling psychosis #1 is straight piff with some pine haha even got the skinny scraggly buds like I remember haha well not skinny but thin, you know what I’m talking about lol DEAD ASS

Yeah I'm gonna grow year round out there.

Let's see what fun challenges the winter brings.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I agree that smoking is unhealthy, but it's my choice.

Here in legalized states we have a variety of gummies and cookies and such, they are made by a company in a proper facility. Of course at home all around the world there are machines and kits for doing it well. You don't need to smoke but I enjoy it most.

 

[ForestSpirit]

Here in legalized states we have a variety of gummies and cookies and such, they are made by a company in a proper facility. Of course at home all around the world there are machines and kits for doing it well. You don't need to smoke but I enjoy it most.

The problem is, if I didn't have to smoke it, I wouldn't use it. I like it, but damn, am I going to die from smoking?I don't want it any other way, I don't want porridge.I'm agreeing to throat cancer and impotence when I buy cigarettes.Maybe those who are impotent should be fined for smoking in public places?Thank God, breeding is quite illegal here. But not too much.Fuh, I can't laugh that much, let's end the topic.

 

[ForestSpirit]

Here, have some fun. The professor says that the guy had flowers and he wanted to cooperate, so he turned in the guy who didn't want to cooperate, and then the professor said, "Call me if you have flowers, and we'll cooperate." Doesn't that seem strange to you?

 

[Grownsince95]

 

[ChairmanFester]

Here, have some fun. The professor says that the guy had flowers and he wanted to cooperate, so he turned in the guy who didn't want to cooperate, and then the professor said, "Call me if you have flowers, and we'll cooperate." Doesn't that seem strange to you?

"How I Decorated My Wall (1922–1991)"


In the morning, I awoke and put up a picture of Lenin.
By lunch, the neighbors accused me of not having a picture of Lenin.
By dinner, I was interrogated about what Lenin meant to me.
I said "everything."
They said, "Good."
Then shot my dog just in case.


Next day, Stalin was in charge.
So I nailed Lenin’s picture behind the wardrobe and hung Stalin front and center — big frame, red velvet.
I smiled at it.
Not too much.
Too much smiling looked suspicious.


When Malenkov took over, I put his picture next to Stalin’s, but slightly lower.
Then I burned my diary, just in case I'd once written "Stalin smells like soup."


With Khrushchev, everything changed.
I dug up the Stalin picture, tried to burn it — it refused.
So I buried it in the garden and hung Khrushchev, smiling and bald, where Stalin once glared.
That night, I dreamt of knocks at the door.


Under Brezhnev, I didn’t bother taking Khrushchev down.
I just hung Brezhnev on top of him.
Layered my walls like sedimentary lies.
I practiced clapping for 12 minutes so I wouldn’t be the first to stop at the Party Congress.


Then came Andropov.
I squinted at his photo. He looked like a substitute math teacher.
I pinned him up, just in case he was serious.
Turns out he was.
So I fastened a spare pair of glasses to his frame.
Respectful. Scholarly.


Chernenko came and went before my soup even cooled.
I didn't bother switching the picture.
I just whispered apologies to the wall and promised to correct my future mistakes.


Then Gorbachev.
He said we could speak freely, so I asked if I could take all the portraits down.
He smiled.
So I did.
And then the country disappeared.


Now I just keep a mirror on the wall.
So whoever’s watching sees what they want.


And I practice smiling at myself.
Not too much.
Just enough to survive.

 

[donkanaille94]

"How I Decorated My Wall (1922–1991)"


In the morning, I awoke and put up a picture of Lenin.
By lunch, the neighbors accused me of not having a picture of Lenin.
By dinner, I was interrogated about what Lenin meant to me.
I said "everything."
They said, "Good."
Then shot my dog just in case.


Next day, Stalin was in charge.
So I nailed Lenin’s picture behind the wardrobe and hung Stalin front and center — big frame, red velvet.
I smiled at it.
Not too much.
Too much smiling looked suspicious.


When Malenkov took over, I put his picture next to Stalin’s, but slightly lower.
Then I burned my diary, just in case I'd once written "Stalin smells like soup."


With Khrushchev, everything changed.
I dug up the Stalin picture, tried to burn it — it refused.
So I buried it in the garden and hung Khrushchev, smiling and bald, where Stalin once glared.
That night, I dreamt of knocks at the door.


Under Brezhnev, I didn’t bother taking Khrushchev down.
I just hung Brezhnev on top of him.
Layered my walls like sedimentary lies.
I practiced clapping for 12 minutes so I wouldn’t be the first to stop at the Party Congress.


Then came Andropov.
I squinted at his photo. He looked like a substitute math teacher.
I pinned him up, just in case he was serious.
Turns out he was.
So I fastened a spare pair of glasses to his frame.
Respectful. Scholarly.


Chernenko came and went before my soup even cooled.
I didn't bother switching the picture.
I just whispered apologies to the wall and promised to correct my future mistakes.


Then Gorbachev.
He said we could speak freely, so I asked if I could take all the portraits down.
He smiled.
So I did.
And then the country disappeared.


Now I just keep a mirror on the wall.
So whoever’s watching sees what they want.


And I practice smiling at myself.
Not too much.
Just enough to survive.

lmao, my phone is full of exploding russians. The one that ran around the tank, loool. Yesterday there was a russian on a fucking scooter. BOOOOOM! wont post the vids out of respect to your feelings. It is what it is, huh?

 

[ForestSpirit]

«Как я украсил свою стену (1922–1991)»


Утром я проснулся и повесил портрет Ленина .
К обеду соседи обвинили меня в том, что у меня нет портрета Ленина.
К ужину меня спросили, что для меня значит Ленин.
Я сказал «всё».
Они сказали: «Хорошо».
А потом на всякий случай застрелил свою собаку.


На следующий день командование перешло к Сталину .
Поэтому я прибила портрет Ленина за шкафом, а Сталина повесила спереди в центре — большая рама, красный бархат.
Я улыбнулся.
Не слишком много.
Слишком частая улыбка выглядела подозрительно.


Когда Маленков пришел к власти, я поместил его портрет рядом со Сталиным, но чуть ниже.
Затем я сжег свой дневник на всякий случай, если я когда-то написал: «Сталин пахнет супом».


С приходом Хрущева все изменилось.
Я выкопал портрет Сталина, попытался его сжечь — он отказался.
Поэтому я закопал его в саду и повесил Хрущева, улыбающегося и лысого, там, где когда-то сверлил взглядом Сталин.
В ту ночь мне приснился стук в дверь.


При Брежневе я не стал свергать Хрущева.
Я просто повесил на него Брежнева.
Наслаивали мои стены, словно осадочную ложь.
Я репетировал аплодисменты в течение 12 минут, чтобы не оказаться первым, кто остановится на съезде партии.


Затем пришел Андропов .
Я прищурился, глядя на его фотографию. Он был похож на учителя математики, работающего на замену.
Я прижал его к себе, на всякий случай, если он говорит серьезно.
Оказалось, что так оно и было.
Поэтому я прикрепил к его оправе запасную пару очков.
Уважительный. Учёный.


Черненко пришёл и ушёл ещё до того, как мой суп остыл.
Я не стал менять картинку.
Я просто прошептал стене извинения и пообещал исправить свои ошибки в будущем.


Затем Горбачев .
Он сказал, что мы можем говорить свободно, поэтому я спросил, можно ли снять все портреты.
Он улыбнулся.
Я так и сделал.
А потом страна исчезла.


Теперь я просто держу зеркало на стене.
Так что тот, кто смотрит, видит то, что хочет.


И я учусь улыбаться себе.
Не слишком много.
Ровно столько, чтобы выжить.

I don't care what happens, but the rat in the robe won't escape me, and I've paid for the internet.

 

[ChairmanFester]

lmao, my phone is full of exploding russians. The one that ran around the tank, loool. Yesterday there was a russian on a fucking scooter. BOOOOOM! wont post the vids out of respect to your feelings. It is what it is, huh?

In our brotherhood here, grimdark humor is therapy for the bad out there. Here, smoke and grow and try to laugh. Out there, I have many videos but for the humanity you'd think it was a bad movie. In many ways a government is a thing that happens to us.

 

[donkanaille94]

In our brotherhood here, grimdark humor is therapy for the bad out there. Here, smoke and grow and try to laugh. Out there, I have many videos but for the humanity you'd think it was a bad movie. In many ways a government is a thing that happens to us.

Im sorry bro, will take some time off and check back in soon. Im just too angry atm

The seeds are looking fucking fantastic!