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[Captspaulding]

MURICA!
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[ChairmanFester]

Sprayed them with with nitro heavy liquids spun out of pee? Lol

Dude I have some nutrients I will send you free of charge.

Message me your address lol

I once again don’t know if this is a joke I missed or what lmao

No, honest to god I made a centrifuge and checked a chart and you spin pee until it stratifies and suck out the second layer down by color chart, then run it through cleaned sand. BAM, nitrogen soup. Recombine with water at that ratio and it's either direct water or foliar mist but I only used it one other time as an experiment.
I have 90% of A&B Home and Garden brand mix... so like idk 60 gallons worth.
I would totally accept nutes anyway and thank you for it. In fact I'll make or pick out a woodcraft and send it to you. I dig trades.

AND GODFUCKINGDAMNITSATANFUCKMEMOMMY!
I was gently moving Goth Bitch from "false dusk" of her last hour of light to dark and my (FUCKFUCKFUCK) child rammed into my leg, long story short it fractured one of 4 main branches off the trunk at the joint. 1/4 split from the top.
I made a super careful masking tape cast around it and put some Hydrogel (tee-em) which is water gelatinized with sugar and collagen for this gimmick planter upstairs on the wound.
AGAIN we pray for this cunt. I could have used it not happening but a case of "oh it'll take 5 seconds I'll just..." FUCK.
She will be stacking pieces of paper numbered 1-20 PERFECTLY SQUARE for about the next 20 minutes. We don't spank or yell or get upset. We use the Operation Enduring Freedom interrogation handbook. I bet she wishes I got angry sometimes though.

 

[Captspaulding]

She’s a living Dead Girl

Shes not dead. She is not alive. She has no roots. I plucked her from the cube and scraped the sides of her stem. Dunked her in Clonex. Just playing with at this point.
We shall see

Sprayed them with with nitro heavy liquids spun out of pee? Lol

Dude I have some nutrients I will send you free of charge.

Message me your address lol

I once again don’t know if this is a joke I missed or what lmao

Hes serious chairman,
Im sure hes got you on a couple few good nutes.
Awful nice of him to offer.

 

[Captspaulding]

No, honest to god I made a centrifuge and checked a chart and you spin pee until it stratifies and suck out the second layer down by color chart, then run it through cleaned sand. BAM, nitrogen soup. Recombine with water at that ratio and it's either direct water or foliar mist but I only used it one other time as an experiment.
I have 90% of A&B Home and Garden brand mix... so like idk 60 gallons worth.
I would totally accept nutes anyway and thank you for it. In fact I'll make or pick out a woodcraft and send it to you. I dig trades.

AND GODFUCKINGDAMNITSATANFUCKMEMOMMY!
I was gently moving Goth Bitch from "false dusk" of her last hour of light to dark and my (FUCKFUCKFUCK) child rammed into my leg, long story short it fractured one of 4 main branches off the trunk at the joint. 1/4 split from the top.
I made a super careful masking tape cast around it and put some Hydrogel (tee-em) which is water gelatinized with sugar and collagen for this gimmick planter upstairs on the wound.
AGAIN we pray for this cunt. I could have used it not happening but a case of "oh it'll take 5 seconds I'll just..." FUCK.
She will be stacking pieces of paper numbered 1-20 PERFECTLY SQUARE for about the next 20 minutes. We don't spank or yell or get upset. We use the Operation Enduring Freedom interrogation handbook. I bet she wishes I got angry sometimes though.

Just use zip strips, man so much easier

 

[Captspaulding]

No, honest to god I made a centrifuge and checked a chart and you spin pee until it stratifies and suck out the second layer down by color chart, then run it through cleaned sand. BAM, nitrogen soup. Recombine with water at that ratio and it's either direct water or foliar mist but I only used it one other time as an experiment.
I have 90% of A&B Home and Garden brand mix... so like idk 60 gallons worth.
I would totally accept nutes anyway and thank you for it. In fact I'll make or pick out a woodcraft and send it to you. I dig trades.

AND GODFUCKINGDAMNITSATANFUCKMEMOMMY!
I was gently moving Goth Bitch from "false dusk" of her last hour of light to dark and my (FUCKFUCKFUCK) child rammed into my leg, long story short it fractured one of 4 main branches off the trunk at the joint. 1/4 split from the top.
I made a super careful masking tape cast around it and put some Hydrogel (tee-em) which is water gelatinized with sugar and collagen for this gimmick planter upstairs on the wound.
AGAIN we pray for this cunt. I could have used it not happening but a case of "oh it'll take 5 seconds I'll just..." FUCK.
She will be stacking pieces of paper numbered 1-20 PERFECTLY SQUARE for about the next 20 minutes. We don't spank or yell or get upset. We use the Operation Enduring Freedom interrogation handbook. I bet she wishes I got angry sometimes though.

Stop playing with pee.
Yeesh.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I do have the Trainwreck to thank for at least my currently curing day 1 last harvest. You guys set me right. So we think nicely about this.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I’m slightly disappointed right now I thought you were growing them somewhere else

 

[Captspaulding]

I can almost taste the old school gdp from here lol
So weird I was just coming on here to say

“What’s everyone smoking today”

I’m smoking some psychoberries from a few months ago. It’s looking to be a beautiful Saturday outside!

Im smoking down on some “satan flakes”
With my homie rick.
Because the tables have turned.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Salt those fuckers up and they so good! You gotta bake them! Non of the mushy pot boiling or steaming crap!

i mean unless you grew up on Brussels sprouts farm and thats all you ate as a kid!

I love roasting them with garlic and olive oil and fresh grated Parmesan cheese

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

And here I was think plumbers a top bloke now I know your love for the dreaded sprout I’m re thinking my judgement

I knew that if someone said something about Brussel sprouts that you’d come out of nowhere and object to it.

 

[Captspaulding]

I knew that if someone said something about Brussel sprouts that you’d come out of nowhere and object to it.

They are truly gastly little wads of heinous fuckall from the bowls of hell.

Natures hemroid

 

[closettrapper217]

No, honest to god I made a centrifuge and checked a chart and you spin pee until it stratifies and suck out the second layer down by color chart, then run it through cleaned sand. BAM, nitrogen soup. Recombine with water at that ratio and it's either direct water or foliar mist but I only used it one other time as an experiment.
I have 90% of A&B Home and Garden brand mix... so like idk 60 gallons worth.
I would totally accept nutes anyway and thank you for it. In fact I'll make or pick out a woodcraft and send it to you. I dig trades.

AND GODFUCKINGDAMNITSATANFUCKMEMOMMY!
I was gently moving Goth Bitch from "false dusk" of her last hour of light to dark and my (FUCKFUCKFUCK) child rammed into my leg, long story short it fractured one of 4 main branches off the trunk at the joint. 1/4 split from the top.
I made a super careful masking tape cast around it and put some Hydrogel (tee-em) which is water gelatinized with sugar and collagen for this gimmick planter upstairs on the wound.
AGAIN we pray for this cunt. I could have used it not happening but a case of "oh it'll take 5 seconds I'll just..." FUCK.
She will be stacking pieces of paper numbered 1-20 PERFECTLY SQUARE for about the next 20 minutes. We don't spank or yell or get upset. We use the Operation Enduring Freedom interrogation handbook. I bet she wishes I got angry sometimes though.

Building a centrifuge had to cost more than the ten bucks it would cost you for some mega crop. Right now if you use FREEPROMO you can get some mega crop and just pay shipping you can get some of dat.

But either way I got you, I got some old shit laying around I won’t use. My brother in law is a plumber he works In A lot of commercial grows in mass and gets free nutes all the time so I try to spread the love lol

Just please stop using your urine LMAO

 

[ChairmanFester]

Lmao my brother in Christ this is part adventure. And it's not exactly just pissing on the plant haha. All you need for a centrifuge is a record player and lamp parts. Most of the time it's not even assembled... but it's free and works over 4 hours. But yes, I shall not cast aspersions on flowers in my path.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Took this 15mim ago

7:45am left coast. On shore moisture. This is every morning May/June and a week or 2 in July. Gonna have to check on the weather. 8am and still the same. Looks like it will burn off by 11 so I got some time to transplant some stuff Off to the Salt Mines, as my old man use to say

 

[Captspaulding]

Thikkkk

Uk psychosis #2

Way denser bud than #1 with more a fruit and cheese smell. But packing on some weight babyyyyy!

See this was a plant i named “persona non grata “
I had zero clue what it was.
Looks alot like what you are showing.
Super close.
Very oldschool flavor wise

 

[Captspaulding]

Lmao my brother in Christ this is part adventure. And it's not exactly just pissing on the plant haha. All you need for a centrifuge is a record player and lamp parts. Most of the time it's not even assembled... but it's free and works over 4 hours. But yes, I shall not cast aspersions on flowers in my path.

Hey, ill piss on em!!!!!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Listen motherfuckers... look at this child. If she grows up to be a hot chick, there will be teenage boys to deal with. And people get SO MAD if you just sedate them and leave them in a cornfield. I'm fucked, hopefully she learns how to code LINUX hardware patches because that is very effective birth control.
8 years till full teenage bullshit. Let me testify; EIGHT.
Send money to Jesus!

Enrollment in martial arts classes, and you’ll never have to worry about her. Unless she kills a dude

 

[ChairmanFester]

I pan fry sprouts in avacado oil with bacon bits and parm cheese, pepper and garlic. I hardly use salt.

 

[closettrapper217]

Fester in the public bathroom looking over at you while you’re in the urinal next to him


“hey, you using that pee?”

 

[ChairmanFester]

Enrollment in martial arts classes, and you’ll never have to worry about her. Unless she kills a dude

When she was 3 we were playing the battle of 29 Easting with toy soldiers and tanks. She knows what fire for effect, flanking, and security operations are. She doesn't need karate when she can call artillery.