THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[PlumberSoCal2]

It’s like the “teach a man to fish “ concept

But with weed so way cooler lol

 

[ChairmanFester]

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“I, who invaded my tiny, poor neighbor…”

…to liberate them from having elections and dreams,
…to denazify a Jewish president,
…to protect my prestige with a military built out of conscripts, shovels, and 1970s radiators,
…have instead embarked on a sacred pilgrimage of ritual humiliation.

First, I boldly marched across the border — with maps from 1983 and trucks that ran on chewing gum — expecting flowers.
Instead, I got Javelins. And HIMARS. And sarcastic memes.


My elite armored columns?
Burnt on TikTok.
My air force?
Grounded by tractors.
My navy?
Scuttled by a nation without a navy.
My flagship?
Exploded.
“She sank due to fire.”
Yes. A fire caused by two very polite missiles.


I, the proud bear, was going to take Kyiv in three days.
It’s now year three.
I annexed territory I don’t fully control, held fake elections in a warzone, and blamed NATO because mirrors are expensive.


Mobilization?
Oh, glorious. I conscripted poets, janitors, and men with epilepsy.
Then I handed them rust.
Sometimes called “rifles,” but mostly rust.


Then the world sanctioned me.
“Not a problem,” I said, chewing on a Chinese tire.
Now I trade microwaves for drones and dig trenches with spoons.


I tried to freeze Europe.
They wore sweaters.


I called them Satanic.
They sent artillery.


Every move I made in the sacred chess game of global strategy?
Met with the firm slap of reality and a reply from a guy in a green T-shirt.


I threatened nukes.
Even my allies changed the subject.


I banned McDonald's.
They replaced it with “Tasty, and That’s It.”
Truly, we are a cultural superpower.


And still, I fight on — not because I’m winning,
but because stopping would mean admitting that the guy in charge
is an aging kleptocrat whose brain runs on nostalgia and lies.


This isn’t war.
This is a state-sponsored faceplant.


I invaded my neighbor.
And in doing so, I destroyed my army, my economy, my future, and my myth.
All to make sure no one thinks I’m weak.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

GDP x Starry Eyed

GDP x BBHP

I need way more room

 

[closettrapper217]

GDP x Starry Eyed
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GDP x BBHP
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I need way more room

I’ll hold a few of them gdps over here so you have more space LMAOOO

They can be like “ours” but we’ll just keep em at my house haha

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Liar, yeah you are

Well a man’s gotta eat Plumber skills pay the bills

 

[Putthataway]

I'll see your 98 & raise you balmy 110 lol....(I'm guessing @Putthataway is prolly 115+ down in the valley today). Sry about your friend passing. I'm sure your buddy will be a "Coco Master" in no time with your tutelage

It’s 116 right now bro.

 

[closettrapper217]

Little Cali blues love. First time I’ve ran this and it just trips me out I put this plant In flower super small just to see how it stretched and stuff for when I run a few next time. Literally only training I did was stretch out like five of the main stems from the bottom and this thing looks like it was scrogged out lol couple of these babies will fill up that flower tent quick!

I think I was getting a little greedy with the light so dropped her down a few inches but cap did I’m pretty sure tell me this thing fades hard

 

[donkanaille94]

I'll see your 98 & raise you balmy 110 lol....(I'm guessing @Putthataway is prolly 115+ down in the valley today). Sry about your friend passing. I'm sure your buddy will be a "Coco Master" in no time with your tutelage

what is you doing, florida man?

 

[Florida_Mike]

what is you doing, florida man? View attachment 2494338

Nm... contemplating the existential threat of jellyfish soup, with a little human thrown in (aka, me), as it regards to the leather-back turtle populations in the S Pacific

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Nm... contemplating the existential threat of jellyfish soup, with a little human thrown in (aka, me), as it regards to the leather-back turtle populations in the S Pacific

 

[ChairmanFester]

You guys should just put your houses underground, it's a permanent 60 degrees in my room/laser shop

 

[donkanaille94]

my version of 'the arsehol'

night, homes

 

[Florida_Mike]

Little Cali blues love. First time I’ve ran this and it just trips me out I put this plant In flower super small just to see how it stretched and stuff for when I run a few next time. Literally only training I did was stretch out like five of the main stems from the bottom and this thing looks like it was scrogged out lol couple of these babies will fill up that flower tent quick!

I think I was getting a little greedy with the light so dropped her down a few inches but cap did I’m pretty sure tell me this thing fades hard

Beautiful plants, I can't wait to run them in my hydro system... I'm gonna go with Cali Blues, Bob Barker and M-86 (2 plants ea

 

[Florida_Mike]

420... fire it up!

 

[Florida_Mike]

You guys should just put your houses underground, it's a permanent 60 degrees in my room/laser shop

Too wet fer basements in FL, too much solid rock & caliche for basements in AZ...Excavation through caliche (cement-like soil) or rock is $$$. I'm sure you'll find them here and there, but (I don't think) they're not the norm like WNY and most other places...

 

[JIMKSI64]

Ima put this out as a PSA:

I wasn't able to ignore said person bc it's profile was blocked;
which is the only place (I know of) that the [ignore] tab resides

I basically lost it, and posted a bunch of spammy nonsense in reply
to some spammy nonsense it was posting in the wee hrs...

Apparently someone reported me and within a few minutes,
Admin dm me and gave me this to use in that situation,
copy and paste it in your browser (just replace the name):

https://www.thcfarmer.com/floridamike/ignore

Hit enter and SHAZAM! just like hippie magic, the problem
magically vanishes ...

(@logic If that was super secret knowledge, I apologize for putting it out there
I'm trusting you'll take this post down if so)




What's funny about it all though, is that said person put a curse on me as a parting shot,
at the exact same time I sent that ignore.... Too fn funny

(Admin nuked the spammy shit I posted, which I'm greatful for, ty admin).

Mike I did comment on the event but running to tattle is not my style.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Too wet fer basements in FL, too much solid rock & caliche...

It's like people just don't apply explosives often enough, just describe the hole, I can make a shopping list.

 

[ChairmanFester]

When life gives you lemons and taxes to pay,
You could fill out forms…
Or blow them away!


The sink won't stop dripping, it’s mocking your brain?
Well, nothing says "fixed"
Like TNT rain.


That neighbor’s loud music at quarter past four?
Try diplomacy first…
Then wire his floor.


The tree that won’t fall though you've chopped it for days?
Just plant a surprise
In the roots where it sways.


A spider too big for your bathroom to bear?
Why reach for a shoe
When C4 is there?


Wi-Fi is lagging? The router’s possessed?
Let Semtex and justice
Give you some rest.


The IRS calls? Your ex texts "Hey you"?
Just hand them a gift
From your fireworks queue.


A traffic jam's growing? Your horn's lost the fight?
A blast from below
And the roads are clear, right?

 

[Florida_Mike]

Mike I did comment on the event but running to tattle is not my style.

Didn't think it was you for a second brother! And I appreciated the comment,
it checked me up and started me thinking different, for that, I thank you...
(btw- you have a fer sure way to ignore me now tff)

And unless he just "happened" to be lurking at that exact time, admin hit my inbox
within 5-10 minutes... I'm guessing it was fs-'forest spammer" or someone
sympathetic to it, that went gunning for me & tossed me under the SBT's...
Either "Short Bus Tandems" or "Some-Body's Tampons"... taker your pick

 

[ChairmanFester]

Didn't think it was you for a second brother! And I appreciated the comment,
it checked me up and started me thinking different, for that, I thank you...
(btw- you have a fer sure way to ignore me now tff)

And unless he just "happened" to be lurking at that exact time, admin hit my inbox
within 5-10 minutes... I'm guessing it was fs-'forest spammer" or someone
sympathetic to it, that went gunning for me & tossed me under the SBT's...
Either "Short Bus Tandems" or "Some-Body's Tampons"... taker your pick

Forest has a thread he seems happy in.