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[closettrapper217]

Im noticing the same thing, I soak it, day...day and a half later...it gets all sad (droopy). It's been mid 80's low 90's...

Yeah that plant in particular I have to carry buckets of water to so it doesn’t get as much water as the ones that get the hose lol that is the only reasoning I can think or just the way the roots grew. I have two other plants right near it that get the same amount of water and they are fine to not get watered for a week lol but when they’re in the ground you never really know wtf is going on down there lol

Luckily it has that resting bitch face so I know I better water soon lol

Even the weather has been cooler so it’s not just like they are extremely hot. Does yours bounce back in like thirty min like this one?

 

[Crazyformes]

Yeah that plant in particular I have to carry buckets of water to so it doesn’t get as much water as the ones that get the hose lol that is the only reasoning I can think or just the way the roots grew. I have two other plants right near it that get the same amount of water and they are fine to not get watered for a week lol but when they’re in the ground you never really know wtf is going on down there lol

Luckily it has that resting bitch face so I know I better water soon lol

Even the weather has been cooler so it’s not just like they are extremely hot. Does yours bounce back in like thirty min like this one?

Yes it....they...bounce right back. Ive even lifted the pots....they felt to have enough water... I should just water everyday....then i will get the im drowning RBF.

 

[donkanaille94]

Cannabis Cultivation: Uses of Human Urine​

Use	How to Use It	Benefits	Risks / Warnings	Pro Tips
Nitrogen-Rich Fertilizer	Dilute fresh urine 1:10 with water (10 parts water, 1 part urine). Apply to soil during vegetative stage only (weeks 2–6).	High nitrogen promotes leafy green growth. Cost-free organic fertilizer.	Overapplication = nitrogen burn. Too strong = kills microbes or burns roots. Don't use on seedlings.	Only use fresh urine. Apply directly to soil, never foliar spray. Test pH (urine is ~6).
Compost Accelerator	Add undiluted urine to compost pile to activate microbial breakdown (especially if pile is carbon-heavy).	Boosts compost heat and speeds decomposition.	Too much = ammonia smell, imbalance. Never apply compost with urine during flowering.	Use as a green/nitrogen input when adding dry leaves, straw, etc.
Soil Conditioning	Microdose (1:20 dilution) during early veg to encourage microbial activity. Use once every 10–14 days.	Can stimulate beneficial microbes when diluted properly.	Too frequent = salt buildup. Not a substitute for full nutrition.	Use rainwater or RO water with it to avoid mineral overload.
pH Buffering (in a pinch)	Use urine to slightly acidify overly alkaline soil (pH > 7.5). Use heavily diluted.	Temporary buffering if soil is too basic.	Not precise. Can introduce urea crystals or ammonia. Not recommended as primary buffer.	Better to test pH first. Only for emergency use. Use a meter.
Emergency Foliar Nitrogen	Dilute 1:30, mist only during veg, once, and never in direct sun. Use only on healthy plants.	Quick nitrogen uptake if plant is yellowing and no nutrients are on hand.	Easily burns leaves. Odor attracts pests. Can stunt growth.	Use only if isolated and absolutely necessary. Not ideal.
Urine-Derived Biofertilizer (Advanced)	Ferment urine with sugar/molasses and EM-1 or LAB to create a low-odor, microbe-friendly feed. Takes 7–14 days.	Converts urea to ammonium; reduces odor and makes it more plant-safe.	Improper fermentation = pathogens or smell. Not for beginners.	Advanced growers can make this part of KNF (Korean Natural Farming). Research first.

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NEVER DO THIS:​

• Use urine during flowering stage → Can harm taste and resin development.
• Store raw urine for days → Ammonia buildup = toxic to roots.
• Use urine from people on medications or with infections.
• Apply daily → Will cause salt and nitrogen toxicity.

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Quick Facts:​

• Urine contains: Nitrogen (urea), phosphorus, potassium, trace minerals
• Typical NPK: ~11-1-2 when fresh
• pH: ~6.0, but gets alkaline as it ages (due to ammonia conversion)

brb, pissing all over my tent

 

[donkanaille94]

This is an Auto.
There are many like it but this one is mine.

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do Autos have less leaves? she looks like naked. no offense, looking good but goofy at the same time

 

[Crazyformes]

If any of you trainwrecks are of the native indian decent, please do a raindance for the state of Ohio. Forecast shows no rain for 2 weeks.....thanks in advance for any assistance.

 

[closettrapper217]

No, the Trans Am is a true back half doorslammer car the entire front clip the doors and the trunk lid are all fiberglass but the rest of the car is all Detroit steel
And the windows are Lexanne except for the windshield, which is now actually a fucking way overpriced original 1970 Trans Am windshield that I found after my Lexanne windshield exploded when I hit a bird in the middle of a run

Turn up the audio in the video that’s me spanking a Honda with way too much nitrous and not enough heat in the tire. It was great.

Damn

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

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Accurate.

If any of you trainwrecks are of the native indian decent, please do a raindance for the state of Ohio. Forecast shows no rain for 2 weeks.....thanks in advance for any assistance.

2 weeks huh? Last time it rained here was March.

My parents still live in Stark County and they’ve been complaining that this summer has been nuts back there.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

How it started

How it's going

Fun times

I just convinced a buddy to buy 2.5lbs of Master Blend, epsom salts and calcium on Amazon and I'll give him 2 GDP's in coco coir. He's all in and I'm fkin Jazzed. He's been trying soil for the past couple years, mainly with my seeds and little success so here we go I got another friend into this grow style some years ago. She use to mix the nutes in a cooler. She passed a year and a half ago. Loved her/miss her

 

[JIMKSI64]

do Autos have less leaves? she looks like naked. no offense, looking good but goofy at the same time

It is a tiny plant. This pheno does not fan leaf up very well. I lost no nodes and the spread of stems is just very limited. It did take a while to learn the Nitrogen add through the grow but I do not think this plant makes a lot of vegetation.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Crazyformes]

Accurate.

2 weeks huh? Last time it rained here was March.

My parents still live in Stark County and they’ve been complaining that this summer has been nuts back there.

Oh lordy, I thought we had it bad......it has been a weird...for sure.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

For instance, mine would be Louis the lemon

Not very happy with my porn name Glenn the back way place

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Nothing happened. Just going to take the advice of a friend and slow my roll a little bit. I'm not going anywhere, I'll be lurking around.
I've just been way to reactive here lately and been having to eat some crow.....and I fooking hate crow.

The post was just a twist on what's been happening with me, mashed with the Capt getting his car going.... pits, nitrous, kicking rice cooker ass, zooming etc. literal vs metaphorical or something like that, I was very high. I haven't drank in 7 years, so I can't blame alcohol anymore

I used to love medical grade nitrous, (I've never done "whippet's"), but only in an outdoors festival type setting. I haven't actually done any in mebbe 20+yrs...

I did take the last big rips of dmt that I had last night and had a really good ride... The main repeating Theme was a chair, a table, a hammer, a girl and a foot, shoe, boot; bombarding me with nonstop fractals and geometric images and everything you could ever imagine, from basketballs to blimps and just stuff flying at me, so much and so fast it was impossible to keep up with. It was so vivid and real, I was moving my whole body trying to duck and dodge stuff.....I try to blink or shut my eyes but can't bc my eyes are already glued shut. Like having your eyelids removed and not being able to look away.... but even more than that, bc you're inside of it, it's the same 365 around you....you're not just having an experience: You are the experience...

It's like witnessing a Train Wreck, you try to look away, but can't.

I think the message was to sit down, stfu and don't be scairt to start building & growing sh*t again....

There's to much wondrous stuff out there to focus on, rather than being worried about stupid shit


Oh yeah: And to quit being a whiny little bi*tch or ima get the Hammer and the Boot

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Not very happy with my porn name Glenn the back way place

Liar, yeah you are

 

[Florida_Mike]

How it started
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How it's going
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Fun times

I just convinced a buddy to buy 2.5lbs of Master Blend, epsom salts and calcium on Amazon and I'll give him 2 GDP's in coco coir. He's all in and I'm fkin Jazzed. He's been trying soil for the past couple years, mainly with my seeds and little success so here we go I got another friend into this grow style some years ago. She use to mix the nutes in a cooler. She passed a year and a half ago. Loved her/miss her

I'll see your 98 & raise you balmy 110 lol....(I'm guessing @Putthataway is prolly 115+ down in the valley today). Sry about your friend passing. I'm sure your buddy will be a "Coco Master" in no time with your tutelage

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

How’s everybody today folks!

Over abundance of work, no sleep, headin back to work lol

Bro, getting ready to try that new rooting agent on Blueberry and Blackberry We'll see

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

I'll see your 98 & raise you balmy 110 lol....(I'm guessing @Putthataway is prolly 115+ down in the valley today). Sry about your friend passing. I'm sure your buddy will be a "Coco Master" in no time with your tutelage

Fker

 

[closettrapper217]

Yes it....they...bounce right back. Ive even lifted the pots....they felt to have enough water... I should just water everyday....then i will get the im drowning RBF.

That’s why I released them from their cage! (Pot) this summer and I’m liking it much better. Just amended a hole equivalent to the size of like a ten gallon pot. By amended I mean dug a hold and dumped some coast of Maine organic potting soil,some compost top soil from the veggie garden and some worm castings and straight water all summer. I’ve loved it.

The only way you overwater a plant that’s rooted in the ground like that is on purpose lol does suck that you can’t move it though haha

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

That’s why I released them from their cage! (Pot) this summer and I’m liking it much better. Just amended a hole equivalent to the size of like a ten gallon pot. By amended I mean dug a hold and dumped some coast of Maine organic potting soil,some compost top soil from the veggie garden and some worm castings and straight water all summer. I’ve loved it.

The only way you overwater a plant that’s rooted in the ground like that is on purpose lol does suck that you can’t move it though haha

Here's to what works

 

[closettrapper217]

How it started
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How it's going
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Fun times

I just convinced a buddy to buy 2.5lbs of Master Blend, epsom salts and calcium on Amazon and I'll give him 2 GDP's in coco coir. He's all in and I'm fkin Jazzed. He's been trying soil for the past couple years, mainly with my seeds and little success so here we go I got another friend into this grow style some years ago. She use to mix the nutes in a cooler. She passed a year and a half ago. Loved her/miss her

It’s like the “teach a man to fish “ concept

But with weed so way cooler lol