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[Putthataway]

Happy Monday. Hope y’all had a good weekend and s***

Just look at her disposition. Beautiful structure.

 

[Putthataway]

My lady’s accord been a great reliable vehicle over the last decade. It’s developed a Christmas tree on the dash. The tps, cruise, tire pressure light and the steering light are on. It’s this abs pump type deal that’s failed. Apparently it’s a common issue. The part is $1200. Idk what the heck this is made of. Car runs and drives fine except annoying lights.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Just look at her disposition. Beautiful structure.

They’ve been fun. That’s for sure

 

[Captspaulding]

This applies a bit toooooo much

 

[Captspaulding]

That sucks Bro
Look at the bright side, at least no one died, right?.... right?

No blood and hair and skin and gore?


At least you still seem in good spirits

I'm certain there are many spliffs involved
Can't get a clown down and all that...

Ive had 6-7 today.
Im gonna pass out,
And look on the bright side of life
In the am.
Im faded, like my shirt…..

 

[Captspaulding]

I appreciate the sentiment. It kept my side work very busy.

About 15 years ago I went and got a automobile locksmith ID number for working on BMW and BENZ. It was a defensive measure as both companies started expanding what was covered under the ALSID rules. They went to the extent of not allowing CSS purchases without a licence as it has to be coded and was a primary sensor. Then the VSS got flagged. This was in the trans pan and yes it needed to be coded but it was not a primary sensor and they car would flag and go to 2nd gear start but not just stop.
BMW actually came out to fire me for doing side work related to ALSID violations. I had ordered enough stuff to get flagged by a supplier
LOL I never worked for BMW. Just a guy trying to get by. Now GTF off my property.
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Ridiculous
Wow.
So my mother-in-law had a BMW m5 2015
every single button has fallen off broken off to the point where the little clips on the back of them had snapped too, so you couldn’t even put them back on. They all had little tiny pieces of tape that were there trying to put them back in place because she was a cute old lady that didn’t know better and to boot. It was as rigid as a fucking race car in the suspension department and I get their M 5 are kind of supposed to be hot shit rides or whatever but I’m telling you dude unless I’m on a track I don’t wanna feel every single fucking bump and rock and pebble that you run over

 

[Florida_Mike]

Inspired by the kitten/tiger image the other day...

 

[Florida_Mike]

Dumb & Dumber in pencil

 

[Crazyformes]

Today. I have some bloody knuckles
What is it with these sedans nowadays.
Zero room for shit. Like my damned hands let alone a wrench,
Or impact.



Or anything


So wife calls. She is over heating
I go outside open the trailer, roll out my tools.
She makes the turn headed towards the house. The car has a buuunch of puke coming out from the cooling system.
I recoil as i ask “what did you run over”
She doesnt take kindly to driving critisim,
And she says “well i may have pulled to far into a parking block.”
I think, “wow, she upped it, just like that?”
So i go to look under the car, return hose for the radiator, ripped open
The bottom cradle for the radiator, it gone. The sensor rack for the cooling system, gone, oh but what this? Hey at least the three sensors are still here hanging in the wind.
Thats a bonus.
Guess thats how she knew she was over heating. The main sensor was wrapped around that split hose i was talking about. The other two are for the cooling fans.
We dont put a ton of miles on our cars, and when we got this thing, it came with a full documentation of its work logs.
Didnt need to service the cooling system for another 11k. I take the raditor out, and what the fuck do you know, its fucking full of dex cool




-IT DOESNT FUCKING TAKE DEX COOL,
It takes g4O
It looks like grape drink.
Not orange drink you dipshit mechanic whoever the fuck you are. So i flush the top wnd of the cooling sytem out and start catching all the bs that corroded. I was fucked up shit all told. Think watered down pasta gravy.
So i put on the new radiator fill it with some gunk remover, bc the car still has some of the dex cool in the block. And the heater core. Gotta get that out too before it get the 9-10 quarts of g40. Heres the bonus
Entire rocker plate is gone, and so are the mounts for a new one, so i fabricate a new one and fuck with that alllllll fucking day trying to figure out how the fuck im protect the bottom end from “the wrath”

I wasted 2 pieces of quality sheet metal until i figured, fuck it, im backing some of the bolts out from some questionable spots. and using those the mount the plate off the driving components. There was no other way.

While i was under there, my wandering eye catches the driver side inner wheel, looks like she rode that car down a high curb with the wheel cut hard left for a mile.
That or wolverine went “SNIKT”
And got to have a bit of fun.



So moral of the story.
Stop short
You never know when youll hit a mile long parking block that rips the front end of your car to shreds.
Its like she thinks i dont have eyes. Let alone a brain attached to them


How was your day yall ?



I fucking quit

I feel you brother, I call my wife "Stevie"...
You shouldn't be able to drive if you can't see.. her car is banged up here and there... I fix the major dents.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Imagine shoring this up and parking it on dry land as a house lol. It has two engines you could repurpose as generators.

Altair Tug Boat (Inoperable)

Steel Hull, Living Quarters, Alco Main engines w/ Halley reduction gear

www.govplanet.com

 

[Florida_Mike]

Open the flap
Smoke spliffs with them close door.

Seriously @ChairmanFester; there is now over 400ppm atmospheric co2.

There is very little if any benefit to adding more co2 than that, unless you
have everything else dialed in 100%.

Bottom line, if a system isn't dialed in at or near % then supplemental
co2 is a waste of money. Spend on better lights, soil and GreenLeaf nutes.

Me, just being in a small br with a 4x4 & 4x8 tent, raises co2 levels to over
900ppm, the max you want to give plants is 1400ppm


Oh, & QUIT PLAYING WITH UR PISS! lmao...

 

[Florida_Mike]

Happy 420 & Taco Tuesday!

 

[JIMKSI64]

Few nice classic Apple Fritter Cones going on.

 

[Florida_Mike]

 

[ChairmanFester]

34434333333

I do digital art because I can't draw. So good on ya! Do you use any kind of tablet and stylus as well as pencil?
A.A.S. in radio and tv production but I did 3 years making a tv show before I saw a classroom, and lots was doing graphics. That's my entry into "photoshop" although I've never used that program; using it like one does "kleenex" for any tissue. From there my laser work and now haltingly my cnc wood router is all based on that and 4chan experience digitally x-raying through clothing.

 

[closettrapper217]

“Susan, you’re the only one that gets me goin!”

 

[Florida_Mike]

MJ Teaching JC some moves...

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Everything about that car is stupid
Some of the “engineering” that went into these things boggles my mind

I’m convinced that anybody who designed and blueprinted those cars, modern VW‘s in particular were all members of the lollipop Guild, hung out with howard the duck, the midget from willow. that little dude who was always talking about planes from fantasy Island, tiny dr evil and most dangerous of them all


Security guard era gary coleman

You forgot about Sir Peter Dinklage

 

[voltage]

Good morning.

 

[closettrapper217]

This mushroom popped out overnight in Herman’s cage. Pretttty cool. Especially since it’s right next to his fake mushroom house lol

If you look closely in the second pic you can see Herman trying to decide if he wants to trip now, or after lunch.