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[ForestSpirit]

For the lady who gets impaled.

That's what looks really shitty. Damn it, I can't leave it like this. That agronomist should be in prison. But that's not the worst thing I've seen. Sometimes I felt dizzy because I could feel her pain. I'm not kidding, it was really painful to watch, and my laughter was more like a fit of hysteria. But now I don't really care, because I understand that the search for the guilty parties may not even begin. The question is whether the professor will run away or stay. I couldn't be in his shoes, so I don't know what to advise him.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

mmmmmmmm......BLT sammich

 

[ForestSpirit]

The baby is growing. The color of healthy biomass is like a balm for the soul. It's as if nature is saying, "It's so simple. I don't need anything from you, and I will give you everything you desire.I'm quite satisfied with watering once every two days. The reed requires daily watering in the same pot. I noticed this back in winter.But it also grows twice as big.I want to pollinate the reeds with this miracle.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[JIMKSI64]

Note:
Just before chop Apple fritter Auto smells like lemon and spice and it's like the filter fell off. My home made air veloceometer can not find a leak and the tent has negative pressure. Locked door in the basement smells is pretty strong throughout the house.. I do not care at all but I did kind of buy a filter and it is useless.
It also has this richness to the smell that is hard to define very well. The back of the tongue catches this rich flavorful taste and smell like a freaking spice cake but no cinnamon.

Very close. Sugars turning purple.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Goth Bitch got disciplined. It was throwing singles in total reveg mid flower like this and stopped all that and started getting height!?! With this level of confusion Mr. Newbie me is a little stumped but choosing 1 over 0 I had to pull a street move. Total repot with a fresh batch of my soil mix and a thin layer of pure dirt on top; I hand mix that much every feed anyway so it spreads and absorbs nicely. It's going to live or die but it is NOT going to sit in terminal reveg.

 

[ForestSpirit]

Goth Bitch got disciplined. It was throwing singles in total reveg mid flower like this and stopped all that and started getting height!?! With this level of confusion Mr. Newbie me is a little stumped but choosing 1 over 0 I had to pull a street move. Total repot with a fresh batch of my soil mix and a thin layer of pure dirt on top; I hand mix that much every feed anyway so it spreads and absorbs nicely. It's going to live or die but it is NOT going to sit in terminal reveg.

You have no idea how much I missed Masha's boobs. The days are passing, and I can't wait to see this beauty again. Her leaves really do resemble wings, and despite their size, they bring tears to my eyes when she enters the flowering stage. It's so cute. I really hope I can find a small reed phenotype, and with pollination, the plant will become even smaller and faster. Since the "big boy" didn't have any effect on Masha, I'm afraid that I'll end up with a different Masha without any changes. But maybe there will be something interesting. I don't know, how can I know? On the other hand, if there are no changes, it might be for the best. It's impossible to know, and all I can do is check. I like small and fast plants. What I like even more is that I don't have to do anything else to please the plants.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Goth Bitch got disciplined. It was throwing singles in total reveg mid flower like this and stopped all that and started getting height!?! With this level of confusion Mr. Newbie me is a little stumped but choosing 1 over 0 I had to pull a street move. Total repot with a fresh batch of my soil mix and a thin layer of pure dirt on top; I hand mix that much every feed anyway so it spreads and absorbs nicely. It's going to live or die but it is NOT going to sit in terminal reveg.

So adding repot stress to a revegged plant and an auto.
How many re's are you trying to put in front of a single plant.
It's not a contest.

 

[ForestSpirit]

Goth Bitch got disciplined. It was throwing singles in total reveg mid flower like this and stopped all that and started getting height!?! With this level of confusion Mr. Newbie me is a little stumped but choosing 1 over 0 I had to pull a street move. Total repot with a fresh batch of my soil mix and a thin layer of pure dirt on top; I hand mix that much every feed anyway so it spreads and absorbs nicely. It's going to live or die but it is NOT going to sit in terminal reveg.

If the plant is stable, it should survive everything. My Masha only reacts negatively to changes in the balance. She dies after two waterings. Your plant seems quite sturdy. However, if I maintain the balance, Masha can withstand temperatures as low as -4°C. This is remarkable, as I have only read about it in books.I had 4 plants, auto-flowers, which were almost as picky as Masha. They couldn't be watered too often, and the difference in yield was 10 g, 30 g, 50 g, and almost 100 g. I want to say that it's not just about balance, but also about water management.But balance is very important, we can imagine it as the execution of the genetic code, where the balance of elements and surrounding factors is responsible for compliance, and the water regime is responsible for execution. It's like trying to fit into smaller jeans or looking for a belt to keep them from falling off.

 

[ChairmanFester]

So adding repot stress to a revegged plant and an auto.
How many re's are you trying to put in front of a single plant.
It's not a contest.

Yup. Light cycle as if it was being not auto failed.
Flower nutrients and temp drop failed.
No flowering tent because I'm poor.
I was born wrong and often satellites white-noise my thoughts.
It acts NOTHING like the unclipped same batch plant which I'm a super fan of.
I got 16 solid flowers on one plant one time now, so fuckin obviously I'm a genius eh? I must have the answer in this completely unreasonable move which has a nice shot at just killing it- although I was more gentle than the expensive toilet paper on the bungus.
And this is why the good seeds have not been planted yet

 

[ForestSpirit]

Yup. Light cycle as if it was being not auto failed.
Flower nutrients and temp drop failed.
No flowering tent because I'm poor.
I was born wrong and often satellites white-noise my thoughts.
It acts NOTHING like the unclipped same batch plant which I'm a super fan of.
I got 16 solid flowers on one plant one time now, so fuckin obviously I'm a genius eh? I must have the answer in this completely unreasonable move which has a nice shot at just killing it- although I was more gentle than the expensive toilet paper on the bungus.
And this is why the good seeds have not been planted yet

Yes, it's a good idea to hone your skills first, otherwise you might lose an important resource. In my country, seeds are the biggest problem. I'm damn glad I have a lot of seeds. Not to mention, this is exactly what I've been searching for all my life.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Yup. Light cycle as if it was being not auto failed.
Flower nutrients and temp drop failed.
No flowering tent because I'm poor.
I was born wrong and often satellites white-noise my thoughts.
It acts NOTHING like the unclipped same batch plant which I'm a super fan of.
I got 16 solid flowers on one plant one time now, so fuckin obviously I'm a genius eh? I must have the answer in this completely unreasonable move which has a nice shot at just killing it- although I was more gentle than the expensive toilet paper on the bungus.
And this is why the good seeds have not been planted yet

I am starting to see a pattern. We go to a post where the grower has a mystery. Somehow we get infected with mystery failure to thrive spoors through the internets thing.
Suddenly we have no idea what we are doing. What is this place. Who am I.

 

[ForestSpirit]

When we grow plants indoors, we don't have to worry about solubility, water regime, or balance. We can relax. Outside, solubility can be a problem if there's too much nitrogen and not enough calcium. However, indoors, we don't have to worry about these issues. We can control everything. However, the seeds are the most important factor. I've already mentioned this, but I had plants that grew on their own. It was terrible, I broke them in every way I could, but they just kept growing and growing. I couldn't do anything. They were very resilient and genetically large, I call them weeds.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Note:
Just before chop Apple fritter Auto smells like lemon and spice and it's like the filter fell off. My home made air veloceometer can not find a leak and the tent has negative pressure. Locked door in the basement smells is pretty strong throughout the house.. I do not care at all but I did kind of buy a filter and it is useless.
It also has this richness to the smell that is hard to define very well. The back of the tongue catches this rich flavorful taste and smell like a freaking spice cake but no cinnamon.

Very close. Sugars turning purple.

I've always love the way the smell will change over time. Even the fruit of the GDP and BBHP have variations throughout the grow and I can never seem to get enough. I'll stand in front of a flowering plant and gently run a hand over a cola to increase the smell while taking it all in. I'll never tire of the wonderfulness of our favorite plant

 

[ChairmanFester]

Jesus. I've invented a fungus that grown between brains on the internet and attacks plants. That's probably why my blood type is so fuckin weird (which is not some word salad free form poetry I virtually have no blood type).
ANDYWAYZ
Checking those other solutions off the list, treating it as auto that slipped a gene and went photo, with no coming out of veg again... but no reason to suspect the old soil. It's 4-1.5-1 and ph dead middle 6 so 6.5 and ? So I'll put it back to 18/6 with my soil mix at 3-1-1 and a pint of clean tap water.
IF she don't die...
IF she don't suddenly sprout an apple...
IF my new anti-satellite device works...
I haven't exactly wasted much trying. Sir my helmet is tight and the rifle is serviced. I'm going in. TOTAL CHLOROPHYLIAN VICTORY!

 

[JIMKSI64]

MmmmmmmmMEME

 

[ForestSpirit]

Jesus. I've invented a fungus that grown between brains on the internet and attacks plants. That's probably why my blood type is so fuckin weird (which is not some word salad free form poetry I virtually have no blood type).
ANDYWAYZ
Checking those other solutions off the list, treating it as auto that slipped a gene and went photo, with no coming out of veg again... but no reason to suspect the old soil. It's 4-1.5-1 and ph dead middle 6 so 6.5 and ? So I'll put it back to 18/6 with my soil mix at 3-1-1 and a pint of clean tap water.
IF she don't die...
IF she don't suddenly sprout an apple...
IF my new anti-satellite device works...
I haven't exactly wasted much trying. Sir my helmet is tight and the rifle is serviced. I'm going in. TOTAL CHLOROPHYLIAN VICTORY!

The autoflowering gene is very strong, and it cannot be replaced. However, there are three genes responsible for flowering. This is a bit more complex than just the flowering cycle. You simply need to know that cannabis is a short-day plant. You can determine your genetics at 12 hours. At 18 hours, you can determine whether the plant is autoflowering. I will not go into detail. But the fact is that self-flowering plants are more resistant to light. My Masha doesn't grow much in 12 hours, but the self-flowering variety behaves differently. However, at 18 hours, Masha becomes beautiful but very sensitive to light and starts growing as a bush. Even in low light conditions. I hope I've explained it clearly.

 

[closettrapper217]

Jesus. I've invented a fungus that grown between brains on the internet and attacks plants. That's probably why my blood type is so fuckin weird (which is not some word salad free form poetry I virtually have no blood type).
ANDYWAYZ
Checking those other solutions off the list, treating it as auto that slipped a gene and went photo, with no coming out of veg again... but no reason to suspect the old soil. It's 4-1.5-1 and ph dead middle 6 so 6.5 and ? So I'll put it back to 18/6 with my soil mix at 3-1-1 and a pint of clean tap water.
IF she don't die...
IF she don't suddenly sprout an apple...
IF my new anti-satellite device works...
I haven't exactly wasted much trying. Sir my helmet is tight and the rifle is serviced. I'm going in. TOTAL CHLOROPHYLIAN VICTORY!

I’m trying to understand this. Do you think the soil caused it to reveg?

Or is this all a joke I don’t understand lol

 

[Grownsince95]

I wrote a new hit for the guys in the chat. Damn, I love them, it's unrequited love, and my heart is breaking. My soul is in turmoil, and they're not here. I'm trying to distribute bananas and sausages as best I can, and I'll be there for them when they need me. My girls sing beautifully, don't they?

The AI music is getting scary good but it's not quite there, the lyrics can be weird but it works sometimes. I think the Trainwreck anthem needs to be metal though so I prompted Suno with: "a song about a place called Trainwreck run by a scary clown named captain where everyone smokes"

It did not disappoint! But someone needs to teach the algorithm about breakdowns in metal because this song could really use one!

Here's "Trainwreck Inferno" by Spliffknot

 

[ForestSpirit]

It's a pity there's no translation, I really don't know what my songs are about, and I'm not sure if the translator accurately captures the meaning. But it's a damn rap song, so what does it matter what they're singing?I listen to a lot of Russian songs, and I often don't understand anything either.To be honest, the strange text is what I'm asking the neural network for.I'm laughing a lot right now because I've been listening to the neural network's Russian songs, and there are a lot of mistakes. I can't imagine how my shit sounds to native speakers.But for some reason I like it.

The AI music is getting scary good but it's not quite there, the lyrics are always really lame. I think the Trainwreck anthem needs to be metal though so I prompted Suno with: "a song about a place called Trainwreck run by a scary clown named captain where everyone smokes"

It did not disappoint! But someone needs to teach the algorithm about breakdowns in metal because this song could really use one!

Here's "Trainwreck Inferno" by Spliffknot