Ninjadogma
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Hey Wreckers!
Start you off with a funny from my 81 year old mom....
Cracker barrel = a bunch of white people in a hot tub
Took her on a plane up to Redding, CA where we are taking up refuge with the local indigenous folks who are most hospitable. Everyone going out of their way to make sure you're having a groovy experience and all, even if you're not here to shake hands with the one armed bandit. So if you find yourself in this little piece of shit town, peep the Win-River Casino for a place to stay. Take this from a grumpy ass traveler who usually has nothing nice to say about the usual accommodations.
So we're in the lobby looking at the brochure rack and I spot this gem. I might just rent a car on Sunday since we will have a few hours down time.
But the real reason we are here is for mom to meet her great granddaughter and me to meet my new granddaughter, take lots of pictures of her holding the baby because that asshole thief named Al Zaimer comes and steals those precious memories from her, and so we will have an opportunity for her to repeatedly meet her great granddaughter for the first time through those pics and videos of her with the baby.
Start you off with a funny from my 81 year old mom....
Cracker barrel = a bunch of white people in a hot tub
Took her on a plane up to Redding, CA where we are taking up refuge with the local indigenous folks who are most hospitable. Everyone going out of their way to make sure you're having a groovy experience and all, even if you're not here to shake hands with the one armed bandit. So if you find yourself in this little piece of shit town, peep the Win-River Casino for a place to stay. Take this from a grumpy ass traveler who usually has nothing nice to say about the usual accommodations.
So we're in the lobby looking at the brochure rack and I spot this gem. I might just rent a car on Sunday since we will have a few hours down time.
But the real reason we are here is for mom to meet her great granddaughter and me to meet my new granddaughter, take lots of pictures of her holding the baby because that asshole thief named Al Zaimer comes and steals those precious memories from her, and so we will have an opportunity for her to repeatedly meet her great granddaughter for the first time through those pics and videos of her with the baby.