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[figolus]

 

[amneziaHaze]

@ChairmanFester
Foliar feeding?
I put food in the dirt sir,
I have zero clue what foliar feeding does.
Its never worked
So i just dont do it,
Its a cannabis placebo.
Now if there is critters?
Im going to treat the plant with a spray at night, and the plant in question?
It literally lives in food.
So do potted plants for that matter.
So i always was of the school of thought, if they live in food, no need to spray them with it too.
You know?

I do little epson salt spray sulphur keeps the mold away

 

[ChairmanFester]

I do little epson salt spray sulphur keeps the mold away

I'll swear by captain jack's copper spray but if you're getting results I guess that speaks for itself.
Can I interest you in the various methods and uses of treated and titrated pee?

 

[Florida_Mike]

"Hi… my name’s Dave… and I burned my plants."
*(Room: “Hi, Dave…”)


"Yeah… uh… it all started ‘cause I thought more light meant more bud. So I put that cheap Amazon blurple right down on ‘em like I was interrogating a POW. Within 48 hours they looked like microwaved lettuce. I told myself it was ‘genetics.’"


(sympathetic nods, a cough from the guy in the Carhartt jacket)


"And I don’t even… I don’t even wanna talk about my ‘nutrient experiment.’ I mixed all the bottles I had into one jug like a damn jungle juice. I thought I was a mad scientist. Plants didn’t even yellow—they just went straight to crisp brown overnight. Looked like autumn came early in my tent."


(someone in back mutters “pH pen, man…”)


"I swore I’d do better next round, but nope… went and drowned ‘em. Thought, ‘more water, more life.’ Turns out roots don’t breathe in soup. Found out the hard way. My wife walks in and sees me holding a plant over the bathtub, shaking it like I’m doing CPR."


(Room: “We’ve all been there.”)


"And… I guess the hardest part… is admitting I’m here because of the gnat infestation. I didn’t quarantine a single plant I brought in from my buddy’s place. Thought, ‘It’s fine, he’s got good weed.’ Turns out he’s got good weed and bad bugs."


(laughter, someone claps him on the shoulder)


"Anyway… I’m just taking it one day at a time now. No more blurple, no more mystery feed mixes, and for God’s sake… no more ‘helpful’ plants from Chad."


(Room: “Thanks for sharing, Dave.”)

 

[Berniemac]

Morning homies how’s it poppin! Just swingin by to say good morning!

Morning HomeSkillz
A little peep at some Hawaiian Haze this morning, some pollinated and some un pollinated!
How are the summer flowers looking everyone?

 

[Berniemac]

Love the ganjaa

 

[Berniemac]

Can’t forget some of these recent flips
Sometimes you have too many plants and they just gotta go down the line

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[ChairmanFester]

What I'm expecting with the new Fox Farm...

 

[closettrapper217]

Me planting the next batch of

 

[ChairmanFester]

I think I addressed your package to "Jimmy the Closet". So that's your mob name now.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Side lighting. Picture of sugar 5 inches from the pot dirt.

Still not finishing with reduced nutrition and lighting. 94 days above dirt.
75-80 days per breeder. 2 went 84 3rd went 89.

 

[closettrapper217]

“Don’t bogart that joint, man”

Today’s subject should be “quotes in marijuana history “

 

[closettrapper217]

Yo I need some suggestions on gym music. This is my go to to get me going but I know nothing about this shit this so someone help me out haha

 

[ChairmanFester]

Just put on Pantera 101 proof, you'll be jacked tomorrow.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Yo I need some suggestions on gym music. This is my go to to get me going but I know nothing about this shit this so someone help me out haha

 

[Florida_Mike]

“Don’t bogart that joint, man”

Today’s subject should be “quotes in marijuana history “

Billy Strings "I took two hits and the joint turned brown"

 

[Florida_Mike]

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Bahahaha, ffs my man!

 

[Ninjadogma]

I was looking for a video of the fight scene where Brad Pitt kicks Bruce Lee‘s ass

Sounds like Bruce used to be kind of a dick to the stunt guys back in the day

Funniest thing in that movie as far as im concerned, it wasn't a scene, it was his response to a scene. When he's up on the roof smoking a doobie and reflecting on the fucked up shit that happened that got him fired from his job. He takes a puff and says, "Fair enough."

 

[Florida_Mike]

Damn if I don't make myself laugh sometimes... G'morning farm!