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[MartyMcFly42oh]

So looking like about 9-10 oz pf roach weed. I think im a take @MartyMcFly42oh word and cook with it
Fuck it you know?
Its better than theowing out over a half lb right?

Rasta pasta for 100 please

 

[Putthataway]

 

[Putthataway]

 

[Putthataway]

For those of you who don’t know here’s some context. Australia is banning machetes due to unmentionable group stabbing people.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I wouldn't even direct hit a 1 liter... the effect will make you sick, use a balloon.

We learned the hard way. There’s always one person in the group who is willing to take an L so everyone else doesn’t have to.

 

[Bilber]

love how the pencil sketches turn out...

Hey Flo....

Did you draw that?

 

[Justlovetogrow]

View attachment 2495176For those of you who don’t know here’s some context. Australia is banning machetes due to unmentionable group stabbing people.

Yea the youth gangs goin wild over here slashing n stabbing like their just gunna hand in their machetes Fkn little bastards what happened to a good ol fashioned punch on gotta watch your 6 these days

 

[Florida_Mike]

Hey Flo....

Did you draw that?

No. I created it with Ai.

I was once capable of doing pencil portraits near identical to these though

 

[JIMKSI64]

Yea the youth gangs goin wild over here slashing n stabbing like their just gunna hand in their machetes Fkn little bastards what happened to a good ol fashioned punch on gotta watch your 6 these days

One of these days a " group of youths" is going to try and beat down some IPSIC league member and that's gunna be it.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Just now..

 

[Justlovetogrow]

One of these days a " group of youths" is going to try and beat down some IPSIC league member and that's gunna be it.

Problem with that in Aus is ya not allowed concealed weapons like in USA so that poor bugger get the shit stabbed out of him to unless home invasion of course only people with guns in this country are farmers coppers pistol club members and of course criminals like we not even allowed a 5 shot pump action anymore they classed em as semi auto the retards they’ve obviously never been shooting with me sometimes I needed all 5 cartridges to hit 1 roo

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

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[PlumberSoCal2]

Problem with that in Aus is ya not allowed concealed weapons like in USA so that poor bugger get the shit stabbed out of him to unless home invasion of course only people with guns in this country are farmers coppers pistol club members and of course criminals like we not even allowed a 5 shot pump action anymore they classed em as semi auto the retards they’ve obviously never been shooting with me sometimes I needed all 5 cartridges to hit 1 roo

THIS is the Law of the Land in the U.S.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Gelato g33

Damn.

 

[Florida_Mike]

THIS is the Law of the Land in the U.S.
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If only they would interpret it as written,
Rather than spinning it 7 ways from Sunday...

 

[Justlovetogrow]

THIS is the Law of the Land in the U.S.
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Oh look I kind of agree with our gun laws we haven’t had a mass shooting since crazy Martin Bryant went stupid only 1.5 hr drive from where I live in port Arthur so I sort of understand y we don’t really need assault rifles and military weapons that really are only for killing people not game but a 5 shot pump action isn’t semi auto ya still gotta pump that bad boy I also understand that you Americans are gun crazy and no 1 be taking em from yas I get that to if I lived there I’d have a fkn arsenal

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Okay, I actually took pics of the Granddaddy Purple x Blueberry Hash Plant

There's 6 plants, regs from seed. No clue on sex yet. All have been topped once. The plan is to flower 1 or 2 to see. Those grapes and berries should mix up like a berry smoothy.

The GDP x Starry Eyed

All topped once. The plan here is the same, get a couple of girls flowering to see what's what and if I'll want to plant more. The fun of breeding

 

[ChairmanFester]

Problem with that in Aus is ya not allowed concealed weapons like in USA so that poor bugger get the shit stabbed out of him to unless home invasion of course only people with guns in this country are farmers coppers pistol club members and of course criminals like we not even allowed a 5 shot pump action anymore they classed em as semi auto the retards they’ve obviously never been shooting with me sometimes I needed all 5 cartridges to hit 1 roo

NONONO HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE TELL THEM ABOUT DRIVING LICENSES HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Captspaulding]

4 years ago. I'll try to keep it less than a novel.
My Suzanne had been weirdly connected to me since about 16 when she saw Just A Peace, a band I'd founded but at the time was just out of. It was her first ever "I'm a fan of this band I can meet often" and she was dating my friend when we actually first met. That night she just kinda laid it out that she wanted to stay with me instead, which I promptly reported to my friend on the DL and advised him that she was a whore, figuratively. So she left with a facebook invite and we talked once a month or so for 6 years.
She was out of touch for a while and I had learned that her pain pills for an injury and surgery turned into pain shots of heroin, so she had been in rehab and while there had found out she was pregnant.
I was extremely drunk in my defense.
I offered her a move-in family special: I would work and be dad and all of it and she'd never have to worry and it was all flowers and romance for a year and a month and then she relapsed over post partum turned bored housewife. I figured this out by 3am atm withdrawls and at the time I was drunk asleep exactly at 10pm till 5am daily. The drinking was at least kinda normal then. This happened twice and I sent her to rehab and told her she can have her ring back when she's clean for a year. So fiance but the baby had my last name, we lied and said I was the dad to the state, and had a wedding planned and booked.
70 days into rehab she walked out, bought dope, tried to confess and go back... they put her in a motel room alone and she overdosed.
It does not end here.
I'll preface this and say my normal response to anything spiritual or what might be on the discovery channel in such a way is that the witnesses are clearly retarded and should be drugged involuntarily. Suzanne haunted me because we talked about it. We lived in the crook of a big L shaped cemetery and "what if" came up randomly and we traded promises that the first one who passes contacts the other and not in some puzzle suggestion way. I said basically make the walls bleed in front of witnesses:
Suzanne sent me the plagues because she knew I'd connect it to history. First ants, then mites, then ladybugs, then stinkbugs, then flies, then crickets. In my apartment. Coming from nowhere, milling about confused. No wave overlapped, there wasn't a cause or a food source. Then I hit 10 birds with my car, I know because for the hell of it I counted on the road. Then a hole about 5 foot wide and 30 foot deep, for no reason, appeared in front of my door. Then my keyboard blew every single key into the ceiling hard enough to dent it. Then both my cats died of asymptomatic bladder infections two weeks apart with no common cause. PLENTY of other people saw this shit.
Then her mom, dad, and sister all died weeks and months apart.
Then I drank myself into rehab but only after I was permanently injured going from goddamn olympic shape to "can walk several yards at a time" and had to medically retire and sue the worker's comp board. And social security.
I sell wood art and beef jerky to cover the bags of weed between my almost competent growing.
Most people would have been really upset and broken and I have decided I will not be. There are cracks in the mirror but it's still reflective. I have "my" Genevive and if it wasn't for me not giving up she would be in foster care and molested.
The natural state of the human condition is tragic but luckily I am polish and we got used to it over the centuries.

Bro.




Fuck.
I have some stories too man.
This one you shared.
A damned dozy.
Your good people man.
And you keep tolling on, we love our jerry and the keyboard guys piece you made us.
Its up in our living room.
Your a resilient bastard you know that!
Nothing but respect

 

[ChairmanFester]

Oh ...

It's in the genes. We landed, then natives paid us to shoot other natives. Then we didn't have to get paid. Then we shot the brits and french and spanish and canadians and mexicans until they all left. Then we shot a lot of europeans twice and some asians once. Tried "other asian" to be sure. Shot the 3rd world because it was fashionable and shot iraqis and afghans for being uppity. We're a bunch of drunk retarded car salesmen with guns until we get mad, then we aren't funny.
As for australia? Idk I know anywhere there are too many gun laws are not enough hanging politicians. In minecraft.