THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[ChairmanFester]

Anyone know anything about aloe? How to build a pot and how do they like their nute mix?

 

[ChairmanFester]

Some dude just got arrested a couple of days ago at the Dead and Co. show for being in possession of 100 tanks in his trailer

Yeah it's the first Dead show with a dispensary so they want people buying that. I have heard incredible meme numbers on the sales but idk what to believe. I know they limited it to less than an ounce at first.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[donkanaille94]

How do you like to leave the end of your joints? You got

A) the Dutch knot
B) closed to perfection
C) wiiiide open

B

 

[donkanaille94]

I prefer the asshole.
Remove enough pot to fold the ends in and rotate the joint pushing the lip of the paper in.
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nice deck

 

[closettrapper217]

For instance, mine would be Louis the lemon

Edward Latham is mine lmao

 

[closettrapper217]

Before they added shit to make you puke if you breathed automotive nitrous, it was just so filthy you'd get the reaction you got. Food grade is very good and the cost of medical usually isn't for much benefit. So if you want a "final answer" try that once... do like a box of 24, and if you still don't like it well some people never do.
Otherwise please don't stand between me and the nitrous tank unless it's yours because nobody will ever find you again.
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Used to be signs outside shows: "Nitrous Oxide is banned in all forms. It is subject to immediate search and seizure. Banned items are forfeit as personal property and theft will be ignored."

Oh I’ve done it in all forms brother I worked in restaurants after this And used to crack them bitches in the walk in haha still hated it every time haha

 

[ChairmanFester]

Oh I’ve done it in all forms brother I worked in restaurant And used to crack them bitches in the walk in haha still hated it every time haha

Then yeah it's not your flavor. I just know what's dirty and what's not, and how to filter it (pee is not involved).

 

[JIMKSI64]

This is an Auto.
There are many like it but this one is mine.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Nitrous. One of the only drugs I didn’t like. Family friends of mine own a custom Harley shop in the town I grew up in. I worked there from like the time I was 18 to the time I was 25. Well all the bikers and club members would love coming in there hitting the nitrous. Idk I always just wanted to like it so bad because it’s like the hippy drug but idk it never made me feel good. I just feel like it’s a shitty feeling overall but damn did I try lmao

Moral of the story is, don't go anywhere Mike. MAYBE you should pop some beans now you know by the time they start flowering it will be nice and cool and you can get two runs in this winter haha you said you wanted to do some mothers in s s s soil so you better start soon since it takes so long lol

Idk what happened and I’m too lazy to go back and play detective but regardless the trainwreck isn’t the same without you brother.

Nothing happened. Just going to take the advice of a friend and slow my roll a little bit. I'm not going anywhere, I'll be lurking around.
I've just been way to reactive here lately and been having to eat some crow.....and I fooking hate crow.

The post was just a twist on what's been happening with me, mashed with the Capt getting his car going.... pits, nitrous, kicking rice cooker ass, zooming etc. literal vs metaphorical or something like that, I was very high. I haven't drank in 7 years, so I can't blame alcohol anymore

I used to love medical grade nitrous, (I've never done "whippet's"), but only in an outdoors festival type setting. I haven't actually done any in mebbe 20+yrs...

I did take the last big rips of dmt that I had last night and had a really good ride... The main repeating Theme was a chair, a table, a hammer, a girl and a foot, shoe, boot; bombarding me with nonstop fractals and geometric images and everything you could ever imagine, from basketballs to blimps and just stuff flying at me, so much and so fast it was impossible to keep up with. It was so vivid and real, I was moving my whole body trying to duck and dodge stuff.....I try to blink or shut my eyes but can't bc my eyes are already glued shut. Like having your eyelids removed and not being able to look away.... but even more than that, bc you're inside of it, it's the same 365 around you....you're not just having an experience: You are the experience...

It's like witnessing a Train Wreck, you try to look away, but can't.

I think the message was to sit down, stfu and don't be scairt to start building & growing sh*t again....

There's to much wondrous stuff out there to focus on, rather than being worried about stupid shit


Oh yeah: And to quit being a whiny little bi*tch or ima get the Hammer and the Boot

 

[Crazyformes]

Any one have a recipe for weed growing dirt.....I have a hole where my pond insert used to be. It just so happens this spot is a great place for a pot plant, tucked away, close to a Koi pond.
This will be for next year's grow.I have an awesome compost pile, so plan on using some of that. I have mushroom compost available as well, of course topsoil.
Any killer recipes out there?

 

[Grownsince95]

Here we go in week 8 the bug threat never really materialized. One is almost ready, one not so much, and one is just a freak!

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

How do you like to leave the end of your joints? You got

A) the Dutch knot
B) closed to perfection
C) wiiiide open

Dutch knot.

 

[Florida_Mike]

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Awesome memes as usual bro!

 

[NisterMice]

Nothing happened. Just going to take the advice of a friend and slow my roll a little bit. I'm not going anywhere, I'll be lurking around.
I've just been way to reactive here lately and been having to eat some crow.....and I fooking hate crow.

The post was just a twist on what's been happening with me, mashed with the Capt getting his car going.... pits, nitrous, kicking rice cooker ass, zooming etc. literal vs metaphorical or something like that, I was very high. I haven't drank in 7 years, so I can't blame alcohol anymore

I used to love medical grade nitrous, I've never done "whippet's", but only in an outdoors festival type setting. I haven't actually done any in mebbe 20+yrs...

I did take the last big rips of dmt that I had last night and had a really good ride... The main repeating Theme was a chair, a table, a hammer, a girl and a foot, shoe, boot; bombarding me with nonstop fractals and geometric images and everything you could ever imagine, from basketballs to blimps and just stuff flying at me, so much and so fast it was impossible to keep up with. It was so vivid and real, I was moving my whole body trying to duck and dodge stuff.....I try to blink or shut my eyes but can't bc my eyes are already glued shut. Like having your eyelids removed and not being able to look away.... but even more than that, bc you're inside of it, it's the same 365 around you....you're not just having an experience: You are the experience...

It's like witnessing a Train Wreck, you try to look away, but can't.

I think the message was to sit down, stfu and don't be scairt to start building & growing sh*t again....

There's to much wondrous stuff out there to focus on, rather than being worried about stupid shit


Oh yeah: And to quit being a whiny little bi*tch or ima get the Hammer and the Boot

You gonna get hammered alright, but only from your weed. Just don't overthink things homie.

The part about the curse seemed weird as fuck though. We need @SunshineSupergirl to perform a cleansing ritual.

Not the right signal... we need smoke... actually easier done than said

 

[Florida_Mike]

Dutch knot.

wide open

 

[closettrapper217]

Nothing happened. Just going to take the advice of a friend and slow my roll a little bit. I'm not going anywhere, I'll be lurking around.
I've just been way to reactive here lately and been having to eat some crow.....and I fooking hate crow.

The post was just a twist on what's been happening with me, mashed with the Capt getting his car going.... pits, nitrous, kicking rice cooker ass, zooming etc. literal vs metaphorical or something like that, I was very high. I haven't drank in 7 years, so I can't blame alcohol anymore

I used to love medical grade nitrous, (I've never done "whippet's"), but only in an outdoors festival type setting. I haven't actually done any in mebbe 20+yrs...

I did take the last big rips of dmt that I had last night and had a really good ride... The main repeating Theme was a chair, a table, a hammer, a girl and a foot, shoe, boot; bombarding me with nonstop fractals and geometric images and everything you could ever imagine, from basketballs to blimps and just stuff flying at me, so much and so fast it was impossible to keep up with. It was so vivid and real, I was moving my whole body trying to duck and dodge stuff.....I try to blink or shut my eyes but can't bc my eyes are already glued shut. Like having your eyelids removed and not being able to look away.... but even more than that, bc you're inside of it, it's the same 365 around you....you're not just having an experience: You are the experience...

It's like witnessing a Train Wreck, you try to look away, but can't.

I think the message was to sit down, stfu and don't be scairt to start building & growing sh*t again....

There's to much wondrous stuff out there to focus on, rather than being worried about stupid shit


Oh yeah: And to quit being a whiny little bi*tch or ima get the Hammer and the Boot

I think the most important thing is not seeing the message but the response to it so I feel that brother. There is no accidents and everything happens for a reason. Even if the reason is to show me I’m an asshole lol much love brother I’m always here if you need someone to chat with!

P.s. I also hate eating crow. But at least you eat it like a man instead of hide from it.

That’s all of the hippy dippy philosophy I got for one day lmao

 

[ChairmanFester]

I think the most important thing is not seeing the message but the response to it so I feel that brother. There is no accidents and everything happens for a reason. Even if the reason is to show me I’m an asshole lol much love brother I’m always here if you need someone to chat with!

P.s. I also hate eating crow. But at least you eat it like a man instead of hide from it.

That’s all of the hippy dippy philosophy I got for one day lmao

Cannabis Cultivation: Uses of Human Urine​

Use	How to Use It	Benefits	Risks / Warnings	Pro Tips
Nitrogen-Rich Fertilizer	Dilute fresh urine 1:10 with water (10 parts water, 1 part urine). Apply to soil during vegetative stage only (weeks 2–6).	High nitrogen promotes leafy green growth. Cost-free organic fertilizer.	Overapplication = nitrogen burn. Too strong = kills microbes or burns roots. Don't use on seedlings.	Only use fresh urine. Apply directly to soil, never foliar spray. Test pH (urine is ~6).
Compost Accelerator	Add undiluted urine to compost pile to activate microbial breakdown (especially if pile is carbon-heavy).	Boosts compost heat and speeds decomposition.	Too much = ammonia smell, imbalance. Never apply compost with urine during flowering.	Use as a green/nitrogen input when adding dry leaves, straw, etc.
Soil Conditioning	Microdose (1:20 dilution) during early veg to encourage microbial activity. Use once every 10–14 days.	Can stimulate beneficial microbes when diluted properly.	Too frequent = salt buildup. Not a substitute for full nutrition.	Use rainwater or RO water with it to avoid mineral overload.
pH Buffering (in a pinch)	Use urine to slightly acidify overly alkaline soil (pH > 7.5). Use heavily diluted.	Temporary buffering if soil is too basic.	Not precise. Can introduce urea crystals or ammonia. Not recommended as primary buffer.	Better to test pH first. Only for emergency use. Use a meter.
Emergency Foliar Nitrogen	Dilute 1:30, mist only during veg, once, and never in direct sun. Use only on healthy plants.	Quick nitrogen uptake if plant is yellowing and no nutrients are on hand.	Easily burns leaves. Odor attracts pests. Can stunt growth.	Use only if isolated and absolutely necessary. Not ideal.
Urine-Derived Biofertilizer (Advanced)	Ferment urine with sugar/molasses and EM-1 or LAB to create a low-odor, microbe-friendly feed. Takes 7–14 days.	Converts urea to ammonium; reduces odor and makes it more plant-safe.	Improper fermentation = pathogens or smell. Not for beginners.	Advanced growers can make this part of KNF (Korean Natural Farming). Research first.

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NEVER DO THIS:​

• Use urine during flowering stage → Can harm taste and resin development.
• Store raw urine for days → Ammonia buildup = toxic to roots.
• Use urine from people on medications or with infections.
• Apply daily → Will cause salt and nitrogen toxicity.

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Quick Facts:​

• Urine contains: Nitrogen (urea), phosphorus, potassium, trace minerals
• Typical NPK: ~11-1-2 when fresh
• pH: ~6.0, but gets alkaline as it ages (due to ammonia conversion)

 

[ChairmanFester]

Da fuq is happening in Korea? Or... do they mean Best Korea.

 

[Florida_Mike]

I’m wondering why he didn’t utilize the super amazing wonderful always been there. Ignore tab.

Ima put this out as a PSA:

I wasn't able to ignore said person bc it's profile was blocked;
which is the only place (I know of) that the [ignore] tab resides

I basically lost it, and posted a bunch of spammy nonsense in reply
to some spammy nonsense it was posting in the wee hrs...

Apparently someone reported me and within a few minutes,
Admin dm me and gave me this to use in that situation,
copy and paste it in your browser (just replace the name):

https://www.thcfarmer.com/floridamike/ignore

Hit enter and SHAZAM! just like hippie magic, the problem
magically vanishes ...

(@logic If that was super secret knowledge, I apologize for putting it out there
I'm trusting you'll take this post down if so)




What's funny about it all though, is that said person put a curse on me as a parting shot,
at the exact same time I sent that ignore.... Too fn funny

(Admin nuked the spammy shit I posted, which I'm greatful for, ty admin).