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THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

Hey Wreckers! Start you off with a funny from my 81 year old mom.... Cracker barrel = a bunch of white people in a hot tub Took her on a plane up to Redding, CA where we are taking up refuge with the local indigenous folks who are most hospitable...
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Hey Wreckers!

Start you off with a funny from my 81 year old mom....

Cracker barrel = a bunch of white people in a hot tub

Took her on a plane up to Redding, CA where we are taking up refuge with the local indigenous folks who are most hospitable. Everyone going out of their way to make sure you're having a groovy experience and all, even if you're not here to shake hands with the one armed bandit. So if you find yourself in this little piece of shit town, peep the Win-River Casino for a place to stay. Take this from a grumpy ass traveler who usually has nothing nice to say about the usual accommodations.

So we're in the lobby looking at the brochure rack and I spot this gem. I might just rent a car on Sunday since we will have a few hours down time.

But the real reason we are here is for mom to meet her great granddaughter and me to meet my new granddaughter, take lots of pictures of her holding the baby because that asshole thief named Al Zaimer comes and steals those precious memories from her, and so we will have an opportunity for her to repeatedly meet her great granddaughter for the first time through those pics and videos of her with the baby.
 

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Hey Wreckers!

Start you off with a funny from my 81 year old mom....

Cracker barrel = a bunch of white people in a hot tub

Took her on a plane up to Redding, CA where we are taking up refuge with the local indigenous folks who are most hospitable. Everyone going out of their way to make sure you're having a groovy experience and all, even if you're not here to shake hands with the one armed bandit. So if you find yourself in this little piece of shit town, peep the Win-River Casino for a place to stay. Take this from a grumpy ass traveler who usually has nothing nice to say about the usual accommodations.

So we're in the lobby looking at the brochure rack and I spot this gem. I might just rent a car on Sunday since we will have a few hours down time.

But the real reason we are here is for mom to meet her great granddaughter and me to meet my new granddaughter, take lots of pictures of her holding the baby because that asshole thief named Al Zaimer comes and steals those precious memories from her, and so we will have an opportunity for her to repeatedly meet her great granddaughter for the first time through those pics and videos of her with the baby.
Much love for you bro and your moms tough thing to deal with on all sides blessed to be able to do that with her and seee the children. Best to you and yours man.
 
Hell its titled Trainwreck for a reason

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My car wreck feb 3 2019 Superbowl sunday 330pm i was hit by someone running a red to get off the highway and hit me trew my car upside down i was partially ejected and revived 2wce on scene

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I just wonder if i go swimming will I just do circles?
 
Hey Wreckers!

Start you off with a funny from my 81 year old mom....

Cracker barrel = a bunch of white people in a hot tub

Took her on a plane up to Redding, CA where we are taking up refuge with the local indigenous folks who are most hospitable. Everyone going out of their way to make sure you're having a groovy experience and all, even if you're not here to shake hands with the one armed bandit. So if you find yourself in this little piece of shit town, peep the Win-River Casino for a place to stay. Take this from a grumpy ass traveler who usually has nothing nice to say about the usual accommodations.

So we're in the lobby looking at the brochure rack and I spot this gem. I might just rent a car on Sunday since we will have a few hours down time.

But the real reason we are here is for mom to meet her great granddaughter and me to meet my new granddaughter, take lots of pictures of her holding the baby because that asshole thief named Al Zaimer comes and steals those precious memories from her, and so we will have an opportunity for her to repeatedly meet her great granddaughter for the first time through those pics and videos of her with the baby.
My body is ready
 
Hell its titled Trainwreck for a reason

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My car wreck feb 3 2019 Superbowl sunday 330pm i was hit by someone running a red to get off the highway and hit me trew my car upside down i was partially ejected and revived 2wce on scene

View attachment 2494999View attachment 2495000View attachment 2495001hence The hardware but im vertical man. Car on fire are from Facebook users posts where i was once "the dead guy on the side of the road" she exclaimed in her post she she sit un in the shutdown traffic.
Glad you made it bro.
Damn.
That shit is brutal.
Do you roll around asking everybody where Jon and Sarah Connor are?



I had too.
Legit. You are a beast.
👊🏻🤡
 
So cleaning her up.
She ready to hurt feelings.
May need to tune the carb a little.
Feeling good though.

So im going to wait for wifey. And my kids.
They always are there when she gets fired up the first time in a while. And plus I’m gonna fire her up and leave her in the box. I’m not gonna pull her out just for the simple reason that I’m just gonna start it and get a bit of heat in the motor and prime the lines everything that’s been replaced. Its kinda got to marinate a little bit and then I’ll come back out in 24 to 48 hours and fire up again and then really put some heat in. I’ll do a couple of burnouts right out front of the house or something maybe launch her who knows
It’s a cul-de-sac so I can get away with shit like that and my neighbors love the fuck out of it🤣
Especially the kiddos.
It’s funny as fuck man when I have the thing out of the trailer sitting out front everybody pulls down into the cul-de-sac to bullshit with me about it. It’s fucking crazy the will hear and they come straight over here and they’re like oh it’s fucking dope. It’s like get away from me motherfucker and don’t lean on my car you know?
Get bacon grease on my paint and we have issues cocheese. 🤪



Its fucking hot
Im going in the casa
 

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So cleaning her up.
She ready to hurt feelings.
May need to tune the carb a little.
Feeling good though.

So im going to wait for wifey. And my kids.
They always are there when she gets fired up the first time in a while. And plus I’m gonna fire her up and leave her in the box. I’m not gonna pull her out just for the simple reason that I’m just gonna start it and get a bit of heat in the motor and prime the lines everything that’s been replaced. Its kinda got to marinate a little bit and then I’ll come back out in 24 to 48 hours and fire up again and then really put some heat in. I’ll do a couple of burnouts right out front of the house or something maybe launch her who knows
It’s a cul-de-sac so I can get away with shit like that and my neighbors love the fuck out of it🤣
Especially the kiddos.
It’s funny as fuck man when I have the thing out of the trailer sitting out front everybody pulls down into the cul-de-sac to bullshit with me about it. It’s fucking crazy the cops will hear it and they come straight over here and they’re like oh it’s fucking dope. It’s like get away from me motherfucker and don’t lean on my car you know?
Get bacon grease on my paint and we have issues cocheese. 🤪



Its fucking hot
Im going in the casa
Wow....
 
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So cleaning her up.
She ready to hurt feelings.
May need to tune the carb a little.
Feeling good though.

So im going to wait for wifey. And my kids.
They always are there when she gets fired up the first time in a while. And plus I’m gonna fire her up and leave her in the box. I’m not gonna pull her out just for the simple reason that I’m just gonna start it and get a bit of heat in the motor and prime the lines everything that’s been replaced. Its kinda got to marinate a little bit and then I’ll come back out in 24 to 48 hours and fire up again and then really put some heat in. I’ll do a couple of burnouts right out front of the house or something maybe launch her who knows
It’s a cul-de-sac so I can get away with shit like that and my neighbors love the fuck out of it🤣
Especially the kiddos.
It’s funny as fuck man when I have the thing out of the trailer sitting out front everybody pulls down into the cul-de-sac to bullshit with me about it. It’s fucking crazy the will hear and they come straight over here and they’re like oh it’s fucking dope. It’s like get away from me motherfucker and don’t lean on my car you know?
Get bacon grease on my paint and we have issues cocheese. 🤪



Its fucking hot
Im going in the casa
So anyways with Cap' having his race car thought I would tell an old story from my teaching days.
Me and a very old friend both had race vehicles. Mine was usually a bike but he ran a really nice 1970 B body with a 440 wedge.
He had a group of students that he used as a pit crew. He had just had the students push the vehicle through tech check and back to the trailer when a student noticed a water leak. Slight at the thermostat housing but it sure was not going to get better.
So he gets a tube of ceramic sealer for the cooling system. He has to go back to tech to splain why he now needs to be further back in the line to fix this and rerun tech. He explains to the students that he wants them to open the radiator cap and run while to get flow past the radiator cap hole. Then work the throttle until it's about 1/4 open and dump the sealer in.
So he is waiting in line and he hears the car start. It's running for a bit and he keeps listening. Soon he hears the rpm tac up and the some kind of struggling noise and then nothing. Now what.

Well the student was given unclear advice. The last instruction was to up the throttle to 1/4 and dump the sealer in.
He dumped it down the throat of the carb.

The block was scrap as the rings had welded to the cylinder walls. The crank was bent due to going from 4000 rpm to zero in 2 revolutions. Rest of the motor was fine but man a fugin wedge motor side oiler ball of torque died from a lack of communication.
 
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